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tango2
21-01-2004, 20:52
I am putting together a list of Urban Sayings,here are some I have collected to date please feel free to add your own.

Some Useful Phrases

1. Abra-Kebabra:
A magic act performed on Saturday night, where fast food vanishes down the performer's throat, and then shortly afterwards, it suddenly reappears on the taxi floor.

2.Aussie Kiss:
Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.

3. Beer Coat:
The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise at 3 in the morning.

4. Beer Compass:
The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a booze cruise, even though you're too ****** to remember where you live, how you get there, and where you've come from.

5. Bone of Contention:
Erection that causes an argument. E.g. one that arises when a man is watching Olympic beach volleyball on TV with his girlfriend.

6. Breaking the Seal:
Your 1st pee in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night.

7. BVH: Blue-Veined Hooligan.
The 1-eyed skinhead.

8. Cider Visor:
Beer Goggles for the young drinker.

9.Flogging On:
Surfing the Internet for some left-handed websites.

10. Going For a McDump:
Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food, you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is a McDump with Lies.

11. McSplurry:
The type of bowel movement you experience after dining for a week in fast food restaurants.

12. Monkey Bath:
A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa! AA! AA!".

13. Mystery Bus:
The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.

14. Mystery Taxi:
The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before you wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a 10-Pinter in your bed instead.

15. NBR:
No Beers Required. Someone that you'd chat up instantly in the pub. The opposite of a 10-Pinter.

16. 10-Pinter:
Someone that you'd only chat up after drinking at least 10 pints.

17. 2-Bagger:
Someone that you'd need 2 paper bags to have sex with. (1 to cover their head, and 1 to cover yours, in case their bag falls off.)

18. Titanic:
A lady who goes down first time out.

19. X-Piles:
Unwanted visitors from Uranus.

DaBouncer
21-01-2004, 21:15
Glory Wipe:
The token single sheet polish required after passing a rare but pleasant stool which slips out clean as a whistle, leaving no trace.:D

Sam Miguel
21-01-2004, 21:26
Erection section:

the uppermost shelf in a newsagents shop.

Pavement pizza - explains itself I hope.

To drive the porcelain bus:

to find oneself kneeling and being ill down the toilet after partaking in too much liquid refreshemnnt.

BrainThrust
21-01-2004, 23:56
Looks liek someone has been reading Roger's Profanisaurus again. Reminds me to root out my copy from somewhere.

all Hail Viz, a savoir of schoolboy humour in these times of 'clever' humour.

Wilf

DaBouncer
22-01-2004, 07:51
That's where my inclusion came from.... I've got the latest version of Rogers Profanisaurus and it's soooooooooooo funny!

In fact I remember posting some... all that time ago here (http://www.sheffieldforum.co.uk/showthread.php?s=&postid=10623#post10623)!

tango2
22-01-2004, 08:06
Back End of the Batmobile:
The state of your Brass Eye soon after you eat a really hot curry. "I had a Ring Stinger in the Benghazi restaurant last night, and now I've got a dose of Gandhi's Revenge.

Budgie's Tongue: or Small Man In A Boat,.
The female erection.

Crappuccino:
The particularly frothy type of diarrhoea that you get when abroad.

Phanerothyme
22-01-2004, 09:03
From Phan's Dictionary of Underused terminology comes:

pollution n. - stuff that comes out of the exhaust pipes of other people's vehicles, not mine.

electrocute adj. - What the Sony QRIO is.

Rotherham expl. - Second worst obscenity in the galaxy, after Belgium

twangy adj. - fiercely aromatic and pungent, esp. of hemp flowers. e.g "~ skunk" - - potent cannabis

electric excl! - Richard Caborne MP's last campaign slogan.

dundergrad n. sl. - A bewildered student standing next to the ring road, trying to orient his 'not to scale' fresher map and work out where he is.

clot n. collective sl. A small group of dundergrads q.v.

onyx vb. trans.To utterly degrade something and make an unholy stinking mess at the same time. eg "US military/foreign policy has onyxed Iraq."

Lancs_Vinnie
25-06-2004, 06:10
Originally posted by tango2
I am putting together a list of Urban Sayings,here are some I have collected to date please feel free to add your own.

Crumb Gutter = Female chest cleavage

Allows you to comment on the view without being sussed. e.g. "Dad, look at the ******* crumb gutter on Uncle Phil's new bird.....!!!! Heh heh.....

Siān
25-06-2004, 06:40
Allows you to comment on the view without being sussed.

You're always sussed - trust me :rolleyes:

Lancs_Vinnie
25-06-2004, 06:46
Oh dear.....!! Cheers for the advice.

Lickable
25-06-2004, 09:11
http://www.urbandictionary.com/

saxon51
25-06-2004, 15:18
Chuff chafer....
....messy poo+no paper+three hours later = Chuff chafer.

Pauly
26-06-2004, 09:06
BOBFOC

The kind of girl that looks amazing from the neck down but has a face like a 10 pinter.
Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch. :D

noseyrosie
26-06-2004, 20:12
Hey guys you've missed out:

Stunk: <adj> past tense meaning that one has imbibed alcohol to the point of inebriation, and simultaneuously inhaled certain herbal substances, causing that person to become stoned and drunk, i.e. stunk.

kookie
26-06-2004, 20:18
after anything remotely dodgy, beer, curry, badly cooked chicken,


a**e like a japanese flag

Sam Miguel
26-06-2004, 20:22
What, you could do with a bit of a breeze around it?

Phanerothyme
27-06-2004, 09:00
Originally posted by kookie
after anything remotely dodgy, beer, curry, badly cooked chicken,


a**e like a japanese flag

do you mean its revered by fervent japanese ultra-nationalists?


never had that effect on me
:D