tango2
21-01-2004, 20:52
I am putting together a list of Urban Sayings,here are some I have collected to date please feel free to add your own.
Some Useful Phrases
1. Abra-Kebabra:
A magic act performed on Saturday night, where fast food vanishes down the performer's throat, and then shortly afterwards, it suddenly reappears on the taxi floor.
2.Aussie Kiss:
Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.
3. Beer Coat:
The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise at 3 in the morning.
4. Beer Compass:
The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a booze cruise, even though you're too ****** to remember where you live, how you get there, and where you've come from.
5. Bone of Contention:
Erection that causes an argument. E.g. one that arises when a man is watching Olympic beach volleyball on TV with his girlfriend.
6. Breaking the Seal:
Your 1st pee in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night.
7. BVH: Blue-Veined Hooligan.
The 1-eyed skinhead.
8. Cider Visor:
Beer Goggles for the young drinker.
9.Flogging On:
Surfing the Internet for some left-handed websites.
10. Going For a McDump:
Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food, you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is a McDump with Lies.
11. McSplurry:
The type of bowel movement you experience after dining for a week in fast food restaurants.
12. Monkey Bath:
A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa! AA! AA!".
13. Mystery Bus:
The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.
14. Mystery Taxi:
The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before you wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a 10-Pinter in your bed instead.
15. NBR:
No Beers Required. Someone that you'd chat up instantly in the pub. The opposite of a 10-Pinter.
16. 10-Pinter:
Someone that you'd only chat up after drinking at least 10 pints.
17. 2-Bagger:
Someone that you'd need 2 paper bags to have sex with. (1 to cover their head, and 1 to cover yours, in case their bag falls off.)
18. Titanic:
A lady who goes down first time out.
19. X-Piles:
Unwanted visitors from Uranus.
Some Useful Phrases
1. Abra-Kebabra:
A magic act performed on Saturday night, where fast food vanishes down the performer's throat, and then shortly afterwards, it suddenly reappears on the taxi floor.
2.Aussie Kiss:
Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.
3. Beer Coat:
The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise at 3 in the morning.
4. Beer Compass:
The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a booze cruise, even though you're too ****** to remember where you live, how you get there, and where you've come from.
5. Bone of Contention:
Erection that causes an argument. E.g. one that arises when a man is watching Olympic beach volleyball on TV with his girlfriend.
6. Breaking the Seal:
Your 1st pee in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night.
7. BVH: Blue-Veined Hooligan.
The 1-eyed skinhead.
8. Cider Visor:
Beer Goggles for the young drinker.
9.Flogging On:
Surfing the Internet for some left-handed websites.
10. Going For a McDump:
Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food, you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is a McDump with Lies.
11. McSplurry:
The type of bowel movement you experience after dining for a week in fast food restaurants.
12. Monkey Bath:
A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa! AA! AA!".
13. Mystery Bus:
The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.
14. Mystery Taxi:
The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before you wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a 10-Pinter in your bed instead.
15. NBR:
No Beers Required. Someone that you'd chat up instantly in the pub. The opposite of a 10-Pinter.
16. 10-Pinter:
Someone that you'd only chat up after drinking at least 10 pints.
17. 2-Bagger:
Someone that you'd need 2 paper bags to have sex with. (1 to cover their head, and 1 to cover yours, in case their bag falls off.)
18. Titanic:
A lady who goes down first time out.
19. X-Piles:
Unwanted visitors from Uranus.