When your a "Coffin Dodger" like me you hate all of it.That once shoulder length thick ,dark hair is now grey, That hour glass figure is now pear shaped,that bust has now "Gone South" . Maybe my nose aint too bad. What do I like about me.Nothing I guess.:mad:

Originally posted by pattricia
When your a "Coffin Dodger" like me you hate all of it.That once shoulder length thick ,dark hair is now grey, That hour glass figure is now pear shaped,that bust has now "Gone South" . Maybe my nose aint too bad. What do I like about me.Nothing I guess.:mad:


I have a fat arse and my legs are too long to get trousers !!

Lol! What a cheery thread! :hihi:

OK I would have to say my post-babies tummy. :(

nothing wrong with me!--perfect in every way!!---well almost!--well cant find much wrong!--eeerr well perhaps a couple of things!!--ohhh forget it!---im not bad anyway!--wish id never said owt now:gag:

Yeah I thought that the second I responded. Lol. Wish I hadn't.

I'd been in a good mood and it's made me a bit miserable now. :rolleyes:

Perhaps we could have a best feature one to balance it out? :D

my brain. it keeps making me do stupid things and making stupid decisions. :loopy:

I agree with Michael_v2.

I hate my brain ... and my heart ... and my big mouth ...

Grrrrrrr!

Dragon

I personally dont like any part of my body. Bit sad I know but I have never liked it and dont think I ever will.

Although as long as my boyfriend likes it I cant complain.

My tummy is a little too big for me.

My head is getting slightly less hairy with the years.

I can rectify the first, but the second I'm reluctantly resigned to. When my hair gets too thin I'll shave the whole lot off and get a bottle of brasso.... :)

But on the whole I can't complain about my bod!

Joe

Originally posted by honeybee


Although as long as my boyfriend likes it I cant complain.

:clap: It is very rare you hear this :clap:

I don't like my arms or my legs - they're like knotted bits of string.

My hysterectomy scar- straight across from hip to hip and means I'll never get a flat tum again (that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it).

Originally posted by limpetboy
:I don't like my arms or my legs - they're like knotted bits of string.

What an odd image I now have in my head. :confused:

Originally posted by sugarnspice
What an odd image I now have in my head. :confused:

I have very skinny arms and not quite so skinny legs but knobbly knees. :(

Which part of my body do i hate the most....

All of it

Originally posted by limpetboy
I have very skinny arms and not quite so skinny legs but knobbly knees. :(

Yeah but I read you have a lush bum so what's it matter? ;)

hmmmm choices choices............

I'll have to go for my face :D

Originally posted by sugarnspice
Yeah but I read you have a lush bum so what's it matter? ;)

lol, who on earth told you that :suspect:

errrrrm .... you did ...... in the best feature thread. :hihi:

"Apparently I have nice eyes, nice smile and a 'lush little bum'."

I think my mind is the worst part of my body!?!

Originally posted by sugarnspice
errrrrm .... you did ...... in the best feature thread. :hihi:

"Apparently I have nice eyes, nice smile and a 'lush little bum'."

lol I know, was being silly :thumbsup:

Originally posted by limpetboy
lol I know, was being silly :thumbsup:

Hehe. Aint all bad then. :D

Originally posted by sugarnspice
Hehe. Aint all bad then. :D

well my gf likes it, mad little thing that she is

My boot lid has a bit of a scratch on it, and my passenger door has a long scratch that appeared. That's the worst bit.

:hihi:

I hate my lungs, they don't work right and it realy anoys me that I have to take the stupid inhaler every morning and night (which gives me a sore throat most of the time) and have an "emergency" one incase they suddenly decide to just pack-up for no reason.

ive just been thinking things over and adding eveything up ive come to this conclusion!---im gorgeous!---funky blonde spikey hair,light blue eyes,good tan etc.--yeah look great for my age!!-oh and yeah one of my great qualities is that im in no way vain!!
great personality to boot!!--i dont take myself too seriously either!!;)

Originally posted by Lindseyw
my legs are too long to get trousers !!

Personnaly, I can not see any problem with that :suspect:
Mind you that's from the perspective of a male so...
Why is it that what most men desire, most women despise :confused: :confused:

Originally posted by pattricia
When your a "Coffin Dodger" like me you hate all of it.That once shoulder length thick ,dark hair is now grey, That hour glass figure is now pear shaped,that bust has now "Gone South" . Maybe my nose aint too bad. What do I like about me.Nothing I guess.:mad:

Hazel, - if it all still works don't knock it ;) You can probably get some of your old shape back with excersize and determination.

Since my hips went arthritic I'm beginning to look pregnant but have started on a course of 'chair' excersizes designed to get my waistline back, the rest of me is reasonably thin and trim.

I now have hairs growing on my nose, - grey ones :D , but as long as my nose works I don't care !!

My hair - only slightly receding, but I know that one day it'll be bad and I hate it for that.


-Rich
---------------------------
http://aridmyth.blogspot.com

One is not enamoured with one's foreskin. The foreskin or prepuce is essentially vestigial and detracts from rather than adds to the beauty of the penis. Were I a brave man I should have my foreskin removed. It serves no useful purpose that I am aware of, and it is doubtless more hygenic not to possess one. In my experience most women are concerned with questions of penile length and girth, but will, if prodded [so to speak], express a preference for the circumcised organ. All this would be of no concern to me if I simply regarded my penis as an organ of drainage, as do Catholic priests. However, I am renowned as an 'expert lover' on four Continents, so the prepuce is of the greatest concern to me.

Aside from my foreskin, I can say, without fear or favour, that I love every part of my supple, lithe body. Like Michaelangelo's 'David', one is beautiful on all planes.

Dont do it timo! Take it from a recipient of the unkind cut in my early twenties..aesthetically more pleasing, but carnally less satisfying. (for me that is, not for the innumerable mrs sknys)

Not happy with my feet.....hairy and gnarly looking.

My thyroid scar.... had my thyroid removed back in 89... had a blood clot so i had to go back to the operating theatre to be
stiched up again... left with a 8" scar about 5mm wide.... feels like a zip on my neck...:gag:

Big noses "run" in our family. And everybody says that I look just like my Mum. Not sure if that's a compliment or not! If I had the money I'd have a nose job but my hubby thinks there's nothing wrong with it and is the most ridiculous idea I could ever have. Mum says "but it's you"