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Sparked by all the other debates about sexual habits I was wondering how often on average people have sex?
Obviously this would vary depending on whether one is in a relationship or not, but can there really be an average? And what would people guess an 'average ' amount to be?
My partner and I worked out that we average at every two/three days which sounds a lot written down but now I feel that it's not too often at all. I guess it also varies on whether one would take into account all sexual acts or just intercourse!!!
Sex :confused: is that the figure between five and seven :P
miniminch 30-09-2005, 20:13 I only have sex once a month but i do last for three days
Not enough if you ask me!
cgksheff 30-09-2005, 20:15 I am only allowed to have sex when a dumb question gets repeated like this on Sheffield Forum (outside the confines of 'I'm Bored').
This means that I can **** like a rabbit!!!!
Originally posted by cgksheff
I am only allowed to have sex when a dumb question gets repeated like this on Sheffield Forum (outside the confines of 'I'm Bored').
This means that I can **** like a rabbit!!!!
With grumpiness like that, sounds like you aren't getting enough! :)
Originally posted by cgksheff
I am only allowed to have sex when a dumb question gets repeated like this on Sheffield Forum (outside the confines of 'I'm Bored').
This means that I can **** like a rabbit!!!!
Hey, here's a thought for a new poll: does lack of sex make people overly sarcastic?
pattricia 30-09-2005, 20:21 Originally posted by swan
Sparked by all the other debates about sexual habits I was wondering how often on average people have sex?
Obviously this would vary depending on whether one is in a relationship or not, but can there really be an average? And what would people guess an 'average ' amount to be?
My partner and I worked out that we average at every two/three days which sounds a lot written down but now I feel that it's not too often at all. I guess it also varies on whether one would take into account all sexual acts or just intercourse!!! Cheeky Monkey !:hihi:
cgksheff 30-09-2005, 20:22 The professor ask the room at the end of his lecture on sexual habits:
"So hands up those who do it on a daily basis?"
"Weekly?"
"Monthly?"
"So, I guess that is everyone. Have I left anyone out?"
The guy sticks his hand up at the back of the room.
"Oh, Sorry sir. What is your frequency?"
"Once a year or so"
"Oh.... OK. But can you explain the smile on your face? Are you embarrassed?"
No.
TONIGHT's THE NIGHT!!!!! :clap:
miniminch 30-09-2005, 20:22 Originally posted by swan
Hey, here's a thought for a new poll: does lack of sex make people overly sarcastic? yeah right, whatever
The old ones are the best. :P
cgksheff 30-09-2005, 20:24 Have I really just gone back in time???
How often do you have sex?
Whenever Wednesday win!!:shakes: :shakes:
did you do it twice when you beat Leeds?
Originally posted by swan
did you do it twice when you beat Leeds?
No!!!
I'm a United supporter and I was in shock so missed the moment. :help:
cgksheff 30-09-2005, 20:42 Originally posted by swan
did you do it twice when you beat Leeds?
Some things are only meant to be dreamed of!!:D
How often do you have sex?
Not nearly enough!!
The last time would be... (thinks really hard)... about 2 1/2 years ago :o :( :help:
*Twinkle* 30-09-2005, 20:59 Lots and lots and lots! :clap:
Errm, I think I'll have an early night :heyhey:
cgksheff 30-09-2005, 21:01 Originally posted by craigb
.. about 2 1/2 years ago ....
No. They mean sex with another person!!!
Originally posted by cgksheff
No. They mean sex with another person!!!
Yes - that's what I meant too! :P
Originally posted by caprice
Lots and lots and lots! :clap:
Errm, I think I'll have an early night :heyhey:
Yeah alright - frelling show off!!
Right - that's it... I'm off to cry now... so very alone... :(
Originally posted by craigb
Right - that's it... I'm off to cry now... so very alone... :(
Get a grip of yourself man!!!
Ooop, sorry, that won't count will it.:heyhey:
*Twinkle* 30-09-2005, 21:08 Originally posted by craigb
Yes - that's what I meant too! :P
Yeah alright - frelling show off!!
Right - that's it... I'm off to cry now... so very alone... :(
Aww luv! *hugs*
Looks like I wont be getting any in the next couple of hours... Bf has managed to transfer movies onto his PSP... :mad:
Soooo.... anyone else fancy an early night then ;)
Don_Kiddick 30-09-2005, 21:09 meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!
*Twinkle* 30-09-2005, 21:10 Don't all rush... eh :wink:
*Twinkle* 30-09-2005, 21:11 Originally posted by saxon51
Get a grip of yourself man!!!
Ooop, sorry, that won't count will it.:heyhey:
Hehehehe love it! :clap:
Originally posted by caprice
Don't all rush... eh :wink:
Men eh, never gracefully accept it when its offered on a plate :hihi:
or in this case a forum..
Don_Kiddick 30-09-2005, 21:14 As I was first can I have my portion now please? :heyhey: :P :thumbsup:
Originally posted by caprice
Soooo.... anyone else fancy an early night then ;)
This is a collective dream lads. Any minute now we'll all wake up sweating.
*Twinkle* 30-09-2005, 21:16 Lol behave!
Managed to coax him off of the PSP... It's bedtiiiime! ;)
Night night Guys :heyhey:
Originally posted by Don_Kiddick
As I was first can I have my portion now please? :heyhey: :P :thumbsup:
Want fries with that :hihi:
Don_Kiddick 30-09-2005, 21:17 Originally posted by saxon51
This is a collective dream lads. Any minute now we'll all wake up sweating.
...... That's NOT sweat! :o
Don_Kiddick 30-09-2005, 21:18 Originally posted by D2J
Want fries with that :hihi:
Ale Tale & Chips.
Ahhh memories :roll::thumbsup:
No sex for a whopping 11 months now :? think I'm gonna die soon... but last r/ship I was in it was a few times per day :D damn, posts like this just depress me... i was just getting into feeling comfortable being single and you go and depress me with my lack of sex :P dammit!!
When the wife promises to keep the brown paper bag on....:D
sex is the number between 5 and 7....:rolleyes:
A gentleman wouldn't tell..... :hihi:
Don_Kiddick 30-09-2005, 21:56 Its not the quantity - its the quality that counts! :thumbsup:
Originally posted by xafier
No sex for a whopping 11 months now :? think I'm gonna die soon... but last r/ship I was in it was a few times per day :D damn, posts like this just depress me... i was just getting into feeling comfortable being single and you go and depress me with my lack of sex :P dammit!!
Much sympathy- I've just split up from hubby of 5 years and I'm on 2 years and counting. I reckon single and sexless can't be any worse than married and in purgatory (not that I'd have wanted to be intimate with someone who makes me feel that bad anyway).
Originally posted by IanMitchell
A gentleman wouldn't tell..... :hihi:
thats me stuffed then..:D
Originally posted by madowl
thats me stuffed then..:D
What, just now, while at the PC? :o
Originally posted by saxon51
What, just now, while at the PC? :o
Remember that song by kylie minogue
i should be so lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky.....
lucasdigital 30-09-2005, 23:56 Originally posted by owdlad
Sex :confused: is that the figure between five and seven :P
ahem..thats a German Joke...
i.e
What comes between Fear and Sex?
Answer
fünf
:)
Sex is like the card game Bridge, if you don't have a partner you better have a good hand (Thank you Woody Allen!)
:-)
erm never............................................. .....
Errrm .... how come I said once a month but hubby said every 2-3 days ??????
Originally posted by Hels
Errrm .... how come I said once a month but hubby said every 2-3 days ??????
Just dont ask what the stains are on the sheets, poor man musn't be able to tell the difference between a warm woman and his warm bed sheets :hihi:
Not for nearly 9 months. I am prepared to wait much longer for the right lady. I'm not the one night stand kinda type.
Joel
michael_v2 01-10-2005, 08:17 sex. ah, yes. i've heard of that. :rolleyes:
DragonofAna 01-10-2005, 08:30 What's all this sex thing that everyone keeps going on about? New kind of card game or solitaire?
Used to have sex. Must have as I have kids. Just cannot remember it very well these days.
Sigh* dreams, dreams dreams dream, dreams, when I want to, I hold it in my hand, when I want to .. lah lah lah! (There is a tune that goes with that by the way).
Dragon
three times a year-BUGGER-i still owe her two from last year:D :D
john:thumbsup:
the_rudeboy 01-10-2005, 09:59 Isn't that what posh people have their coal delivered in?
cloudybay 01-10-2005, 10:11 Originally posted by the_rudeboy
Isn't that what posh people have their coal delivered in?
Yep...........rear entrance only though, just incase the neighbours are watching....................:D
the_rudeboy 01-10-2005, 10:17 Originally posted by cloudybay
Yep...........rear entrance only though, just incase the neighbours are watching....................:D
Tradesmans entrance surely.......what, what....:hihi:
Does sex by yourself count?
BrainThrust 01-10-2005, 11:32 Theres no poll choice for voluntary celibate!
Thats me saying something personal, whoops.
Wilf
sugarnspice 01-10-2005, 11:36 Not as much as I think about it. Because that would just be daft. :razz: :wink:
slimsid2000 01-10-2005, 13:53 Why was there no option for never at all?
Originally posted by slimsid2000
Why was there no option for never at all?
I think that's why the practically is in brackets... it means that it is either never at all, or practically never...
I've noticed there seems to be more male virgins on this forum than there are female virgins. Wonder if this says something about Sheffield or wether girls just lose their virginity earlier?
Or maybe men are more honest about it!
Its easier for women to have sex if they want to. Men have to sweep a girl off her feet, be charming, get the right mood, etc, etc etc,
If women want sex they usually just have to ask!
Originally posted by Hels
Errrm .... how come I said once a month but hubby said every 2-3 days ??????
do you have strange dreams? :D
Originally posted by Dragon
What's all this sex thing that everyone keeps going on about? New kind of card game or solitaire?
Used to have sex. Must have as I have kids. Just cannot remember it very well these days.
Sigh* dreams, dreams dreams dream, dreams, when I want to, I hold it in my hand, when I want to .. lah lah lah! (There is a tune that goes with that by the way).
Dragon
I keep watching dvd's just so I don't forget what to do :) I don't come into contact with many sheep nowardays though :rolleyes:
DragonofAna 01-10-2005, 17:15 I tried watching them but they just made me hungry for chocolate and cheese. Hmmmm - wonder why?
Best not go there, and no mention of mars bars ;)
Luckily I have a good imagination and a copy of Mars attacks.
Dragon
How often do you have sex?
Mind your own business.
Although when I walk, my testis cling like bells.
Originally posted by Dragon
I tried watching them but they just made me hungry for chocolate and cheese. Hmmmm - wonder why?
Best not go there, and no mention of mars bars ;)
Luckily I have a good imagination and a copy of Mars attacks.
Dragon
you have a think for Tom Jones?
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