If anyone is interested in some free HEINZ vouchers, here is how you can acquire some.

Just send them this letter. It always works for me.

Dear Sir/Madam,

I have just enjoyed a tin of HEINZ BAKED BEANS for my lunch. They went down a treat with hot buttered toast.

However, I didn't actually feel delighted, and as you state on the tin that you promise to evoke this particular emotion in the consumer, naturally and not surprisingly, I feel a little cheated.

Therefore, it is comforting to know that you will reinburse me fully for this unfortunate disappointment.

I look forward to your reply.

Then just sign it and post it to the address on the tin.

hahahaha I like that. Funny!

Yes, like I said , it always works for me. It serves them right for wording it in that way. What did they expect?

If one plays one's cards right, one could receive free soup, beans, spaghetti, etc... for the rest of one's life.

I also know how to get a perfectly legal free bumper meal. Absolutely free. Gauranteed. Really good quality and you belly will be busting.

I don't think the Heinz company are very pleased with me. Apparently, I have had more free beans and soup out of them than I am entitled to.

Will someone please assure me that the boys won't be sent round?

Manufacturers will sometimes reward letters of praise for their products - one guy was doing quite well with this approach and wrote to Gillette to say how good their razor blades were, so good in fact that he had been using the same blade for 6 months.

They replied expressing their gratitude for his kind words and enclosing "a further 6 months supply".

The same works for Macdonalds,all you have to do is go to a drive in.
Order a shed load of food and go home,consume your hearty meal in one sitting next you do the deed.

Phone the said drive in,kick off and say the meal was vile,hey presto if manager is in free meal voucher winging its way to your goodself.


Warning

This will not work too many times before you have to relocate to another town.



enjoy your meal sir

Originally posted by tango2
... kick off and say the meal was vile ...

So you don't have to tell any lies for this scam to work then !?

Go to Damon's on your birthday - on your own. You just need some ID to verify your birthday. Sit down, for god sake don't buy a drink, order a full rack of charsui ribs with all the trimmings...salad with a nice sauce, baked potato, rice , fries.

You won't need any supper.

Eat it, don't rush, mind, and amble out in your own good time. Free meal or what!

It's perfectly legal.

Go to Damon's on your birthday - on your own. You just need some ID to verify your birthday. Sit down, for god sake don't buy a drink, order a full rack of charsui ribs with all the trimmings...salad with a nice sauce, baked potato, rice , fries.

You won't need any supper.

Eat it, don't rush, mind, and amble out in your own good time. Free meal or what!

It's perfectly legal.


I like it :thumbsup:

Anybody wanna buy some birth certificates?

Manufacturers will sometimes reward letters of praise for their products - one guy was doing quite well with this approach and wrote to Gillette to say how good their razor blades were, so good in fact that he had been using the same blade for 6 months.

They replied expressing their gratitude for his kind words and enclosing "a further 6 months supply".

so did he get just one blade back then???:loopy:

so did he get just one blade back then???:loopy:
Have you seen the date on the OP?
Check this out, very funny and has been done before.
http://www.topcomedy.co.uk/
Sorry just noticed it is now no longer free.

Have you seen the date on the OP?
Check this out, very funny and has been done before.
http://www.topcomedy.co.uk/
Sorry just noticed it is now no longer free.

Oh dear! treat it as a senior moment - no I didn't notice the date on the original post!

If anyone is interested in some free HEINZ vouchers, here is how you can acquire some.

Just send them this letter. It always works for me.

Dear Sir/Madam,

I have just enjoyed a tin of HEINZ BAKED BEANS for my lunch. They went down a treat with hot buttered toast.

However, I didn't actually feel delighted, and as you state on the tin that you promise to evoke this particular emotion in the consumer, naturally and not surprisingly, I feel a little cheated.

Therefore, it is comforting to know that you will reinburse me fully for this unfortunate disappointment.

I look forward to your reply.

Then just sign it and post it to the address on the tin.


I emailed this to them yesterday morning and I received a £1 voucher this morning.