Ive just heard that there is going to be a live Vasectomy on Good Morning tomorrow.

Any women out there who are trying to get their partners to have one make sure you don't have it on.:gag:

Also make sure you don't serve up Black Pudding with their Fried Breakfast!

That would be "This Morning"! as opposed to Good Morning TV

Live Vasectomy
On Wednesday we will be showing a vasectomy operation live from the Marie Stopes hospital taking place on John Klapwijq by surgeon Tim Black

Yes sorry - the one with Phil and Fern! Can a Mod amend the title please - thanks. :thumbsup:

Never mind black pudding, just don't serve up a plate of spaghetti.

As one unfortunate who went through the pleasure (this summer - I'm just about walking upright again) I wouldn't watch this if you paid me (not that you'd find me watching this daytime wallpaper, anyway).

I never knew your crown jewels could be twisted so many times, like twisting a grape off the vine; I never knew how stretchy the tubes inside you were (hence the reference to spaghetti). I never believed that a needle (injection) 2 inches long could feel like a (blunt) ten foot knitting needle.

Talk about sweat? Then when you just about think you're through with it, the surgeon rolls up to your face on his wheelie-chair, looks at you sternly and says - by way of encouragement - 'now you know how one side feels I'll just do the other one now'.

I thanked the Lord that it was an operation I would only be going through once in my life.

I would have thanked my wife too, but everytime my lips tried to move, the vibration in my knackers lead me to think I was on the cusp of passing out.

I did however managed to whisper to the nurses: 'Thanks, but I won't be back'.

Lads, if it's your turn, do yourselves a favour and leave the country. Honest, you'll be thankful.

Thank goodness it's not down to men to give birth!!! But at least you went threw it Ousetunes - some men won't. :thumbsup:

But we all know it can't be as bad as Child Birth and at least most times a Vasectomy is only a one off thing, or could be if the Surgeon slips!!! :hihi:

Don't know why you are so Pappy.
I did mi own with a rusty tin can.

I started at 11'o clock,Tied all mi bits back in with "Cat Gut" stitched myself up, I was in the pub for 12'O clock.

Piece of Pi** :thumbsup:

Originally posted by dawny1
Thank goodness it's not down to men to give birth!!! But at least you went threw it Ousetunes - some men won't. :thumbsup:



I had no choice really. My wife went through two caesarian section births, the last one quite scary.

It was, as she told me, either me or her (to have the op). I owed her bigtime so went ahead with it.

That's love, eh?

Two Jewish plumbers went into the police station to report that they had had their "Tools Nicked".

i had the 2 half bricks about 15yrs back and had no problems whatsoever apart from hitting the roof when he sprayed on the liquid bandage, damn that was COLD!!!!!!

personaly i think its far better then making the female go thru an unneccesary invasive procedure

dave

Yeah I was going to volunteer my Hubby but he was too shy anyway he had his done last week at the Hallamshire...:hihi:

I was disappointed he wasn't in as much pain as I'd hoped!

:evil: :razz:

Originally posted by dawny1
Thank goodness it's not down to men to give birth!!! But at least you went threw it Ousetunes - some men won't. :thumbsup:

But we all know it can't be as bad as Child Birth It's not that childbirth is more painful than other things, it's just that women insist on making such a big fuss about it. ;)

Is anyone going to tune in and watch?

Tony!!! you naughty boy, I hope your wife or girlfriend or future mother of any children you have or may have punishes you. ;)

She does - frequently! And then she makes a big fuss about it.

Isn't that what women are for? ;)

there is nowt to it i had my bits done over 15 years ago under local anasthetic could see evrything what was going on with the overhead mirror legs akimbo just had a small problem with the stiches comming undone i would rather the male have it done than the lady of the house having it done it only takes about half a hour for us go for it gents there is nowt to it :D

well, just seen it and i must say it was NOT a very good advert for it, the surgeon kept causing the patient pain/discomfort and had to keep administrating local aneasthetic

i think the reason was that he was injecting the local then trying to work straight after and AFAIK local does not work THAT quick so he kept injecting more and more and so i think the poor patient will soon be not feeling anything down there due to too much local

so in summary i think the surgeon was far to quick and if he had waited a tad longer then there would wont have been any pain

believe me i know and its nowt

dave