I've just arrived in Sheffield to be a student, and found a flyer for a club called Narked. Narked.org (http://www.narked.org) It says that it uses something called Nitrogen Narcosis to intoxicate people, rather than drink or drugs. Sounds great, but i've no idea where it is. Any other good club nights in Sheffield? I'm from manchester originally.
Sarah
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is this **** for real?

i want in!

The picture on their website is a Lloyds TSB branch - not sure which one though. Do Lloyds know? :suspect:

Originally posted by THCAyle
is this **** for real?

i want in!
no, it's not for real.

I can just see the fire officer inspecting the premises.

Fire Officer:"So there's only one entrance and exit?"
Club Owner:"Yes"
FO: "And it's a 80cm thick steel door, reinforced with titanium and locked with 24 radial molybdenum steel bolts"
CO: "Exactly"
FO: "Which are operated from the outside?"
CO: "Yes, it's very secure"
FO: "And if someone opens the door without warning everyone inside will suffer from DCI"
CO: "Decompression Illness? The painful, disabling condition where bubbles of nitrogen form in the blood, expand and kill you? Er yes, probably"
FO: "So it must be hermetically sealed as well then?"
CO: "That's right"
FO: "And you've got oxygen cylinders in there?"
CO: "Oh yes, lots"
FO: "Have you got a fire extinguisher?"
CO: "I think so," [looks around vaguely]
FO: "Well, everything seems in order here..."

If everyone makes sure to bring a bucket of water JUST in case, im sure it will all be fine ;)

IT SOUNDS AMAZING, BUT I'M NOT SURE THAT IT'LL EVER BE REAL, THERE ARE FAR TOO MANY RISKS INVOLVED IN IT!!!BUT WE'LL SEE, WE CAN DREAM CANT WE!!

::D

I'm told that this new club will be 'Students Only' :rolleyes:

I particularly liked the narked animals and Narked Baby!

http://www.maggiethatcher.com/babytee.bmp