View Full Version : Eastenders - I think Im going to Kill someone
Now, in normal day to day life Im an easy going, happy, chilled out kinda dude BUT if I EVER EVER have to hear or watch one more dreary, awful, badly written, poorly acted piece of crap episode again I think I might just have to scale the roof of M&S and randomly start taking out the early morning shoppers on Fargate.
I honestly dont think a 'programme' has ever before made me so angry I want to throw the TV out the front window.
So fella's, is there anyone else there who - because we are such modern geezers :D - have to put up with this drivveling pile of dog shat?? If so, I'll see you at 8am sharp tommorow outside Maccy D's. I'll buy you a coffee but bring your own AK47.
Mat:rant:
Lindseyw 15-09-2005, 21:43 Originally posted by mat1978
Now, in normal day to day life Im an easy going, happy, chilled out kinda dude BUT if I EVER EVER have to hear or watch one more dreary, awful, badly written, poorly acted piece of crap episode again I think I might just have to scale the roof of M&S and randomly start taking out the early morning shoppers on Fargate.
I honestly dont think a 'programme' has ever before made me so angry I want to throw the TV out the front window.
So fella's, is there anyone else there who - because we are such modern geezers :D - have to put up with this drivveling pile of dog shat?? If so, I'll see you at 8am sharp tommorow outside Maccy D's. I'll buy you a coffee but bring your own AK47.
Mat:rant:
Just Fella's ?
No love, all are welcome. I'l see you there?
Lindseyw 15-09-2005, 21:51 which Mcd's then ?
littleboo 15-09-2005, 21:53 I hate this bloody program too, its so depressing, how can such a small number of people have so much misfortune in such a short period of time with out anyone smiling or laughing, bloody hell I thought that TV was meant to be entertainment, if you want to be depressed why not watch the news....surely there's enough hardship in the world without creating more!
Originally posted by mat1978
Now, in normal day to day life Im an easy going, happy, chilled out kinda dude BUT if I EVER EVER have to hear or watch one more dreary, awful, badly written, poorly acted piece of crap episode again I think I might just have to scale the roof of M&S and randomly start taking out the early morning shoppers on Fargate.
I honestly dont think a 'programme' has ever before made me so angry I want to throw the TV out the front window.
So fella's, is there anyone else there who - because we are such modern geezers :D - have to put up with this drivveling pile of dog shat?? If so, I'll see you at 8am sharp tommorow outside Maccy D's. I'll buy you a coffee but bring your own AK47.
Mat:rant:
if i bring a flask of coffee can you buy me a whammy burger ?
Don_Kiddick 15-09-2005, 23:01 I'll bring my French Issue AK47 I got off ebay.
One previous owner, never fired in anger, dropped once.
Yes Bell Enders has the same effect on me.
Here's a typical script.
Owight, wassgarnon?
It's a family ma''ah!
Lets all go dahhn v vic.
Ad lib for 30 mins...... :mad:
BoppinBruce 16-09-2005, 07:21 As an East End Lad dont knock it, I suppose your Emerdale is a laugh and entertaining, and as for Coronation Street, gis a break.
dishwasher 16-09-2005, 07:28 I thought it was brilliant last night.
At one point Billy was reeling drunk, too sozzled to stand up, in fact.
Then after his legs give way and he was taken up stairs at the Vic, he started supping more whisky.
And guess what? By the end of the programme he' was nearly sober!
Would you Adam and Eve it?
Soaps frequently depend on a mischievous sense of humour, but the script writers at EastEnders have clearly had a very successful group by-pass, unless you can call Dot learning to drive as amusing.
I've always found Alfie and Chrissie two of the programme's more engaging characters. When they leave who will be the 'stars' of the show?
I think it's time to switch off or turn over.
BoppinBruce 16-09-2005, 07:31 Dishwasher, 'would you Adam and Eve it?' is so not Eastend, its like asking if you have a ferret, whippet and eat black pudding.
Plain Talker 16-09-2005, 09:50 Originally posted by littleboo
I hate this bloody program too, its so depressing, how can such a small number of people have so much misfortune in such a short period of time with out anyone smiling or laughing, bloody hell I thought that TV was meant to be entertainment, if you want to be depressed why not watch the news....surely there's enough hardship in the world without creating more!
if there wasn't all the misery/ trauma/ affairs/ intrigue/ gossip etc...
It'd make for a very short show... (lol) :D
Unfortunately, though, IMO, not *short* enough. I can't abide any of the soaps.
My old granny, when she got frail, and ill, with the alzheimers, she lived her life through the soaps, bless her...
She even used to be convinved that my little granddaughter was "bethany" off corro'.
We used to joke that, "if it weren't for 'Emmerdale', she wouldn't get any fresh air!" lol.
She even watched the repeats of the "vintage" shows on ukgold, (or whatever it was, on sky) she was such an addict of the soaps.
(god! I can't believe it's four years since she passed away!)
PT
Originally posted by BoppinBruce
As an East End Lad dont knock it, I suppose your Emerdale is a laugh and entertaining, and as for Coronation Street, gis a break.
Have you tried Betty's hot pot?. Beats stinking eel pie anytime :thumbsup:
BoppinBruce 16-09-2005, 10:04 I am homesick now, nothing ever beats Eel Pie
Originally posted by BoppinBruce
I am homesick now, nothing ever beats Eel Pie
Hey Boppylad. Have a Pike at this Eel pie (http://search.lycos.co.uk/searchFrame/searchframe.html?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bbc.co.uk%2F london%2Finsideldn%2Finsideout%2Fpieandmash.shtml&query=What%2BIs%2Ban%2BEel%2BPie%2BRecipe%2B%253F&SITE=uk&cat=loc&qstr=query%3DWhat%2BIs%2Ban%2BEel%2BPie%2BRecipe%2 B%253f%26cat%3Dloc%26lyca%3DAJ%26enc%3Dutf-8) :thumbsup:
BoppinBruce 16-09-2005, 10:38 You know how to get to me. Now I wonder why Wozza or Delia dont cook some real food on TV
Ousetunes 16-09-2005, 10:56 I totally agree.
This nightly half an hour of misery is nothing more than vomit with AIDS (and a drink 'on the aaaasss' thrown in).
It's so depressing it makes reading the Obituory Column seem like doing a belly flop into a huge custard pie in a balaclava and leotard and wearing a clown's red nose.
It's moan, moan, moan, gripe, strife, watcha Alfie, we're all gows in this togevva ain't we, moan, cry, weep, moan, murder, floor boards, 'hello darlin'', moan, scabs, blueeerreuughgh, snog, back-stabbing, sneering, dying, smelling, rotting, urinated and defecated garbage.
No terrorism in Albert Square yet I've noticed.
Someone pass me the semtex.
Lickable 16-09-2005, 11:08 http://blogs.warwick.ac.uk/emmaboswood/entry/i_love_eastenders/
Duff Duff, duff, duff , duff de duff.
Originally posted by Lickable
http://blogs.warwick.ac.uk/emmaboswood/entry/i_love_eastenders/
Duff Duff, duff, duff , duff de duff.
Nice one best answer yet
:hihi: :hihi: :hihi:
ianbrownfan 16-09-2005, 15:36 I hate Pauline!!!
Albert Squre, the only place on Earth where "a nice cup of tea" solves everyone's problems!
load of kack!
Originally posted by Ousetunes
I totally agree.
This nightly half an hour of misery is nothing more than vomit with AIDS (and a drink 'on the aaaasss' thrown in).
It's so depressing it makes reading the Obituory Column seem like doing a belly flop into a huge custard pie in a balaclava and leotard and wearing a clown's red nose.
It's moan, moan, moan, gripe, strife, watcha Alfie, we're all gows in this togevva ain't we, moan, cry, weep, moan, murder, floor boards, 'hello darlin'', moan, scabs, blueeerreuughgh, snog, back-stabbing, sneering, dying, smelling, rotting, urinated and defecated garbage.
No terrorism in Albert Square yet I've noticed.
Someone pass me the semtex.
I never knew we had an Eastenders script writer on board :hihi:
Brilliant! :thumbsup:
dishwasher 16-09-2005, 19:06 BoppinBruce - I do eat black pudding.
God! I HATE Eastenders! I won't have soaps on in our house at all. I used to like Brookie because it was funny, but they are all depressing now, Eastenders the worst of them all.
What was the story a few years ago on Christmas Day when a lad got run over and died? I was forced to switch it on when I had family over. I went and sat in the garden in the freezing cold with twenty Benson and a bottle of Whisky instead. Much more cheery. :thumbsup:
stars_gazing 13-02-2006, 19:04 Was liking it, until this whole Pat and Patrick storyline -- make me yak why don't you! :gag: :gag:
I've stopped watching it, I HATE all the silly gangster nonsence.
Only good thing about Eastenders is Little Mo :love:
She's reyt nice! I wouldn't say no anyway.
But then again I've a thing for older soap women, Lyn Scully on Neighbours is HOT for her age! Not to mention Susan Smith :love:
Was liking it, until this whole Pat and Patrick storyline -- make me yak why don't you! :gag: :gag:
Had a fit of the giggles at the scene where it was revealed that Patrick was in Pat's bed, last week....he was still wearing his hat.
Talk about "you can leave your hat on":hihi:
....So fella's, is there anyone else there who - because we are such modern geezers :D - have to put up with this drivveling pile of dog shat??....
It's definately gonna end in divorce (well it would if we were married).
What pi55es me right off is the multi-episode evenings that are becoming more and more common.
19:00 Emmerdale
19:30 Corrie (Episode 1)
20:00 Eastenders
20:30 Corrie (Episode 2)
Then you get...
"Where've you been for the last 2 hours.?"
"Playing Poker on the internet."
"Be nice if you spent some time down here."
"What, watching that drivvelling pile of dog shat, (Mat1978's words, not mine), that you call entertainment? Give us the remote luv, the footy's on....."
Roll on Sky+, Multiroom and a new mini LCD TV.
dieselbabe 14-02-2006, 16:36 I have gone right of eastenders, but i know all the people are only playing a character. But in real life if that yolande woman gave me looks like she does in this show my god i hit that look right out of her face, Why has non of the writers done it so she gets more slaps in the face to change it i never know and kissing her teeth too goes right through me.
I used to watch EastEnders long ago but I gave up when I got the feeling I was watching history repeating itself but with different characters. It seemed as if old scripts had been pulled out of an archive and someone had gone through them and tippexed out "Michelle", "Dirty Den" or "Token Black Man" and written "Sonia", "Next attempted Dirty Den replacement" or "Token Asian Man" in its place.
It's definately gonna end in divorce (well it would if we were married).
What pi55es me right off is the multi-episode evenings that are becoming more and more common.
19:00 Emmerdale
19:30 Corrie (Episode 1)
20:00 Eastenders
20:30 Corrie (Episode 2)
Then you get...
"Where've you been for the last 2 hours.?"
"Playing Poker on the internet."
"Be nice if you spent some time down here."
"What, watching that drivvelling pile of dog shat, (Mat1978's words, not mine), that you call entertainment? Give us the remote luv, the footy's on....."
Roll on Sky+, Multiroom and a new mini LCD TV.
pmsl m8 - it all seemns so familiar...... :hihi:
whats worse now is if we do happen to miss it at 7.30 or whatever, we just HAVE to switch on bbc3 at 10 for the repeat.
I think Im goin to get very, very drunk............:(
Kirsty_87 15-02-2006, 18:22 Now, in normal day to day life Im an easy going, happy, chilled out kinda dude BUT if I EVER EVER have to hear or watch one more dreary, awful, badly written, poorly acted piece of crap episode again I think I might just have to scale the roof of M&S and randomly start taking out the early morning shoppers on Fargate.
Well make sure you dont hit me please.
Well if your'e a benders fan I cant assure your safety:P , come to think of it your in woodhouse, might just get on Costcutters roof - see if I can take out a couple o chaves at the same time ;) :D
Plain Talker 16-02-2006, 10:18 Had a fit of the giggles at the scene where it was revealed that Patrick was in Pat's bed, last week....he was still wearing his hat.
Talk about "you can leave your hat on":hihi:
I needed my brain bleach. lol ;)
PT
Britishpetal 16-02-2006, 10:45 Mmmmph! Can't keep me mouth shut any longer..Just gotta say THIS: I'm a Yank by birth (family came from Staffs) and I'm a Brit by choice and I can honestly say that the very WORST of any British soaps are better than American ones! I love 'em! Where are you gonna find mismatched furniture, blokes on the dole, old folk having affairs and ugly folk playing leading roles? You won't find that in Yank soaps...no realism at all. Over there it's eye candy first, talent second and if we were to believe it all, then they all drive fancy cars, vacation in Acapulco, own mansions and never break a sweat. This is reality? Give the me the worst script of Corrie, the direst Eastenders and the most rubbish Emmerdale...they all beat US soaps, hands down! Long live British TV. May it never become Americanised! :thumbsup:
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