If any of you get the chance to go and see The Real Thing at the theatre...DON'T BOTHER. It is a total waste of time and money. Utter dross. Tom Conti seemed as though he had had definitely had a few before stepping out on stage. Jesus! It is totally uneventful too.

Speaking of theatre, has anyone seen Northern Ballet's production of Dracula? I have got tickets for the end of the month and am really looking forward to going!

We're not talking about the band "The Real Thing" are we? I'm getting a very odd picture in my mind of Tom Conti being their new lead singer slurring his words to "Can't get by without you"....