Coming home from work yesterday had to go up a different street as loads are closed off around Sheffield. Went up one and saw a man at the side of the road on the pavement where a bit of grass was, with his undies around his ankles and was having a Po*!!!
I couldn't believe it. Me and my partner just looked at him as though it was supposed to be a joke and there he was just having a puff on his fag and picking up some newspaper to wipe his bum with!!! I couldn't believe that somebody would use the Sheffield streets as a tiolet. Its so sick! He looked as though he wasn't doing a thing wrong and looked at us in such a normal way. Not even behined a bush!!
:gag:

:suspect: I think it might be illegal too. I know in most cities, if you take a p*ss in the street, you can get an £80 fine.

Well it's bound to be but i thought if i called the police they wouldn't do anything and he would of been gone anyway by the time they showed up.

It would have been funny if you took a photo with your phone and stuck it on the 'Hot or Not' website :hihi:

Originally posted by clairerob
Well it's bound to be but i thought if i called the police they wouldn't do anything and he would of been gone anyway by the time they showed up.

I see your point, probably not worth the time.

Originally posted by vidster
It would have been funny if you took a photo with your phone and stuck it on the 'Hot or Not' website :hihi:

:D You read my mind.

clairerob - what street was this in? Just so I know to watch my step! :gag:

Mind, I've seen plenty of mothers letting their little kids go to the toilet in flowerbeds and so on - the flowerbeds up the Moor are quite popular for this. If you say anything about it being gross you'll get a right mouthful off them, yet sh*t is sh*t no matter what size of person is leaving it there. :gag:

Can just see our cops in sheffield being bothered to do DNA profiling on a pile of sh***:hihi:

WHO DUN IT! Can just see headlines on front of Star:heyhey:

On a serious note, how downright DISGUSTING! I believe they are shutting public loo's down, so guess it's the councils fault:suspect:

I believe they are shutting public loo's down, so guess it's the councils fault:suspect: [/B]

Probably don't want them being used for drug abuse or drunks making a mess.

Was probably a homeless person...

And even if it wasn't, i'm sure it was a normal person, who really really really needed to take a ****... So ;/

Untill recently my mate lived in a mid terrace & regularly had drunks relieving themselves up his back passage on their trek twixt pubs.

Most revolting! :gag:

did i not see you doing it last nite lol:D

Originally posted by Don_Kiddick
regularly had drunks relieving themselves up his back passage

Most revolting! :gag:

I can think of nothing worse than having someone relieve themselves up your back passage. :o

If this was anywhere near Hillsborough and he was a tall thin bloke, he was probably the care in the community guy who sometimes does the same thing round there.

that's what i thought, metalman, i know who you mean

Originally posted by Jimbob1989
:suspect: I think it might be illegal too. I know in most cities, if you take a p*ss in the street, you can get an £80 fine.

I think u will find its more than that now unless yr a pregnant women then u can squat for a pee anywhere something to do with pressure on the bladder from soon to b ankle biter ;)
However I still find it amazing when u c a man walk out of a pub & pee round the next corner surely they can use the loo in the pub b4 they walk out of it :gag: :loopy:

If you do what I call the two p's in the street- being pee and poo- you are a bit of a tramp really aintcha!

People should have more common decency about them and not behave like animals.. go into a pub for christs sake and relieve themselves in there- not in the street where people have to walk on and kids play near.

I have never ever in my life used a street, a garden or anywhere outside of a house, hotel or building as a toilet- never ever will neither - as I think it is very disgusting.

If this was anywhere near Hillsborough and he was a tall thin bloke, he was probably the care in the community guy who sometimes does the same thing round there.
I know this man too,he has been in institutional care nearly all his life.......Angelus,sadly not all of us have your finely attuned sense of moral decency and good public hygiene - especially those whose mental health is ruined.
In these enlightened times a guy like this cannot be kept locked up simply on the grounds of poor toilet training.
As a resonsible citizen of course I wouldn't "go" anywhere that was likely to cause offence or a public health hazard - but surely I can't be the only one on the Forum who has used the great outdoors when the need has arisen?

Come to think of it Angelus, I reckon dear old Trebus himself may well have used the occasional "innapropriate" location to "p and p"..........would have been hard to find the loo at times perhaps....

Ok, he wasn't in a mental state. He looked completley fine. He was having a fag and reading a bit of paper before he wiped his bum with it. He looked at us as though he wasn't doing anything wrong,
I cant believe you think it is normal for a person to crouch down on a path in the public ( not behined a tree or behined a building) infront of a smal garage and just poo.
:gag:

This is disgusyting but i cant help laugh at the thought the this guy is crouched down smoking and reading the paper before he had to use.. Reminds me of the advert i can picture...happiness is a cigar called hamlet! :D

I'd guess it's a tramp or a guy getting his own back on a dog owner whose dog uses his garden! :D

Originally posted by Halibut

As a resonsible citizen of course I wouldn't "go" anywhere that was likely to cause offence or a public health hazard - but surely I can't be the only one on the Forum who has used the great outdoors when the need has arisen?

You're right there H, its all very well holding it in but if its a choice of behind the bushes or in your pants I know which one I would go for....

When you gotta go you gotta go!!

Never had a forrest gump in the street though (urrrgh).

I mean ok most of us have or will neen to go 4 one or other outdoors at some stage in our lives, But if possable will consider others. Some on the other hand seem to go out of their way to do the oppersit! Yuk.

was this around the Moor by any chance?

I can sort of understand someone going for a pee but a number 2 :o . I wouldn't. there are plenty of bars/pubs around

I see the number 52 bus drivers do it day in, day out where the bus terminates because their employer and the council cannot be bothered to find a solution. It's something that disgusts the local community, bus passengers and no doubt the drivers themselves. They have their own little open-air toilet area which is also littered with rubbish and God knows what else. What I find even more disturbing is that the open-air toilet area is a regular hang out place for kids. There's a pub right across the road, surely the bus company could come to some arrangement where bus drivers can use their toilets when they are open?

A few weeks ago a taxi pulled up on our road, he stood against the cab, peed into a bottle then walked across the road and poured it down the drain - I suppose that is marginally better than just standing and peeing against a fence?

As a matter of interest , how many of us "HASN't "had to resort to take a leak somewhere other than a public toilet. Wich brings me to mind, just how many public toilets are open during the day,never mind night time.......Come on guy's,let's all be honest....and girl's how many of you stood at the end of the road and waited for your partners to do their business

Originally posted by Hels
I see the number 52 bus drivers do it day in, day out where the bus terminates because their employer and the council cannot be bothered to find a solution. It's something that disgusts the local community, bus passengers and no doubt the drivers themselves. They have their own little open-air toilet area which is also littered with rubbish and God knows what else. What I find even more disturbing is that the open-air toilet area is a regular hang out place for kids. There's a pub right across the road, surely the bus company could come to some arrangement where bus drivers can use their toilets when they are open?

A few weeks ago a taxi pulled up on our road, he stood against the cab, peed into a bottle then walked across the road and poured it down the drain - I suppose that is marginally better than just standing and peeing against a fence?

Bus Drivers are not allowed to enter licensed premises whilst on duty but you are correct in saying that the bus companies cant be bothered about finding a solution they don't give two hoots about this problem drivers daily have to drive around for between 4 and five hours at a stretch with no toilet facilities.

sharkw, I have never done anything like that myself. I wouldn't dare, but yes after a night out I have had to wait for my partner while he has his wee. But not in broad daylight and not on the side of a public path and not having a poo. He at least goes behined a bush where public wont be walking . I think having a poo is just too far. I think it is :gag: .

clairerob....... Of course you are right in what you say and I wasn't endorsing the man's action's. I was just trying to highlight the fact that there are very few places in sheffield where, if one was taken short a person can go to do their "business"
As for going to the pub to relieve oneself, how would one feel, if one was the landlord of the pub and people were just using it as a toilet. After all they do have businesses to run

Originally posted by clairerob
sharkw, I have never done anything like that myself. I wouldn't dare, but yes after a night out I have had to wait for my partner while he has his wee. But not in broad daylight and not on the side of a public path and not having a poo. He at least goes behined a bush where public wont be walking . I think having a poo is just too far. I think it is :gag: .

I agree

If you go somewhere private to have a 'tiddle' and not a 'poo' then there's no real harm....

Last night, my partner who owns a shop, went to put some rubbish in the bin in his yard. He noticed something running down the yard from underneath his wooden gates. When he looked up he could see the top of a mans head and realised he was relieving himself against his gates. Then to his amazement the blokes girlfriend then decided she would do the same and squatted down behind the gates to do the same. Quick as a flash my partner rushed back into the shop and grabbed the bowl of water sitting in his sink, ran back outside and threw it under the gate to the sound of shocked squeals from the other side of the gates. Serves 'em right:clap: :clap: :hihi: :hihi:

did he poop-a-scoop?

I was once doing a job in Northampton, clearing a warehouse on a busy street, much like Ecclesall road, and a middle aged woman just appeared, and stopped and dropped her drawers and whizzed in the street! And she looked at me as if to say "what you lookin at?" jeez!

My mate told me this story from when he was a student. He was coming home after a night out, when he got to the front door to his flat (which was off eccalsall rd) he saw to men weeing against the door. He was obviously a bit cross and asked them what the hell they thought they were doing. To this the men turned around and it was gazza and Chris Waddle!

I, sometimes have to have a pee round the back of my vehicle, but never in a street.

Ask anyone who drives round all day and if they tell the truth they'll say the same.

There is a lack of public toilets in Sheffield and the ones that exist are shocking.

I find the best place's are Morrisons and Towsure, if you have to spend a penny.

Every time I stop at the petrol station in Meadowhead there seems to be so iffy looking blokes hanging around the loo across the road. It used to be the same at Malin Bridge but the council shut that one.

Walking home on Middlewood road last night, a taxi stopped at the lights opposite Netto.
A man got out and p**d in a shop doorway then got back in with his mates and girlfriends to carry on.
Why didn't he just go in the last pub that he was in?

Originally posted by hj dary
I, sometimes have to have a pee round the back of my vehicle, but never in a street.

Ask anyone who drives round all day and if they tell the truth they'll say the same.

There is a lack of public toilets in Sheffield and the ones that exist are shocking.

What about at night? Is there a single 24 hour public toilet in Sheffield? Even Tescos are closed on Sat and Sun nights and petrol stations lock the doors.

-PK-

Originally posted by clairerob
.... and saw a man at the side of the road on the pavement where a bit of grass was, with his undies around his ankles and was having a P00!!!

:gag:

Do we have to take your word for this, or do you have any SOLID evidence?

It's the milk maids fault, she asked him to pass her a stool...



I'll get my coat


:hihi:

Why does everyone sound so disgusted and give stories of "I saw a man"......... come on own up, I bet every bloke on this forum has had a pee somewhere he shouldn't (or is it just me?)

ok so men are lucky and can pee anywhere and there doesn't seem such a social taboo against them doing it. But, why do they have to do it in doorways etc? It's horrible when you arrive in the morning and have to clean up after the dirty gits :gag:

This house has quite a long drive and a blank wall between house and garage. When we bought it it needed a bit of work and was unlived in for a few months ... I had noticed there was a bit of a stink round there :suspect:

Arrived home one night and the headlights illuminated a row of backs .... pub turning out time I guess :o

I opened the car doors and the dogs had a lovely game! Four men scarpering down the road trying to get their bits back inside their trousers ... it was my turn to wet myself!!! :D

i couldnt believe my eyes friday time i was on the 53 bus takin my son 2 his dads we were stuck in traffic just passed wednesday ground comming up 2 fletchers a man lent against a wall at the busstop and started ping 4 england wi every1 lookin on all the cars were lookin at him i was discusted best about it there were trees across the rd if he had been able 2 get across the rd that is
no shame on some folk dirty dirty dirty xxxxxx

Somebody had once had a poo in the doorway of the bank where I work, in the middle of the high street :suspect: despite the fact that there are plenty of alleyways and things around there :gag:

Disgusting really :rant:

RazorSHarp
I think my story is alot different to what your saying. You say every man has had a wee in the street and yes most men have. But Im on about a poo. Its gross:gag:

When we lived in Malta, a pal of mine would be out on his apartment balcony with his wife, and every night some guy would come along to the field across the street , drop his pants, and take a dump.
My pal went down to the nearest sports shop, bought an air rifle, and popped the guy on his right cheek with a pellet.
The guy took off, never to be seen again. Then my pal took the gun back to the shop and got his money back. Needs must when the devil drives.

Originally posted by buck
When we lived in Malta, a pal of mine would be out on his apartment balcony with his wife, and every night some guy would come along to the field across the street , drop his pants, and take a dump.
My pal went down to the nearest sports shop, bought an air rifle, and popped the guy on his right cheek with a pellet.
The guy took off, never to be seen again. Then my pal took the gun back to the shop and got his money back. Needs must when the devil drives.

He could have used a PEE SHOOTER instead :heyhey:

I know in Wakefield they put in (quite a few years ago now) one of those stand-alone pay to enter toilets. It was a bit strange at first but at least it's available 24hrs for a small charge. Don't know why Sheffield Council can't put some of these around town and at strategic places where they are needed (the 52 bus terminus for example).

I don't suppose they are cheap, but at least we will be able to see some benefit from our council tax.

If you've ever been down by the automatic toilet by the Banker's Draft in town at about half eight on a Monday morning and watched them empty all the used syringes out of it from the weekend's accumulated drug abuse, you might think different.

One of my overriding images of Sheffield, and just after I first saw it happen and thought about taking a picture of it, some photographer from the Star had the same idea and it was on the front page.

Originally posted by clairerob
Coming home from work yesterday had to go up a different street as loads are closed off around Sheffield. Went up one and saw a man at the side of the road on the pavement where a bit of grass was, with his undies around his ankles and was having a Po*!!!
I couldn't believe it. Me and my partner just looked at him as though it was supposed to be a joke and there he was just having a puff on his fag and picking up some newspaper to wipe his bum with!!! I couldn't believe that somebody would use the Sheffield streets as a tiolet. Its so sick! He looked as though he wasn't doing a thing wrong and looked at us in such a normal way. Not even behined a bush!!
:gag:

that's gross. :shocked:

Wow metalman, i didn't know that - is nothing sacred any more?!

Well it was a bit of an eye-opener for me as well, I can tell you.

Originally posted by clairerob
Coming home from work yesterday had to go up a different street as loads are closed off around Sheffield. Went up one and saw a man at the side of the road on the pavement where a bit of grass was, with his undies around his ankles and was having a Po*!!!
I couldn't believe it. Me and my partner just looked at him as though it was supposed to be a joke and there he was just having a puff on his fag and picking up some newspaper to wipe his bum with!!! I couldn't believe that somebody would use the Sheffield streets as a tiolet. Its so sick! He looked as though he wasn't doing a thing wrong and looked at us in such a normal way. Not even behined a bush!!
:gag:

once saw a guy doin it nr Hillsborough Corner a couple of years ago:gag: