superted666
11-09-2005, 10:45
Well following on from the other post...
Got some killers here...
Micro-soft motherf***ers let bygones be bygones/but since I'm Mack-intosh I'm'a double-click your icon - unknown
"If ugly was a burger you'd be a Bic Mac,
Two all pork-patties, surrounded by fat,
there's one more thing, that I forgot to mention,
your father's so po' he can't pay attention..."
UTFO, "Roxanne's Revenge"
Kweli:
"I'll cut your ass in half and leave you with a semicolon."
:)
absynthfairy
11-09-2005, 13:33
"You got facial hair like a polar bear"
and all the other "jems" that can be found in Daphne and Celeste's "OOH Stick You" (your mammy too and your daddy!)
NEKRO138
19-09-2005, 12:41
Bloodhound Gang have the funniest lyrics. "You must be 5 stars cos my staff's at full attention"
Also, singing about a man who's going to prison "You'll be choking your chicken while your chick is choking on this chicken's bone"
Originally posted by NEKRO138
Bloodhound Gang have the funniest lyrics. "You must be 5 stars cos my staff's at full attention"
Agreed, the lyrics to I Hope You Die are ace.
eg.
I hope he grins like Jack Nicholson
And forces you to play a game called "***** On Chin"
And whatever happens next is all a blur
But you remember "fist" can be a verb
And when you finally regain consciousness
You're bound and gagged in a wedding dress
And the prison guard looks the other way
Weird Al is good for odd/funny lyrics.
Since you've been gone
Well, it feels like I'm getting tetanus shots every day
Since you've been gone
It's like I've got an ice cream headache that won't go away
Ever since that day you left me
I've been so miserable, my dear
I feel almost as bad as I did
When you were still here
this is a classic ian dury track very clever and the lyrics always make me smile
http://www.countrybumpkin.ndo.co.uk/reasons.html
Ousetunes
19-09-2005, 14:28
Anything from the Smiths just about.
'Let me get my hands on your mammary glands
And let me get your head on the conjugal bed'
'And when we're in the scholarly room
Who will swallow whom, you Handsome Devil'.
Also, the entire lyric to the song, the Queen Is Dead and that album's stand-out track: Frankly, Mr Shankly
'But sometimes I feel more fulfilled
Making Christmas Cards with the mentally ill
I want to live and I want to love
I want to catch something that I might be ashamed of'
I guess you either 'get it' or you don't.
superted666
19-09-2005, 14:37
to take another poor lric from the daphne & whoever song ....
What?
Ping-pong why am I saying ping-pong?
Ping-pong Ping-pong Ping-pong!
Whatever whatever whatever!
thats a song writing talent they have got....
KookyKoo
19-09-2005, 15:14
hmmm can't remember the name of the song but there's some rap or RnB song that goes "I love you like a fat kid love cake"!!! Anyone know what it is?! V funny anyways :clap:
Originally posted by KookyKoo
hmmm can't remember the name of the song but there's some rap or RnB song that goes "I love you like a fat kid love cake"!!! Anyone know what it is?! V funny anyways :clap:
21 Questions by 'Fiddy' Cent?
alchresearch
19-09-2005, 20:07
For me it has to be The Shirehorses parody of "Space Oddity" or the parody of Babybird's "You're Gorgeous" You're a B*****d (http://www.geocities.com/theshirehorses/*******)
Babylon by Faster Pussycat
Man That hoochie-koochie made me dizzy Cowabunga
I said shut your face and take off what you got under
:thumbsup:
weenireeni
19-09-2005, 21:28
anythin by goldie lookin chain is hilarious, not sure victoria beckham would agree tho!
im back, by eminem is pretty funny
im sorry puff but i dont give f@ck if this chick was my own mother id f@ck er with no rubber...