This could get funny!

Mine is......

climbing a 200ft high ariel, whilst drunk, at night

in Beirut.

It was only after watching a beutiful sunrise that I realised I would probably get shot dead if caught. I got down ASAP and think my self very lucky.

Got drunk in a sexy nurses outfit at an 18-30 reunion party in Bognor Regis ...knocked myself out....swallowed my tongue... ambulance rushed me into Chichester hospital and got admitted overnight...dressed and such and discharged as such...oh with a Butlins minibus to collect me! :blush:

Who said us binge drinking Brits are a new breed...this was in 1991!!!! :suspect:

:confused:

Listened to ALL of the new Coldplay album. :gag:

Originally posted by Shiesh
Got drunk in a sexy nurses outfit at an 18-30 reunion party in Bognor Regis
:confused:

Are you male or female?:D

Originally posted by GabbleRatcht
Are you male or female?:D

Female...:D I could post the before photos....but the server would go down with the surge....:heyhey:

Oh god it has to be voting Labour in 97 still we all make mistakes dont we?;)

Got extremely drunk way back on Vodka and redbull in that quaint little southern town of Watford :gag:
Thought it would be a good idea to leapfrog over these metal bollards ,unfortunately not enough wings in the redbull down south.:suspect:
Ended up with a cracked kneecap(full length pot) and badly sprained thumb
:hihi:

Originally posted by Shiesh
Female...:D I could post the before photos....but the server would go down with the surge....:heyhey:

Your choice, but I'm sure everyone would like to see them ;)

i once tied a long piece of cotton to a toy soldier, then coated the soldier in drippin and pulled it along the carpet for my cat to chase.

Originally posted by jayjay
Got extremely drunk way back on Vodka and redbull in that quaint little southern town of Watford :gag:
Thought it would be a good idea to leapfrog over these metal bollards ,unfortunately not enough wings in the redbull down south.:suspect:
Ended up with a cracked kneecap(full length pot) and badly sprained thumb
:hihi:

Could have been worse, think of your nuts!

i once dug 2 very deep holes in my back garden, about 10 feet apart, and attempted to tunnel between the two... luckily my younger brother had more sense than me and politely informed my mum.

Originally posted by Hook
Could have been worse, think of your nuts!

Presuming you mean the edible variety
Me being female :hihi:

Originally posted by jayjay
Presuming you mean the edible variety
Me being female :hihi:

oops :blush:

I do apologise!

Originally posted by Hook
oops :blush:

I do apologise!

accepted :D

Originally posted by jayjay
Excepted :D

Accepted...she means to say!!....:confused:just a minor female typing error

we are not stupid...

Amended
I do apologise :blush:
Don`t know what came over me
Maybe its the vodka/redbull flashbacks:hihi:

Originally posted by jayjay
Amended
I do apologise :blush:
Don`t know what came over me
Maybe its the vodka/redbull flashbacks:hihi:

I am sure it is..or all that Klacto Vee Stedstein as a youngster....either way I am one of the same breed...:D

Originally posted by Shiesh
Got drunk in a sexy nurses outfit at an 18-30 reunion party in Bognor Regis ...knocked myself out....swallowed my tongue... ambulance rushed me into Chichester hospital and got admitted overnight...dressed and such and discharged as such...oh with a Butlins minibus to collect me! :blush:

Who said us binge drinking Brits are a new breed...this was in 1991!!!! :suspect:

:confused: Do you have the pictures of you in a nurses uniform ;)

Mine was definately getting very drunk in Gran Canaria and leaving my friends at a nightclub to go back to my apartment. From this point on I:

Crossed the GC1 motorway blind drunk.
Walked into a shanty town area.
Was chased by wolves (apparrently there are no wolves in Gran Canaria but I definately heard them!)
Scaled a wall (to escape wolves), twisting my ankle in the process.
Attempted to flag down to locals driving a Fiat Panda on an unlit road .
Lost £100 worth of Euros.
Caught a cab home with no money (lord knows how I paid him :wow: )
Climbed over another wall to get into our apartment complex (which was locked) to find I'd broken into the wrong one!
Woke up lots of German tourists trying to find my apartment, before discovering I was in the wrong complex.
Slept until dawn on a sun lounger whilst trapped in the wrong complex.

Bear in mind I was dressed in wrap-around culottes, inpractical platform shoes and far too much make up for a man my age!

Definately the silliest thing I ever did.... :D

K x

Originally posted by Jon
Do you have the pictures of you in a nurses uniform ;)

Yes and for the purposes of this thread I will upload them tomorrow...:D

Originally posted by Kristian
Mine was definately getting very drunk in Gran Canaria and leaving my friends at a nightclub to go back to my apartment. From this point on I:

Crossed the GC1 motorway blind drunk.
Walked into a shanty town area.
Was chased by wolves (apparrently there are no wolves in Gran Canaria but I definately heard them!)
Scaled a wall (to escape wolves), twisting my ankle in the process.
Attempted to flag down to locals driving a Fiat Panda on an unlit road .
Lost £100 worth of Euros.
Caught a cab home with no money (lord knows how I paid him :wow: )
Climbed over another wall to get into our apartment complex (which was locked) to find I'd broken into the wrong one!
Woke up lots of German tourists trying to find my apartment, before discovering I was in the wrong complex.
Slept until dawn on a sun lounger whilst trapped in the wrong complex.

Bear in mind I was dressed in wrap-around culottes, inpractical platform shoes and far too much make up for a man my age!

Definately the silliest thing I ever did.... :D

K x

OMG that beats mine....:D LOL.... 'Bear in mind I was dressed in wrap-around culottes, inpractical platform shoes and far too much make up for a man my age' this creased me!!

:o

Originally posted by Shiesh
Got drunk in a sexy nurses outfit at an 18-30 reunion party in Bognor Regis ...knocked myself out....swallowed my tongue... ambulance rushed me into Chichester hospital and got admitted overnight...dressed and such and discharged as such...oh with a Butlins minibus to collect me! :blush:

Who said us binge drinking Brits are a new breed...this was in 1991!!!! :suspect:

:confused:

I'm going to join the (growing) list of people wanting to see photos...

After a messy night at Fuzz last year drinking snakebites with jack and jagermeister [whyyyy] I got annoyed with my friend, took off her shoe and threw it on a roof.

Of course being the nice friend i am i offered to go get it, climbed on a bin, lifted myself onto a thin wall between two garages, carefully walked over the [very bendy] corrugated iron roof and threw back her shoe. Realised i was quite high up and started hysterically laughing.

Had gathered quite a crowd by now and one kind tall bloke offered to hold his arms up to catch me.

"No i'm fine!! I'm a trained gymnast!!" [which was true...about 15 years ago] i exclaimed before hurling myself off the roof. Fell badly and ended up lying face down half giggling half crying with a sprained ankle and wrist.

Ah it's these memories of university that will stay with me forever...

Originally posted by Kristian
Mine was definately getting very drunk in Gran Canaria and leaving my friends at a nightclub to go back to my apartment. From this point on I:

Crossed the GC1 motorway blind drunk.
Walked into a shanty town area.
Was chased by wolves (apparrently there are no wolves in Gran Canaria but I definately heard them!)
Scaled a wall (to escape wolves), twisting my ankle in the process.
Attempted to flag down to locals driving a Fiat Panda on an unlit road .
Lost £100 worth of Euros.
Caught a cab home with no money (lord knows how I paid him :wow: )
Climbed over another wall to get into our apartment complex (which was locked) to find I'd broken into the wrong one!
Woke up lots of German tourists trying to find my apartment, before discovering I was in the wrong complex.
Slept until dawn on a sun lounger whilst trapped in the wrong complex.

Bear in mind I was dressed in wrap-around culottes, inpractical platform shoes and far too much make up for a man my age!

Definately the silliest thing I ever did.... :D

K x

Oh my God Kristian, that made me laugh. You made me choke on my crackers. :hihi:

Well, one of the most stupid thing I have ever done (there have been many!) is fall over a 1x1x4 ft flower bed while talking to my mates at the start of a girls night out.

This feat made all the more worse as I landed lengthways on the flowerbed banging my chin on the wall of it. As I stood up, waiting for the howls of laughter from my mates, I was greeted by silence and shocked expressions on their faces. I wondered why the weren't laughing! Then I felt my chin was wet and then realised it was blood!

My chin needed 4 stitches and I needed dental treatment to a back tooth! Ouch!:o

I couldn't believe I had manged to do this before I had a drink:mad:

got very very drunk in Niagra Falls in Canada and when all the bars shut - about four in the morning, went back to my hotel, got my passport, crossed over the boarder into america because they had a 24 hour casino serving free beer.

I had just been in america on a work visa and its safe to say the US Immigration officers weren't impressed at all at two very drunk English girls in search of more alcohol. I thought we were going to get detained. We made it through though after much begging. pleading and at one point (i kid you not) offering sexual favours :o

Best bit was coming back over through Candian Immigration a few hours later as the sun came up :D

Still amazed we weren't arrested !

Done something pretty darned stupid myself just half an hour ago actually!! Am now primed ready to be carted off to A&E to have possible stomach pump and '6 hours observation'' to make sure I haven't just poisoned myself.

Just accidentally squirted what I thought was a liquid stress remedy into my mouth (the Bachs Rescue Remedy for those of you in touch with the world of homeopathic treatments). This pleasant liquid of watered down brandy and a host of herby goodies is supposed to relax and de-stress and when I stumbled across the bottle this morning I thought a quick squirt from the pippet would be a good idea.
(Although I'm never sure that wandering round the shops at 10am in a morning with my breath reeking of brandy fumes endears me to the Woodseats populace..)

A generous squirt of liquid went into my mouth and I swallowed immediately, anticipating the warming feel of the brandy and the pleasant aftertaste. Unfortunately the taste was so unpleasant and acrid it made me dash to the sink immediately to be sick! :gag: My throat started burning and my eyes watering. No matter how much water I gargled, I couldn't get the oil out of my mouth - it had coated all my tongue, teeth everywhere!!! I grabbed the bottle and looked at the label -BOOTS PURE LAVENDER OIL - external use only. I had only grabbed the wrong bottle and squirted a generous teaspoons worth of lavender oil for candles down my gullet!

A quick call to the docs, then NHS direct informed me that lavender oil was indeed highly toxic and apart from the burning throat and vomiting I can also expect diahorrea, constriction of the throat, sweating, feverishness, dizziness and maybe a ride in an ambulance over to the Northern later if I get worse.

I have rung my buddy and she is on standby to take me if needed, as the nurse on NHS Direct said not to drive myself in case I passed out (cheerful lot aren't they, bless 'em). I have felt slightly dizzy since and a little feverish but as yet still prefer to stay at home and monitor the situtation rather than be carted off to A&E and have God Knows What done!

Do keep me in your thoughts and prayers dear Forummers. Will be sad sad day if poor ole Msb goes to meet her maker cos of a glug of candle oil!!! Breath smells kinda nice though! :help:

Originally posted by msbehavin


Do keep me in your thoughts and prayers dear Forummers. Will be sad sad day if poor ole Msb goes to meet her maker cos of a glug of candle oil!!! Breath smells kinda nice though! :help:

Crazy chick, guess you wont be up for a pint then :rolleyes:

Originally posted by venger
Crazy chick, guess you wont be up for a pint then :rolleyes:

Your concern is touching :shakes:

Originally posted by msbehavin
Your concern is touching :shakes:

:( awwww sorry :(

Personally I would not hesitate, I would get myself straight down to the hospital

Was jesting with you.

As I said - will keep an eye on things - am ok at the moment. I think because of the small amount I ingested that I am only getting slight effects. (cant wait for lavender-scented diahorrea lol!!!)

That I can recall, it was when I put some of that glue we had as kids "gloy" in my brother's porridge. It soooo looked like honey sitting there innocently, but I dobbed myself in before he got the spoon to his mouth, as I couldn't bear to see him get ill.

Am sure there are more...

the most stupid thing i ever did (amongst zillions of other things)was to go sliding on the ice on the boating lake in high hazels park,at an early age (can't remember exactly),everyone was doing it, but me, being the prize chump found the thin bit,went through and right under the ice:help: .

i managed to get out and was freezing, then suddenly came over all warm and ended up with pneumonia-again:( :(

john.

btw, miss B
hope you get well soon.

regards, john.

MsB's experience with the lavendar oil has reminded me of something my friend Neil did a few months back.

He got up for work very bleary-eyed at about 4:30 am to start a very early shift. Whilst brushing his teeth, he realised the new toothpaste he was using was rank; it was his wife's delapidatory cream! :hihi: :hihi:

Although it tasted horrid, it dd, apparrently, bring his pearly whites up lovely! ;)

K x

Oooh, I just thought of another one! :clap:

I was out with some mates from work a couple of weeks ago, and we all ended up quite worse for wear in Vodka Rev. Deciding I needed to use the loo quick-sharp, I began squeezing my way through the crowds.

I asked to pass by a group of girls, and they ignored me. I proceeded to gently push my way between two of them, and put my hand on a wall at the side of me to steady myself.

Surpise!

It wasn't a wall. It was a floor to ceiling curtain.

Well, I fell straight through it, and on to a footstool. Unfortunately, rather than breaking my fall, I kind of balanced on it, hitting my forehead on the floor, and scuffing my hands.

I the meantime, my legs had shot up behind me, and I proceeded to kick a drink out of one of the girls hands.

Embarrassed doesn't begin to cover it. Not really knowing what to do, I stood up with all the poise and grace I could muster, threw out my arms and shouted TAA DAA!

I've not been back since, can't think why.....

K x