Hi Joan :wave: there's a lot of it about... :( and I don't mean sunshine, 'cos there's none of that here, is there? :|

Didn't last long....quite cloudy now isn't it:?:

Didn't last long....quite cloudy now isn't it:?:

We're getting five-minute spells of sunshine with ten/fifteen minutes of cloud.... :roll: It's quite windy again too, isn't it?

We're getting five-minute spells of sunshine with ten/fifteen minutes of cloud.... :roll: It's quite windy again too, isn't it?

Yes same here....:( must pop to shops now before it goes the whole hog and flippin rains mustn't I:?:

afternoon all innit?

Good afternoon, innit?

Hi Jane :wave: how are you today?

Hi Jane :wave: how are you today?

Hi Joto, what a nice surprise.

I'm fine thanks, although fed up of the rain, how's things with you?

Fine thanks, we've had the same weather as you, rain, wind, and the cold. I'm at present waiting for hubby to come home, then we're off to the park with the dog, aren't we?

Fine thanks, we've had the same weather as you, rain, wind, and the cold. I'm at present waiting for hubby to come home, then we're off to the park with the dog, aren't we?

Walking the dog must be getting you very fit Joto, I sometimes miss having a dog to walk, it's not the same walking alone, is it?

hope sir M & merl are gettin on ok at the hospitals dont i?

how are you 2 today?:)

Well he's home now, so off to the park we go, and for our Tim Horton's coffee :hihi: I don't know about fit Jane but walking has helped me shed a few pounds. Yes you're right it's not the same when you're walking on your own. Talk later, won't I? :wave:

how are you 2 today?:)

More to the point, how are you?

I'm also thinking of Sir M, Lady T and Merl, aren't I?

Well he's home now, so off to the park we go, and for our Tim Horton's coffee :hihi: I don't know about fit Jane but walking has helped me shed a few pounds. Yes you're right it's not the same when you're walking on your own. Talk later, won't I? :wave:

Enjoy the walk Joto, see you later hopefully, won't I?

More to the point, how are you?

I'm also thinking of Sir M, Lady T and Merl, aren't I?im not too bad thanks to say iv not had no sleep all night, whatya been upto, owt interestin?

im not too bad thanks to say iv not had no sleep all night, whatya been upto, owt interestin?

Same old, same old, I've been food shopping earlier. I lead a very quiet boring life.

I did go out last night though didn't I?

Why have you had no sleep?

Same old, same old, I've been food shopping earlier. I lead a very quiet boring life.

I did go out last night though didn't I?

Why have you had no sleep?you sounded a bit mashed when you posted on here last night. just aches & pains stoppin me from sleepin innit?:(

you sounded a bit mashed when you posted on here last night. just aches & pains stoppin me from sleepin innit?:(

I wasn't drunk, just confused and sad like the smilies said.

As my Mam would say, you need putting in a bag and shakin' up, don't you? Why on earth doing that to someone would cure them of their ailments I don't know, do I?:hihi:

I wasn't drunk, just confused and sad like the smilies said.

As my Mam would say, you need putting in a bag and shakin' up, don't you? Why on earth doing that to someone would cure them of their ailments I don't know, do I?:hihi:ya never know it might just work waint it?:hihi:

ya never know it might just work waint it?:hihi:

Is there a bag big enough to put you in?

I've heard Pat describe you as being very tall, haven't I?

Is there a bag big enough to put you in?

I've heard Pat describe you as being very tall, haven't I?im only 6'3 arnt i?

im only 6'3 arnt i?

Only:o:o

I'm 5' 2 aren't I?

Only:o:o

I'm 5' 2 aren't I?i were 6' tall in junior school wernt i?

i were 6' tall in junior school wernt i?

Flippin 'eck, did your Mam stand you in a bucket of horse manure?:hihi::hihi:

Is you O/H tall?

Flippin 'eck, did your Mam stand you in a bucket of horse manure?:hihi::hihi:

Is you O/H tall?i were conceived in a greenhouse lol, wench is 5'8 int she?

i were conceived in a greenhouse lol, wench is 5'8 int she?

Conceived in a green house eh?

Your parents must be pretty flamboyant then, eh?:hihi::hihi:

Conceived in a green house eh?

Your parents must be pretty flamboyant then, eh?:hihi::hihi:thats where me grandad stored the sun loungers werntit?:roll:

thats where me grandad stored the sun loungers werntit?:roll:

:hihi::hihi::hihi:

I have to go now Mh, I may be back later OK?:wave:

:hihi::hihi::hihi:

I have to go now Mh, I may be back later OK?:wave:ok lass, take care wont you?:wave:

Did you know I haven't posted on this thread since Part 67?

Did you know I haven't posted on this thread since Part 67?

I thought I recognised the name didnt I ?:)

I thought I recognised the name didnt I ?:)is there any bloke you dont recognise?:roll:

is there any bloke you dont recognise?:roll:

Who says the poster is a bloke ?:rolleyes:

Who says the poster is a bloke ?:rolleyes:knowing you im quite sure its a bloke innit?:roll:

Who says the poster is a bloke ?:rolleyes:

That's the first question tha asked me init pat "Are you male or Female?" :hihi::hihi:

That's the first question tha asked me init pat "Are you male or Female?" :hihi::hihi:

What are you ? I never found out did I ?:rolleyes:

What are you ? I never found out did I ?:rolleyes:

not telling you am l, you could be after my body innit?:roll:

not telling you am l, you could be after my body innit?:roll:

Is it worth it ?:rolleyes:

Is patti a body snatcher?

Is patti a body snatcher?

Only of nice looking firemen arent I ?:roll:

Only of nice looking firemen arent I ?:roll:

That's what I thought. How is everyone thisevening?

That's what I thought. How is everyone thisevening?

I was just going to ask you the same C. Have you been busy at work ?

Only of nice looking firemen arent I ?:roll:

Then she asks them for a lift, doesn't she? :hihi::hihi:

I was just going to ask you the same C. Have you been busy at work ?

Busy? I was rushed off my feet. I ended up teaching IT for 4 hours and I hate teaching especially teaching IT don't I? :mad:

Then she asks them for a lift, doesn't she? :hihi::hihi:

Hi Merlina..........or to show her their hose pipes innit? :D

Then she asks them for a lift, doesn't she? :hihi::hihi:

Yes, a nice HIGH lift , yeh ?:D

Busy? I was rushed off my feet. I ended up teaching IT for 4 hours and I hate teaching especially teaching IT don't I? :mad:

You're a teacher, but you hate teaching :huh: how does that work then? :confused:

Busy? I was rushed off my feet. I ended up teaching IT for 4 hours and I hate teaching especially teaching IT don't I? :mad:

You must be clever to teach IT musnt you ? Is it basic IT ?

Hi Merlina..........or to show her their hose pipes innit? :D

:nod: Now't like a nice long hosepipe is there? :hihi:

Hi Merlina..........or to show her their hose pipes innit? :D

Yes, I like to see them stretched out dont I ?:roll:

:nod: Now't like a nice long hosepipe is there? :hihi:

Especially when its in full working order, yes ?:cool:

Erm :blush: Before I forget.....evening all :wave: innit?

You're a teacher, but you hate teaching :huh: how does that work then? :confused:

I'm not a teacher. I'm a sort of teaching assistant who works under the supervision of a teacher. That means I don't have to plan lessons or be responsible for the class dun't it? :)

Erm :blush: Before I forget.....evening all :wave: innit?

Merl, cant remember whether I said good evening can I ?:huh:

Is it worth it ?:rolleyes:

erm no innit?:(

Especially when its in full working order, yes ?:cool:

I'm sure if it wasn't.....you'd be able to fix it Pat :heyhey: wouldn't you?

I'm not a teacher. I'm a sort of teaching assistant who works under the supervision of a teacher. That means I don't have to plan lessons or be responsible for the class dun't it? :)

Do you have to mark exams ?

erm no innit?:(

Oh, youve popped up again aintcha ?:)

l'll just say evening to everyone incase l dissapear my comps giving me grief tonight innit?

I'm sure if it wasn't.....you'd be able to fix it Pat :heyhey: wouldn't you?

Yes, Id had to give it a good examination wunt I ?:cool:

I'm not a teacher. I'm a sort of teaching assistant who works under the supervision of a teacher. That means I don't have to plan lessons or be responsible for the class dun't it? :)

Right! .......but today someone was away and you had to cover......am I right? :huh:

l'll just say evening to everyone incase l dissapear my comps giving me grief tonight innit?

Oh no, you make this thread dont you ?:(

You must be clever to teach IT musnt you ? Is it basic IT ?

Oh yes, it's very basic it. Today it was using a digital camera, downloading images, saving, editing and inserting the images into a document. Also using hyperlinks. It was interesting to see the students with the camera wasn't it?

Right! .......but today someone was away and you had to cover......am I right? :huh:

Yes, the IT teacher was away. I'll get her when she comes back won't I?:hihi::hihi:

Right! .......but today someone was away and you had to cover......am I right? :huh:

I would hate to be a teacher wouldnt I ?

l'll just say evening to everyone incase l dissapear my comps giving me grief tonight innit?

Well stop grieving and get a replacement.....I'm fed up of you disappearing on me, aren't I? :roll:

l'll just say evening to everyone incase l dissapear my comps giving me grief tonight innit?

Eveing capstan. Your comp isn't female is it? :hihi::hihi:

Oh yes, it's very basic it. Today it was using a digital camera, downloading images, saving, editing and inserting the images into a document. Also using hyperlinks. It was interesting to see the students with the camera wasn't it?

Chimay thats brilliant ! You ARE clever arent you ?

I would hate to be a teacher wouldnt I ?

Working in Further Ed is no where near as bad as working in schools is it?

Chimay thats brilliant ! You ARE clever arent you ?

Thanks patti but I'm not that clever. The teacher emailed her lesson plan for me to use didn't she? :hihi:

Working in Further Ed is no where near as bad as working in schools is it?

Dont you get as much aggression?

Thanks patti but I'm not that clever. The teacher emailed her lesson plan for me to use didn't she? :hihi:

I wouldnt be able to do it would I ?

Yes, the IT teacher was away. I'll get her when she comes back won't I?:hihi::hihi:

Oh! Oooh! :o Wouldn't like to be in her shoes, would I? :hihi:

I would hate to be a teacher wouldnt I ?

I did a stint working in a nursery when I did my City & Guilds in Community Care......the little monst.....erm I mean....darlings, nearly drove me daft :loopy:, didn't they? :help:

Dont you get as much aggression?

Not with many students and the classes are very small. No more than 12 students isn't it?

Oh! Oooh! :o Wouldn't like to be in her shoes, would I? :hihi:



I did a stint working in a nursery when I did my City & Guilds in Community Care......the little monst.....erm I mean....darlings, nearly drove me daft :loopy:, didn't they? :help:

Yes, with them all running around and screaming innit ?:gag:

I wouldnt be able to do it would I ?

IT's not too bad cos the students already know a lot about computing don't they?

Not with many students and the classes are very small. No more than 12 students isn't it?

I was glad that teacher got off with it, when he attacked that pupil wasnt I ?

IT's not too bad cos the students already know a lot about computing don't they?

Yes, they have comps at home dont they ?

Yes, with them all running around and screaming innit ?:gag:

And throwing things and being sick and crying and needing to go a wee wee innit?

Eveing capstan. Your comp isn't female is it? :hihi::hihi:

Personally I'm more inclined to think it's male :suspect:......it kinda remands me of a fella bogging off down the pub, when summat needs doing, dunnit? :D

Well stop grieving and get a replacement.....I'm fed up of you disappearing on me, aren't I? :roll:have you showered lately?:gag::hihi:

Oh no, you make this thread dont you ?:(

Gi owa wi mi wil tha innit?:)

I was glad that teacher got off with it, when he attacked that pupil wasnt I ?

So was I wasn't I?

I would hate to be a teacher wouldnt I ?what with all your sleaze qualifications?:huh:

Personally I'm more inclined to think it's male :suspect:......it kinda remands me of a fella bogging off down the pub, when summat needs doing, dunnit? :D

Too true Merlina innit? :)

Yes, with them all running around and screaming innit ?:gag:

Put it this way........It confirmed my suspicions that I wasn't cut out to be a nursery nurse, that's for sure....didn't it? :hihi:

Gi owa wi mi wil tha innit?:)

Ah, my fav.saying that innit ?:D

Well stop grieving and get a replacement.....I'm fed up of you disappearing on me, aren't I? :roll:

Eveing capstan. Your comp isn't female is it? :hihi::hihi:

Yes l will and yes it is innit?:D

Oh! Oooh! :o Wouldn't like to be in her shoes, would I? :hihi:



I did a stint working in a nursery when I did my City & Guilds in Community Care......the little monst.....erm I mean....darlings, nearly drove me daft :loopy:, didn't they? :help:but your already :loopy: arnt you?:D

Yes l will and yes it is innit?:D

Have you given your comp a name?:D

Put it this way........It confirmed my suspicions that I wasn't cut out to be a nursery nurse, that's for sure....didn't it? :hihi:anyway towd lass, how did ya get on at hospital?

have you showered lately?:gag::hihi:

Oy! :rant::rant::rant: You are rude sometimes, aren't you? :mad:

So was I wasn't I?

Those kids were terrible to him werent they ?

Oy! :rant::rant::rant: You are rude sometimes, aren't you? :mad:only sometimes innit?:heyhey:

good evening everyone is it not?

good evening everyone is it not?

Hello cd how is your grandson ?

but your already :loopy: arnt you?:D

Takes one, to know one.......dunnit? :D

anyway towd lass, how did ya get on at hospital?

It was now't drastic......I was getting impressions made for some new earmolds for me hearing aids wasn't I......the current ones are going a bit manky :gag: and splitting, aren't they?

Have you given your comp a name?:D

Mine's got a few names....but they're not repeatable are they? :D

Takes one, to know one.......dunnit? :D



It was now't drastic......I was getting impressions made for some new earmolds for me hearing aids wasn't I......the current ones are going a bit manky :gag: and splitting, aren't they?

How long do they last merl ?

good evening everyone is it not?

Evening CD........and how are you? :)

Takes one, to know one.......dunnit? :D



It was now't drastic......I was getting impressions made for some new earmolds for me hearing aids wasn't I......the current ones are going a bit manky :gag: and splitting, aren't they?

Hi all. :wave:

Will you be able to hear better with the new ones:?:

Hello cd how is your grandson ?

Hi P (looking great tonight ) he is a little better is he not ?

Evening CD........and how are you? :)

good evening M im fine thanks i hope you are too do i not ?

Mine's got a few names....but they're not repeatable are they? :D

I was going to put a thread on the comp. part asking "Is your comp. male or female?" My last laptop felt male, but this new one is slimmer in a silver case, and feels female dunt it ?

Hi all. :wave:

Will you be able to hear better with the new ones:?:

That's debatable :huh: It's the molds they are replacing, not the hearing aids themselves......innit?

Evening by the way Mr M :wave: ........have you had your transfusion today?

Hi P (looking great tonight ) he is a little better is he not ?

Did he have bronchitis ?

Hi all. :wave:

Will you be able to hear better with the new ones:?:
eyup sir M how did your hospital trip go?

good evening M im fine thanks i hope you are too do i not ?

Yep! :) .......I'm Ok thanks.......am I not? :D

eyup sir M how did your hospital trip go?

OK apart from being boring, just sat there having blood pumped into me, same again tomorrow, isn't it:?:

That's debatable :huh: It's the molds they are replacing, not the hearing aids themselves......innit?

Evening by the way Mr M :wave: ........have you had your transfusion today?

Yes, same again tomorrow, isn't it:?::gag:

I was going to put a thread on the comp. part asking "Is your comp. male or female?" My last laptop felt male, but this new one is slimmer in a silver case, and feels female dunt it ?

You mean you've been groping your laptop?! :o:o

OK apart from being boring, just sat there having blood pumped into me, same again tomorrow, isn't it:?:

A blood transfusion was it ? Not chemo ?

You mean you've been groping your laptop?! :o:o

Yes, I like to run my fingers over the lid dont I ?:cool:

Did he have bronchitis ?

something similar to that but they call it something slightly in babies do they not ?

A blood transfusion was it ? Not chemo ?

Err, Yes, innit:?:

Yes, same again tomorrow, isn't it:?::gag:

Can't you take a book, or a CD, or summat with you? :huh:

something similar to that but they call it something slightly in babies do they not ?

Has he been on antibiotics ?

Can't you take a book, or a CD, or summat with you? :huh:

Thats a good idea isnt it ?

Can't you take a book, or a CD, or summat with you? :huh:

I take a puzzle book, but it's hard to concentrate on it, isn't it:?:

something similar to that but they call it something slightly in babies do they not ?

It's summat like bronchilitis innit? :huh:

(not sure of spelling, am I?)

Oh eck, I've gotta go now. It's been a short but sweet visit this evening. See you all tomorrow won't I?

Err, Yes, innit:?:

Thats to build you up ready for the treatment is it not ?

Oh eck, I've gotta go now. It's been a short but sweet visit this evening. See you all tomorrow won't I?

Oh eck, whats happened ? :D

Has he been on antibiotics ?

no they said as long as he is feeding and keeping most of it down it would be ok ,i dont think they wanted to use antibiotics because of his age do they not ?

Oh eck, I've gotta go now. It's been a short but sweet visit this evening. See you all tomorrow won't I?

Steady on C take care will you not ?

I take a puzzle book, but it's hard to concentrate on it, isn't it:?:

Try taking a book by one of your favourite authors......it's easier to get 'lost' in them, innit? And fictional books don't require the same level of concentration that puzzle books do, do they? :)

no they said as long as he is feeding and keeping most of it down it would be ok ,i dont think they wanted to use antibiotics because of his age do they not ?

Correct, as they can get too used to them cant they ?

Thats to build you up ready for the treatment is it not ?

It's 'cos my blood count was very low and they wouldn't be able to get the Picc line in because my vein would be too thin, isn't it:?:

Oh eck, I've gotta go now. It's been a short but sweet visit this evening. See you all tomorrow won't I?

Awwh! Already? :( .......hope it's now drastic don't I? Night Chimay :wave:.....innit?

Try taking a book by one of your favourite authors......it's easier to get 'lost' in them, innit? And fictional books don't require the same level of concentration that puzzle books do, do they? :)

Trouble is I'm not a reader so I don't have a favourite author, do I:?:

It's 'cos my blood count was very low and they wouldn't be able to get the Picc line in because my vein would be too thin, isn't it:?:

Ah, I understand now dont I ?:|

Correct, as they can get too used to them cant they ?

Dont know about that i just go along with what they say after all thats what they are trained for is it not ?

Trouble is I'm not a reader so I don't have a favourite author, do I:?:

Could you listen to music or the radio ?

Good evening you lot, how are you all? :)

Dont know about that i just go along with what they say after all thats what they are trained for is it not ?

Better to save antibiotics for when theyre really ill innit ?

i am sadly having to go now so i will bid you all a good night will i not ?

Trouble is I'm not a reader so I don't have a favourite author, do I:?:

Ahh! :huh: That does make things a bit difficult, dunnit? Perhaps some of your favourite music on a MP3? :huh:

Good evening you lot, how are you all? :)

Hi ww, hows mini ?

i am sadly having to go now so i will bid you all a good night will i not ?

Goodnight cd, not long after C is it ?;)

Good evening you lot, how are you all? :)

Evening WW :wave: .......innit?

i am sadly having to go now so i will bid you all a good night will i not ?

Not you too! :o Was it summat I said? :cry:

Hi ww, hows mini ?

Shes super thanks, had some good news from her school today, Im well chuffed,, arent I? :D

Could you listen to music or the radio ?

I could if I had a radio I could take, they don't have the TV/radios on this unit, do they:?:

Evening WW :wave: .......innit?

Hi Merl, have you been to hospital today?

Shes super thanks, had some good news from her school today, Im well chuffed,, arent I? :D

Are we allowed to know what it is? :)

Shes super thanks, had some good news from her school today, Im well chuffed,, arent I? :D

What is the news ?

I could if I had a radio I could take, they don't have the TV/radios on this unit, do they:?:

Hello M, are you in hospital?

Hi Merl, have you been to hospital today?

Yep! Now't drastic......been having impressions taken for some new earmolds, haven't I? :)

I could if I had a radio I could take, they don't have the TV/radios on this unit, do they:?:

Cant you buy a small radio from Argos ?

I could if I had a radio I could take, they don't have the TV/radios on this unit, do they:?:

Does that include MP3 Players? :huh:

Hello M, are you in hospital?

Hi WW, No I'm not:hihi: just been in for a blood transfusion today, going for some more tomorrow, aren't I:?: