Ok what would it take to make you scream like a girl ? This would probably do it for me :P

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005400482,00.html

found a fair few bugs and lizards when I was on the fruit + veg aisle @ the co-op, but a 9inch centipede ? Eeeeek ! :P

lol well spiders of any size too many legs there greedy and owt that is an insect ewww shivvers ewwww...

Netto running out of carrier bags.

Nah, no worries. Just pull off the legs 'an deep fry 'em in batter.
Yum! :D

i used to be able to make my wife scream after sex, by wiping my willy on the curtains.

Glad it wasnt me. Otherwise people not bothering to read when someone has taken the trouble to write really does it for me.

That thing looks like a streched face hugger. I think i would of left the house if i had found it.

Add tupperware plastic containers to shopping list.

What makes me scream like a girl? Finding my car brakes have stopped working whilst travelling at 60 mph.

Dragon

Feelings that I don't understand make me want to scream.

Great sex with Johnny depp (dressed as a pirate o' course)

Haaar! :heyhey:

Come to think of it, that would have him screaming as well....

Originally posted by Splodge_CRB
Great sex with Johnny depp (dressed as a pirate o' course)

Haaar! :heyhey:

Come to think of it, that would have him screaming as well....

Would he be screaming for the good or for the bad? ;)

People not bothering to check facts properly, not bothering to keep me informed or advise me if I am responsible for an Event. Mice in my bedroom after midnight. slugs on the chopping board in my kitchen. People who interrupt me without letting me finish. People assuming they know what I want. People not involving me in decisions affecting me.