Zinger549
31-08-2005, 17:37
Sung to the tune of when i'm cleaning windows
Now i go taking freebies ,
To save a tidy sum,
With cherie and the kiddies,
And Endora her mum.
There's alyways lots of suckers,
Who let us stay for nout,
And burly, Ray-Banned minders,
To keep the reptiles out
We stay at least a fortnight,
We always eat our fill,
We swim and surf and sunbathe,
But never see a bill.
In my profession I work hard,
I have to take a break,
So why should you expect me
To pay the going rate.
When i'm floting on the sea
Arm in arm with my Cherie,
You must respectn our privacy,
When i'm taking freebies.
Now when i'm taking freebies,
I leave two jags in charge,
He can have the aggro,
So i can have it large.
We had to ban the papers,
It simply isn't right,
For then to print those pictures,
Of Cherie's cellulite.
She's still a handsome women,
She's big on human rights,
And back in our cabana,
It's five times every night.
We like to take our freebies,
On the Caribbean sea,
But if Cliff's got other guests there,
We'll go to Italy
We love the clear blue ocean,
Though we'll settle for a lake,
But this year, I think we'll give,
A miss to Sharm el-Sheikh.
The cares of office melt away,
When the sun is on your back.
And when i'm taking freebies,
I'm along way from Iraq.
I know the bombs in London Town,
Give you the heebie-jeebies,
but i''m wellout the firing line,
When i'm taking freebies.
There's nothng like Barbados air,
When your living like a millionaire,
Miles Away from Connaught Square,
When i'm taking freebies
(ukulele) Plink plinka Plinka Plinka plink Plink Pling
Enjoy :clap:
Now i go taking freebies ,
To save a tidy sum,
With cherie and the kiddies,
And Endora her mum.
There's alyways lots of suckers,
Who let us stay for nout,
And burly, Ray-Banned minders,
To keep the reptiles out
We stay at least a fortnight,
We always eat our fill,
We swim and surf and sunbathe,
But never see a bill.
In my profession I work hard,
I have to take a break,
So why should you expect me
To pay the going rate.
When i'm floting on the sea
Arm in arm with my Cherie,
You must respectn our privacy,
When i'm taking freebies.
Now when i'm taking freebies,
I leave two jags in charge,
He can have the aggro,
So i can have it large.
We had to ban the papers,
It simply isn't right,
For then to print those pictures,
Of Cherie's cellulite.
She's still a handsome women,
She's big on human rights,
And back in our cabana,
It's five times every night.
We like to take our freebies,
On the Caribbean sea,
But if Cliff's got other guests there,
We'll go to Italy
We love the clear blue ocean,
Though we'll settle for a lake,
But this year, I think we'll give,
A miss to Sharm el-Sheikh.
The cares of office melt away,
When the sun is on your back.
And when i'm taking freebies,
I'm along way from Iraq.
I know the bombs in London Town,
Give you the heebie-jeebies,
but i''m wellout the firing line,
When i'm taking freebies.
There's nothng like Barbados air,
When your living like a millionaire,
Miles Away from Connaught Square,
When i'm taking freebies
(ukulele) Plink plinka Plinka Plinka plink Plink Pling
Enjoy :clap: