ok...without everyone over using the word `chav'......

kids....scum.....swearing constantly, spitting, doped up, smoking, throwing litter all over peoples gardens and on the streets, general vandalisim, throwing eggs at people, throwing anything they can find at peoples property.


now recently i had the pleasure of 3 young ***** throwing eggs at the bus stop i was at (someone else was stood there as well) well the other persons bus turned up so she got on it....so that left me on ma own.... ok i shouldnt of done it but i told them they were a crap shot and encouraged them to throw like men :cool: this of course meant they would come within 2 metres of me and throw eggs at me... luckly (for them) they were terrible shots and missed hahahahaha... but had plenty more and i didnt fancy egg on my clothes so i legged it.

now...if ONE egg had hit me....i wud have gone thru the roof and dont know what i wud have done..but it would have been a beating for at least one of them.... but where wud that of got me? a brick thru my window? the local gangs gathering round to beat me up? the lads bigger, thicker and just as bad dads coming round banging down my door?, me done for assault?

so to sum up........ stand there... take it.. do nothing. :confused:

Get a big knife in your pocket. You might as well be hung for a sheep as a lamb :thumbsup: :hihi:

I once had three scallies come round my house looking for "the girls". Told em they had the wrong house, and when on tried to barge past me told em in no uncertain terms to remove themselves from my doorstep.

They started getting mouthy so I offered all 3 of em out (red mist was up). For some reason they didn't fancy it even though it was 3 on 1 and decided walking off whilst carrying on with the lip was a better idea.

4 hours later i get a wheelie bin through the bay window of my living room. :(

Some people :rolleyes:

Originally posted by Saifa
I once had three scallies come round my house looking for "the girls". Told em they had the wrong house, and when on tried to barge past me told em in no uncertain terms to remove themselves from my doorstep.

They started getting mouthy so I offered all 3 of em out (red mist was up). For some reason they didn't fancy it even though it was 3 on 1 and decided walking off whilst carrying on with the lip was a better idea.

4 hours later i get a wheelie bin through the bay window of my living room. :(

Some people :rolleyes:

This is exactly what you need to do,,just front them up.
On the surface they are all big and macho,but when confronted they are actualy just a bunch of w***ers.

They thrive on peoples fear of them so you must show that you are not afraid of them,failing that take a large length of 2x2 and hey presto job done.

note:the longer the 2x2 the more you will fell in one swing.

Originally posted by tango2
This is exactly what you need to do,,just front them up.
On the surface they are all big and macho,but when confronted they are actualy just a bunch of w***ers.

They thrive on peoples fear of them so you must show that you are not afraid of them,failing that take a large length of 2x2 and hey presto job done.

note:the longer the 2x2 the more you will fell in one swing.

yeah they aint tough...but he got wheelie bin thru window for it!!, its fear of replacing windows not fear of them being 'hard'

thats what i mean....if your near your property your stuffed.

Yes, but how do you do it without getting a wheelie bin through your window, or jailed if you do go ahead and batter them?

May I suggest we start some sort of covert vigalante gang, and go around dishing up beatings and generally scaring the bejeezus out of the chav ranks.
We could wear masks and everything, maybe even give ourselves code names?:suspect:

Sounds foolish, but it would work!

Another great scally story.....

Last new year I spent in Crewe (either '99 or '01 i forget), am on crewe square for midnight, and as its a bit pearl harbor have a wooly hat on to protect my head from the cold.

Am wandering around an some scally eyes my hat. With a quick "nice hat mate" yoink its snatched. So, being the reasonable sort I am grab the baseball cap of his head before he can run off.

So obviously he starts wanting his hat back. "tell you what pal" i said "You give me my hat back and Ill give you your hat back. Hows that sound?".

So he chinned me.

Didnt half hit like a woman tho :D ( no offence is meant to any actual women reading this post btw)

I still can't believe I ended up scrapping just as Auld Lang Syne was coming in....

How about standing outside Argos on a Thursday afternoon and giving them a lethal injection as they leave.
This would be a mass cull and we would rid the streets of crap tacky gold chains,and that hideous rustling sound their tracksuit bottoms make.

The down side is that there would be a slump in sales of cheap Graco Buggies and this would have an effect on the factory employees.
Various small wine shops would be forced out of business and the effect on the Lambrini vinyards would be catostrophic.

So all in all think of them as woodlice,,,,annoying but we live them.


I must appologise to all woodlice for the last comment on the grounds that it is insulting to compare the two.
Woodlice are far more intelligent.

Originally posted by tango2

Woodlice are far more intelligent.
And tastier...



I once had a slanging match with a woman in a supermarket in Dinnington.

Her unsupervised inbred snot-nosed kid lobbed a half eaten soggy pear at me, narrowly missing my head & landing among the packets on the shelf.

My lightning response was to return the serve.

Smacked him full in the kisser, the expolding pear cut his lip too.

His ranting low life mother came taring at me giving it the jabber.

I have quite an effective Paddington type :mad: hard stare that I perfected as a teenager so I gave her the full glower & told her that if she was a proper mother the kid wouldn't be unsupervised in a busy public place :hihi: etc

R E S U L T off she went chuntering. :thumbsup:

We got a thing through the post about ASB.. and that is you see ANYTHING, then to call a number on it..

My first reaction is that it's going to be a curtain twitchers delight... But the second reaction was, at least the same people won't be clogging up the emergency lines for petty reasons.

So, no-one fancies being in my vigalante gang then?:(

Castratian may be the only answer:hihi:

Originally posted by floyd77
So, no-one fancies being in my vigalante gang then?:(

Aye - fancy doing a few drive by eggings?

Give em a taste of their own kultchah? :hihi:

Originally posted by Don_Kiddick
Aye - fancy doing a few drive by eggings?

Give em a taste of their own kultchah? :hihi:

Excellent - first recruit. Can we freeze the eggs first though, and maybe fire them from some kind of cannon? That might be more effective:hihi:

did no one on the forum evre do anything slightly naughty when they were young.?
i mean this is a forum where drug takers are happy to boast of their transgressions.
IMO people are becoming less tolerant, yes some behaviour is deplorable but not all of it.

Yes Willman I was an absolute little cowbag!

I just never got caught or corrected.
I've turned opposite now, being in the caring profession, giving to charities,helping folk out in other areas.

No I didn't find God :hihi:

I just grew up. Sadly some of these pondlife never do.

Don't have the aptitude for it & will always be destructive mindless hooligans.

funnily enough so was i.
i did get caught & suffered the consequences but some of the trivial stuff has being going on since God was a lad.
standing on street corners,graffiti,walking around in gangs etc.

Here is the answer:

Move out of Sheffield!

The police are incompetent / indifferent / hamstrung.

The parents don't care.

The schools have had their hands tied.

Politicians are too busy trying to win back the Muslim vote to bother about the likes of you.

So, move from Sheffield to somewhere where the people still have respect for others around them. I did and I would never return. It's easy to forget whilst living in Sheffield that there are parts of England that are still England.

Great idea; which direction to Utopia;)

Invaliduser,

Don't bring the Muslim issue in here - it's not an issue of creed or race being debated - just anti-social behaviour.

I feel very at home and safe in Sheffield compared to other places I've spent time like Manchester, Leeds and London. Funnily enough I still feel like I'm in England here.

Joe

The little **** that knocked my wing mirror off with a baseball bat (as well as the the wing mirrors on the rest of the cars all way down the Street) ended up wearing his chips and curry as a beard, got his bike wheel stamped on, got picked up in the air by the neck and told that if I ever came across him again i'd chop him up and F*** him up the a***. He started crying in front of his mates and told me he'd fetch his Dad to which I said go and fetch him now - i'll F*** him up the a*** too.

It cost me a packet to get my mirror sorted but I scared the s*** out of him and hopefully he might think twice about doing something similar again.


Sorry for the language but it wouldn't have had the same effect if i'd not been as offensive.

Originally posted by JoeP
Don't bring the Muslim issue in here - it's not an issue of creed or race being debated - just anti-social behaviour.
True, I shouldn't have brought race into it. I apologise.

In my defence I was pointing out that politicians are vote chasing instead of problem solving.

Originally posted by mrinvestigat
The little **** that knocked my wing mirror off with a baseball bat (as well as the the wing mirrors on the rest of the cars all way down the Street) ended up wearing his chips and curry as a beard, got his bike wheel stamped on, got picked up in the air by the neck and told that if I ever came across him again i'd chop him up and F*** him up the a***. He started crying in front of his mates and told me he'd fetch his Dad to which I said go and fetch him now - i'll F*** him up the a*** too.

It cost me a packet to get my mirror sorted but I scared the s*** out of him and hopefully he might think twice about doing something similar again.


Sorry for the language but it wouldn't have had the same effect if i'd not been as offensive.

Do you wanna be in my gang? Just the type of go-getter attitude we need.
Maybe Batman costumes etc are in order, it worked for Fathers for Justice or whatever they are called. Capes always work well in vigilante situations

Originally posted by InvalidUser
True, I shouldn't have brought race into it. I apologise.

In my defence I was pointing out that politicians are vote chasing instead of problem solving.

I dont see what race has to do with this? It seems knobjockeys of all creeds and colours are the problem.

Nothing a superhero outfit, and a swift 'back of my hand' wouldnt fix.

its not just sheffield, after travelling to a few other cities this year you realise how wide spread these ****s are!!

i also thought we should have people roaming the streets to hand out a smack for being little gits....if the parents arent doing it then we should! (like that hitchcock film where you swap murders?...i cud come round ur estate...u round mine....and swing away without fear of property violence hahahahah)


and i was a good boy when i was young..and still am :) ... ok i was in the minority....but from what i remember all the **** my mates did well.....it wasent as regular and as horrible as these kids today



eekkk!! ive said `kids today' im officially my dad!! :gag:

Originally posted by floyd77
Do you wanna be in my gang? Just the type of go-getter attitude we need.

I'm In - Not too sure about the capes though!

but we all love a bit of spandex :heyhey: lol

As long as I can waer a cape, fighting crime without one just isnt the same.

Plus you the the elememnt of surprise, no-one exects to be pummelled by someone in a comically ill-fitting batman costume.

haven't you all seen the invincibles, capes will be your downfalls.

I made a small contribution yesterday by telling someone to get off their phone whilst we were in the middle of watching a film in meadowhall.
Not as impressive as offering to chop him up and bugger him though, I'll work up to that.

Originally posted by Cyclone

Not as impressive as offering to chop him up and bugger him though, I'll work up to that.

Yeah, I dont think you can jump straight in with that type of thing - unless you practise they may think you're chatting them up. :o

Bugger the cape, I want a utility belt

OR!

A

L I G H T - S A B R E! ! !

Oh yeah! :clap: :heyhey:

my mate did his part for `the cause' last week

he had taken his kids to a playground and these scummy kids were spitting constantly on the floor while messing about on the swings...so my mate went over (all 17stone of pure muscle or him) and told them `stop spitting, you dont look hard for doing it' they replied `i do, my dad says so' my mate says...`well your dad's obviously a ****, if i see you spit again while im here then i'll kick the **** outta both of you'

:thumbsup: jobs a gud un

This gang needs a name, not just any name, something, powerful that will strike fear into their hearts everytime they hear it mentioned, hmmmmm....

How about we-screw-up-chavs inc. or Chav Hunters(could be extended to 'of the night' if we want to get them at night that is) or finally the ChavInators! not the best of my creative side, I'm sure someone can do better....

P.S for weapons, how about PaintBall Guns, but we freeze the paintballs so its a rock flying at them at 230mph. Like someone said castration may be the only way to stop the spread of these people so once they've been knocked out,(we'll need someone who knows how to use a knife) we can castrate them and then run off!

We might be able to have a vehicle ooooh now theres an idea :thumbsup:

* Time-Expired *

I think all parents should be made to wear kappa tracksuits, lacoste trackies and burberry caps, if their parents are wearing them they probably won't, might even see em wearing suits or some smart stuff

Originally posted by Viper_GTSR
This gang needs a name, not just any name, something, powerful that will strike fear into their hearts everytime they hear it mentioned, hmmmmm....

How about we-screw-up-chavs inc. or Chav Hunters(could be extended to 'of the night' if we want to get them at night that is) or finally the ChavInators! not the best of my creative side, I'm sure someone can do better....

P.S for weapons, how about PaintBall Guns, but we freeze the paintballs so its a rock flying at them at 230mph. Like someone said castration may be the only way to stop the spread of these people so once they've been knocked out,(we'll need someone who knows how to use a knife) we can castrate them and then run off!

We might be able to have a vehicle ooooh now theres an idea :thumbsup:

Im liking your thinking, especially the frozen paintball bit:hihi: . Yes, we should also have some kind of transport, maybe something like this? (http://www.javelinamx.com/carstars/van2.jpg)