View Full Version : Eight Years. Eight Nightmarish Years!
Jabberwocky 05-04-2010, 09:38 Is what my OH keeps screaming.
Why?
Because eight years ago today is the day that she and I first met face to face .
I "Met" her in a chatroom in the summer of 2001 and in December of that year my son died and I split company with my partner and got a little flat.
I kept in touch with my OH in the chatroom and in april of 2002 I hired a van, drove to Leicester and collected her and her things and drove her back to my little flat in Sheffield.
The first words I said to her were `Ohhh arent you little?`, her first words to me were `Dont start!`
Now, eight years and three kids later we`re off to the Ragley this evening to celebrate while I wrap my delicate little tummy-wummy around one of their 48oz steaks while she drinks heavily, says that she`s in hell and takes tranquillizers.
Id just like to take this opportunity to congratulate her on a great choice of HUNK and inform her how jealous all the other totty must be of her and I solemnly promise to make my farts even stinkier and louder than the past eight years, torment her even more and generally be worse each day for the next eight years, and if she isnt in Rampton by then, the eight years AFTER that will get even worse.
And they say romance is dead.
It's this kind of romantic slip-slop that's sending the country to the dogs.:hihi:
God knows how the poor woman has put up with you for 8 years, she must have the patience of a saint... :o
Jabberwocky 05-04-2010, 10:10 When we go out tonight Im gonna wear my snake belt- it`ll stretch to accomdate my gut as that huge steak gets rammed into it!
Theres gonna be chips too!
According to the OH I should be all excited about the anniversary instead of going on constantly about the grub Im going to be surrounding but for gods sake! This is FOOD! Its FAR more important than some crabby anniversary!
rubydazzler 05-04-2010, 10:13 Aww bless. All this true love and romance. He's just bursting with it, int e? Lord luv im.
Congrats Jabbbers and MissisJabbers x
When we go out tonight Im gonna wear my snake belt- it`ll stretch to accomdate my gut as that huge steak gets rammed into it!
Theres gonna be chips too!
According to the OH I should be all excited about the anniversary instead of going on constantly about the grub Im going to be surrounding but for gods sake! This is FOOD! Its FAR more important than some crabby anniversary!
I shall start thinking of you as Mr Creosote, but more gingery. :help:
Gormenghast 05-04-2010, 10:22 I split company with my partner and got a little flat
A little flat what?
Mr_Squirrel 05-04-2010, 21:36 Gongrats to you Jabbers and commiserations to Mrs Jabber...
In another 8 years are we going to hear all about the 8 year anniversary of the great Steak night?
A little flat what?
Not Jabbers stomach thats for sure :D
Jabberwocky 05-04-2010, 21:50 Im back... I managed all the 48 oz steak and the salad and chips that went with it, then showed off by eating a huge chocolate dessert afterwards.
I posted the obligatory pics on Fecesbook and I cant bear to look at the steak.
I may puke soon.
Im back... I managed all the 48 oz steak and the salad and chips that went with it, then showed off by eating a huge chocolate dessert afterwards.
I posted the obligatory pics on Fecesbook and I cant bear to look at the steak.
I may puke soon.
What are you doing posting on here? Surely after all that food you've got a big ripe one fermenting in your lower colon, just waiting for an unsuspecting woman in a bed.
Mr_Squirrel 05-04-2010, 21:57 What are you doing posting on here? Surely after all that food you've got a big ripe one fermenting in your lower colon, just waiting for an unsuspecting woman in a bed.
All together now.............
"Pleeease release me, let me goooooo"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCZO9xeYA8g
:D
Jabberwocky 05-04-2010, 22:01 What are you doing posting on here? Surely after all that food you've got a big ripe one fermenting in your lower colon, just waiting for an unsuspecting woman in a bed.
I let rip about ten minutes ago and it MOOED! As for the totty... I can barely stand!
I CAN BARELY STAND!
Jabberwocky 06-04-2010, 10:52 Heres the beast that floored me... Well, half of it (http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i159/Doppler1/ragley002.jpg)...
KATIEB_23 06-04-2010, 11:01 Heres the beast that floored me... Well, half of it (http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i159/Doppler1/ragley002.jpg)...
:love:
Wow!
Missus Jabbers has hairy arms...
Jabberwocky 06-04-2010, 11:07 :love:
Wow!
Missus Jabbers has hairy arms...
Thats the bro in law, Dave!
The OH`s arms are much hairier than his!
Congratulations on 8 years, and demolishing that huge steak :hihi:
Jabberwocky 06-04-2010, 11:21 Putting up with the OH is nothing when compared to that steak! At least the food didnt give me lip when I called it a sexy minx! Ok so the staff and other people in the pub looked at me strangely when I started chatting it up and telling it what I had planned for it but it was nice not to be told off for a change.
cressida 06-04-2010, 14:46 Congrats. Jabbers, remember the saying 'don't look a gift horse' was it in the eyes or mouth?
crookesey 07-04-2010, 18:07 I'm trying to get my head around a 48 ounce steak, chips, salad and a desert. :help: Go and enjoy flower, all the best. :thumbsup:
Jabberwocky 07-04-2010, 18:26 I heared they do a 72 and a 150 oz steak... I might try the 72 next then work up to the 150.
I love steak!
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