Dont you think ?

His voice makes me want to strangle a kitten!

His voice makes me want to strangle a kitten!

:shocked::shocked:
Harsh :O :(

Sorry, I cannot stand this dude! Watching him is a form of torture. :gag:

:hihi:Sorry, I cannot stand this dude! Watching him is a form of torture. :gag:

WHATS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE haaaaa :) :hihi::hihi:
I LOVE HIM! :) :love:

:hihi:

WHATS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE haaaaa :) :hihi::hihi:
I LOVE HIM! :) :love:

He reminds me of a mixture between a human and a rat; everything from his voice to his teeth! :hihi:

Dont you think ?

no
i would rather have the ****s on a plane than sit and watch the fairy cake

If you want a Carr worth watching try Jimmy Carr.

You obviously don't love him enough to spell his surname correctly.

im sure the missing R wont hurt.

If you want a Carr worth watching try Jimmy Carr.

totally agree! :D

He's Ok but a bit butch and matcho for my liking. I think he needs to get in touch with his feminine side a bit more.

I think you accidently used the words 'total' and 'legend', instead of 'annoying', 'talentless', 'irritating' and 'unfunny'.

A maniacal hybrid of all the worst bits from Lily Savage, Pauline Calf and Jenny Eclaire. I did think it was Justin Lee Collins that used to make him look like a gymp, however since seeing in him without JLC, it was made clear, that he's just a gymp full of campness and teeth.

I think you accidently used the words 'total' and 'legend', instead of 'annoying', 'talentless', 'irritating' and 'unfunny'.

:mad: :(:(


:hihi::hihi:

I think he's an extremely funny stand-up comedian but 'Chatty Man' is a really awful show

I think he's an extremely funny stand-up comedian but 'Chatty Man' is a really awful show

I dont think its that bad
but i do agree on the extremely funny comedian :P

im sure the missing R wont hurt.


Wouldn't be so sure, I hear he's fond of r's

Wouldn't be so sure, I hear he's fond of r's

Hmmm i might have Offended poor Alan :O :roll: :(

If you want a Carr worth watching try Jimmy Carr.

i'v never watched jimmy carr do stand up, but i'v seen him present a few programs and they've been hilarious. Distraction being one of my faves.

And i'v yet to watch alan carr...

hes my husband xxx

You spelled the title wrong, it should be 'Alan Carr, Total bellend'

hes my husband xxx

:L i wish :) :D

Yet another in the "no talent and being paid for it" list. Jonathan Woss, Russell Brand, and now an overly camp guy who sounds like Kenneth Williams on helium.

is 'Alan' an anagram?

Does anyone know when Nick Griffin is being interviewed by Alan Carr? Is it during the general election?

I think you accidently used the words 'total' and 'legend', instead of 'annoying', 'talentless', 'irritating' and 'unfunny'.

yes, a thousand times yes.

the lindsay lohan interview was quite embarrasing.

no...............

A silly squeaky voice does not a comedian make!

A load of rubbish who is a member of the Larry Grayson,queer is quality ,brigade...not

I think he's an extremely funny stand-up comedian but 'Chatty Man' is a really awful show

Agreed!

Good comedian, poor chat show host. Can't blame the guy for taking loads of money for doing this program.

the lindsay lohan interview was quite embarrasing.

i know :O


i do like him though :)

I love him. I wish he was my best friend.

A load of rubbish who is a member of the Larry Grayson,queer is quality ,brigade...not

Shut that door :hihi:

He may not be a terribly good comedian but his "Easyway to Stop Smoking" book helped me to kick the weed for good so I'll always be grateful.

He may not be a terribly good comedian but his "Easyway to Stop Smoking" book helped me to kick the weed for good so I'll always be grateful.

hey up Basil... I'll have to read that book of his and great to see u on here. U brighten up my day! :)