I have some questions that need answering about why women do some of the things that they do, like:-

1) Say they aint starting an argument, whilst starting an argument.
2) Wear face paint.
3) Spend so much time doing their hair.
4) Slip in the odd nag into every conversation.
5) Idol worship people like George Clooney, Sean Connery.

And why are they never happy when:-

1) You tell them "gimme a minute"
2) You end up taking 10 minutes.
3) You belly dance naked during their favourite soap.
4) You forget to tell her your going out with the lads.
5) You notice the zit on her chin.

This made me chuckle.

I wonder what kind of women like George Clooney ?:huh:

1) Because a good "barney" can clear t he air?

2) The most "facepaint" I wear is a bit of mascara, and eyeliner, and perhaps some lippy...

3) The hair goes in a jersey (tee-shirting) cap, and a scarf goes on over that. Doing hair? A quick slick, with a comb before the cap and scarf goes on, and that's me done.

4) Nag? (;) ) if you chaps listened the first time, we wouldn't have to repeat ourselves.

5) GC and SC do absolutely nothing for me.

2 (1) 'Cos "gimme a minute" usually extends to the full 90 minutes of "Saw"

2 (2) see above.

2 (3) I don't watch the soaps. ( but, just try that one during CSI, or NCIS, and see how much of the china you'll get chucked at you!)

2 (4) That'd be because you end up coming home at daft o'clock and making such a drunken racket, that the dog barks like crazy, and wakes the baby/ neighbours up

2 (5) She'll have been more than aware of it, already, anyway, so probably won't need a letter from the ministry of the "bleeding obvious" to confirm it..

:hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:

the type of women who's parents called them "angel" to which nature decided it would be ironic to be the opposite.

Someone's trolling! Don't give him the attention he so obviously craves ... :hihi:

1) Because a good "barney" can clear t he air?

2) The most "facepaint" I wear is a bit of mascara, and eyeliner, and perhaps some lippy...

3) The hair goes in a jersey (tee-shirting) cap, and a scarf goes on over that. Doing hair? A quick slick, with a comb before the cap and scarf goes on, and that's me done.

4) Nag? (;) ) if you chaps listened the first time, we wouldn't have to repeat ourselves.

5) GC and SC do absolutely nothing for me.

2 (1) 'Cos "gimme a minute" usually extends to the full 90 minutes of "Saw"

2 (2) see above.

2 (3) I don't watch the soaps. ( but, just try that one during CSI, or NCIS, and see how much of the china you'll get chucked at you!)

2 (4) That'd be because you end up coming home at daft o'clock and making such a drunken racket, that the dog barks like crazy, and wakes the baby/ neighbours up

2 (5) She'll have been more than aware of it, already, anyway, so probably won't need a letter from the ministry of the "bleeding obvious" to confirm it..

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Why do woman always have an answer for everything?:hihi:

Why do woman always have an answer for everything?:hihi:

It's becoz we isn't thick like wot men is. :hihi:

It's becoz we isn't thick like wot men is. :hihi:

This is the post of the week, innit mate ?:hihi::hihi::hihi:

It's becoz we isn't thick like wot men is. :hihi:

Says her who type's like a chav :hihi: (waves hope your ok)

Someone's trolling! Don't give him the attention he so obviously craves ... :hihi:

Love you too.
It's my attempt at humour.

1) Why do some women always twist everything around so that your the villain.
2) Why are they always trying to humiliate us men.

Love you too.
It's my attempt at humour.
1) Why do some women always twist everything around so that your the villain.
2) Why are they always trying to humiliate us men.I don't know why :huh: Maybe we're trying to mess with your minds or something? No, it can't be that, it must be something else ... *ponder*

1) Why do some women always twist everything around so that your the villain.
2) Why are they always trying to humiliate us men.

1) Because some men are the villains and too closed minded to see things from a perspective other than their own.
2) Because some men need to be humiliated occasionally. It may be a sign that you've grown stubborn, lazy, fat, smelly and hairy. I would take the hint.

Says her who type's like a chav :hihi: (waves hope your ok)

But a chav who knows where to stick her apostrophes, innit?? :hihi::wave:

Then there is the age old thing we men do like leaving the bog seat up, a crime of the century in our house

It may be a sign that you've grown stubborn, lazy, fat, smelly and hairy. I would take the hint.
LOL!!! :hihi:

Then there is the age old thing we men do like leaving the bog seat up, a crime of the century in our houseBut, this is something I can never understand, why do you all keep on doing it? :huh: It's not as though you've never been told about it, is it? If you find the seat down, lift it, put it back down when you're done, close the lid. There, that wasn't so difficult, was it?

If I went to an all male household and used their loo, I'd lift the seat back before washing my hands. Simple! :)

But, this is something I can never understand, why do you all keep on doing it? :huh: It's not as though you've never been told about it, is it? If you find the seat down, lift it, put it back down when you're done, close the lid. There, that wasn't so difficult, was it?

If I went to an all male household and used their loo, I'd lift the seat back before washing my hands. Simple! :)

I was so well trained by my ex I still put it down and I live alone! :|

If you think about it, the default position should be down, since between man and woman it will be used 2/3 of the time in the down position. Plus, men can sit down to wee, whereas women would need some kind of extension hose to stand up.

Ask Charlie Sheen.

But, this is something I can never understand, why do you all keep on doing it? :huh: It's not as though you've never been told about it, is it? If you find the seat down, lift it, put it back down when you're done, close the lid. There, that wasn't so difficult, was it?

If I went to an all male household and used their loo, I'd lift the seat back before washing my hands. Simple! :)

All women and all men know why! As I have said before: Men like being 'nagged', told what to do, reminded etc.....

They will admit it to you if you don't ask directly. I found this out when working in a mostly male office!

And to back my claim of knowledge up - if they didn't like to hear women's voices, they would, and could, do the thing right the first time they are asked.

Case closed: Men say they hate it but really they like being nagged etc... it makes them feel important and wanted, which they crave.
Most men (the majority) are attention seekers whether they will admit it or not!

All women and all men know why! As I have said before: Men like being 'nagged', told what to do, reminded etc.....

They will admit it to you if you don't ask directly. I found this out when working in a mostly male office!

And to back my claim of knowledge up - if they didn't like to hear women's voices, they would, and could, do the thing right the first time they are asked.

Case closed: Men say they hate it but really they like being nagged etc... it makes them feel important and wanted, which they crave.

boutiquechoc, you are incredibly perceptive. The men at my work do the old "the wife/gf won't let me/makes me do this/that" but you can tell deep down they love it. Not only do they love being controlled, they brag about it.

Why do woman always have an answer for everything?:hihi:

I thought it was only Smarties that had the answer. Maybe I have been wrong all this time. Hardly surprising as I am a bloke :suspect:

I have some questions that need answering about why women do some of the things that they do, like:-

1) Say they aint starting an argument, whilst starting an argument... Is it the woman that starts when the man replies "yes you are"?
2) Wear face paint.. Because we like it and it can look pretty and when a woman stops she gets told "you've let yourself go"
3) Spend so much time doing their hair..Hair takes as long as it takes.
4) Slip in the odd nag into every conversation..Nagging only happens when the original request is ignored
5) Idol worship people like George Clooney, Sean Connery..It's natural to have a fantasy about somebody attractive and build that fantasy into a bloke that doesn't need to be nagged, always complements you and doesn't fart at the dinner table.

And why are they never happy when:-

1) You tell them "gimme a minute"
2) You end up taking 10 minutes.. 10 minutes would be fine, it's more like two hours in reality and you know it.
3) You belly dance naked during their favourite soap.. Don't watch soaps so I can only imagine it would be the same as if you did it during Dr Who in which case you'd be a dead man, does that really require an explanation?
4) You forget to tell her your going out with the lads..Maybe if she'd had notice she could have made plans of her own?
5) You notice the zit on her chin. When was the last time you noticed how pretty her eyes are or do you only point out the flaws now?

Hope that helps :D


Nice Avatar, btw.

My OH puts the bog roll on the wrong way around, puts clothes in the wrong drawers and leaves big pans sat on top of little pans, instead of nesting the smaller pan in the bigger pan. A tidy up usually means anything I've left out will never be seen again.

My OH puts the bog roll on the wrong way around, puts clothes in the wrong drawers and leaves big pans sat on top of little pans, instead of nesting the smaller pan in the bigger pan. A tidy up usually means anything I've left out will never be seen again.

And how many times have you told him none of the things go that way round etc....I bet more than once! So, he does it, when he knows they go the other way round, so you will say something to him! Point proven! ha!

My OH puts the bog roll on the wrong way around, puts clothes in the wrong drawers and leaves big pans sat on top of little pans, instead of nesting the smaller pan in the bigger pan. A tidy up usually means anything I've left out will never be seen again.

Its swings and round abouts though..

the man I live with always puts the loo seat down...but never moves the empty loo roll...

leaves underwear on the landing- infact theres a lone sock on the stair corner, which im refusing to move out of principle...

Yet in fairness, he nags at me the way I was the pots/clean the kitchen sides.. Im fairly lazy... if the food is off it, its clean...

Drives him insane..

But then Im the only one that does the washing/cleans the bathroom etc.. (sure he thinks the cleaning fairy does it..) causes plenty of arguements
The line last week was ''my trainers are dirty..and ive got to wear them dirty, because you havent washed them.. :huh:

So in fairness, this is why women make digs in a conversation..

The GC comment is fair enough.

We have cope with men stating "i'd do er" or "she'd get it" whenever some stunning woman comes on the tv!

stupid self esteem :(

Nothing really wrong with those points listed. Some of them can be applied to us men such as taking time to do hair etc.

Sh2006.

lol very funny

Q: Why do women do the things they do????

A: Because there so good at it x

Is it the woman that starts when the man replies "yes you are"?
I know it is, and annoying it is too.

Because we like it and it can look pretty and when a woman stops she gets told "you've let yourself go"
Fairy snuff

Hair takes as long as it takes.
Wouldn't it be nice if women went bald in old age, I know some women do, but I don't think it's as often as men.
If we lopped off the hair of every women on the planet, I reckon we'd have enough hair to play tug of war with the Aussies.

Nagging only happens when the original request is ignored
Simple solution to this age old problem.
Stop asking.

It's natural to have a fantasy about somebody attractive and build that fantasy into a bloke that doesn't need to be nagged, always complements you and doesn't fart at the dinner table.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lXT13GFpVM

10 minutes would be fine, it's more like two hours in reality and you know it.
Nag Nag Nag.

When was the last time you noticed how pretty her eyes are or do you only point out the flaws now?
I notice everything, normally starts with staring at the eyes, but then when I spot a zit, it's ott time.

3) Why do women always blame zits on chocolate or a kebab or something.
4) Why do they run for the make-up kit when you offer to squeeze it for them.

Nice Avatar, btw.
Ty I believe it to be a depiction of one of the wise men following the star of bethlehem, t'was found in one of the most unlikeliest places.

Q: Why do women do the things they do????

A: Because there so good at it x
Your not kidding.

Its swings and round abouts though..

the man I live with always puts the loo seat down...but never moves the empty loo roll...

leaves underwear on the landing- infact theres a lone sock on the stair corner, which im refusing to move out of principle...

Yet in fairness, he nags at me the way I was the pots/clean the kitchen sides.. Im fairly lazy... if the food is off it, its clean...

Drives him insane..

But then Im the only one that does the washing/cleans the bathroom etc.. (sure he thinks the cleaning fairy does it..) causes plenty of arguements
The line last week was ''my trainers are dirty..and ive got to wear them dirty, because you havent washed them.. :huh:

So in fairness, this is why women make digs in a conversation.. My bold

If it upsets him that much, ask him to kindly demonstrate exactly how he thinks it should be done. When he's finished, congratulate him on his efficiency and say he did such a good job he can carry on doing it!!! :hihi:

Alternatively, you could just get his dirty trainers and shove them where the sun don't shine - he might find this just a little painful, but it might make him re-consider his ludicrously sexist attitude towards housework.

I avoid the whole scenario by not having a man in the house (two sons are enough I don't want another 'little boy')

Couples get on better under separate roofs, no nagging, best behaviour, don't take each other for granted, thrilled when they meet up, more polite and considerate - money not an issue as bills are separate, less judgemental


If only I could meet this person \o/

I'm still here Cressy :D

I avoid the whole scenario by not having a man in the house (two sons are enough I don't want another 'little boy')

Couples get on better under separate roofs, no nagging, best behaviour, don't take each other for granted, thrilled when they meet up, more polite and considerate - money not an issue as bills are separate, less judgemental


If only I could meet this person \o/

I'm a woman otherwise I'd marry you :love: Living with someone is :gag:.

I think on the OP he should just remember women were made to be loved not understood and leave it at that :D

I'm still here Cressy :D

Oh I thought you'd taken umbrage with me:D

I'm a woman otherwise I'd marry you :love: Living with someone is :gag:.

I think on the OP he should just remember women were made to be loved not understood and leave it at that :D

I always say 'I'm an Aquarian I don't have to make sense':hihi:

I always say 'I'm an Aquarian I don't have to make sense':hihi:

Very true. Starting an argument by trying to be logical is a bad course of action for any man to take. He may as well just begin by standing there, fall to his knees, and say "I'M SO SORRY I'M SO SORRY PLEASE DON'T BE CROSS AT ME!!"

Oh I thought you'd taken umbrage with me:D

Never! I've just been hanging back, playing it cool, in the vain hope that you would realise that I could be the dude for the gig of filling your life with deep deep joy! :D

Why do they always tell you to put the toilet seat down when you've finished.
When you try to avoid being told off by not lifting it in the first place, they complain that it's wet.:roll:

Never! I've just been hanging back, playing it cool, in the vain hope that you would realise that I could be the dude for the gig of filling your life with deep deep joy! :D

I have trouble with guys who do the 'playing it cool' thing, as soon as I know then I have to do the same or the poor things take fright and think they're being chased - horrors - this carries on until I meet a guy who starts chatting in a friendly way, perhaps Aquarians are destined only to want male friends.;)

I have trouble with guys who do the 'playing it cool' thing, as soon as I know then I have to do the same or the poor things take fright and think they're being chased - horrors - this carries on until I meet a guy who starts chatting in a friendly way, perhaps Aquarians are destined only to want male friends.;)

you can chase me until I catch you ;)

you can chase me until I catch you ;)

I'll have to stand still more often:hihi:

I'll have to stand still more often:hihi:

ouch! pierced through the heart. :hihi:

ouch! pierced through the heart. :hihi:

Which brings me to my next question.

1) Why can women be so cold hearted one second, and then so loving the next.

At least men are claimed to be consistent idiots, by the fairer gender of course.

Which brings me to my next question.

1) Why can women be so cold hearted one second, and then so loving the next.

At least men are claimed to be consistent idiots, by the fairer gender of course.

It's a cunning plan to keep men on their toes - if they know what to expect all the time, they get complacent! :hihi:

It's a cunning plan to keep men on their toes - if they know what to expect all the time, they get complacent! :hihi:

Lol, so this is like female Kung Fu training, keeping us alert to the fact that after every kiss and cuddle we should expect a large bill?
Or in one case of "if your socks are still out in the hallway by christmas", your wearing the turkey as a hat.

Lol, so this is like female Kung Fu training, keeping us alert to the fact that after every kiss and cuddle we should expect a large bill?
Or in one case of "if your socks are still out in the hallway by christmas", your wearing the turkey as a hat.

Exactly, if we let you get settled then you might start thinking you had rights and that would just be so wrong. :hihi:

ouch! pierced through the heart. :hihi:

I didn't mean it like that, I meant if I stood still more often I would allow myself to be caught:P

1) Because a good "barney" can clear t he air?

2) The most "facepaint" I wear is a bit of mascara, and eyeliner, and perhaps some lippy...

3) The hair goes in a jersey (tee-shirting) cap, and a scarf goes on over that. Doing hair? A quick slick, with a comb before the cap and scarf goes on, and that's me done.

4) Nag? (;) ) if you chaps listened the first time, we wouldn't have to repeat ourselves.

5) GC and SC do absolutely nothing for me.

2 (1) 'Cos "gimme a minute" usually extends to the full 90 minutes of "Saw"

2 (2) see above.

2 (3) I don't watch the soaps. ( but, just try that one during CSI, or NCIS, and see how much of the china you'll get chucked at you!)

2 (4) That'd be because you end up coming home at daft o'clock and making such a drunken racket, that the dog barks like crazy, and wakes the baby/ neighbours up

2 (5) She'll have been more than aware of it, already, anyway, so probably won't need a letter from the ministry of the "bleeding obvious" to confirm it..

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:hihi::hihi::hihi: i like this well done

I didn't mean it like that, I meant if I stood still more often I would allow myself to be caught:P

stand still then, preferably somewhere around these parts :D

Just thought of another good 'un my OH does, she'll walk in empty handed from the car, then order me to go out and fetch the bags in. Any other blokes suffer this?

Women are meant to be loved not understood.

6) Say they aren't in a mood when they blatantly are. It then takes ten minutes of guessing what has caused the mood before they admit to it. :)

stand still then, preferably somewhere around these parts :D

Happy Birthday - if you havn't noticed:P

Which brings me to my next question.

1) Why can women be so cold hearted one second, and then so loving the next.

At least men are claimed to be consistent idiots, by the fairer gender of course.

I think all women are schizophrenic to some degree.

Just thought of another good 'un my OH does, she'll walk in empty handed from the car, then order me to go out and fetch the bags in. Any other blokes suffer this?Because she's got little princess syndrome, and you've allowed her to think you're her servant, instead of her partner? Could be. She sounds like a lazy sort to me, she should at least bring two bags in with her and let you fetch the rest, while she's getting the dinner on. :P

Lol, so this is like female Kung Fu training, keeping us alert to the fact that after every kiss and cuddle we should expect a large bill?
Or in one case of "if your socks are still out in the hallway by christmas", your wearing the turkey as a hat.

Or as a suppository... :hihi:

Or as a suppository... :hihi:

Is that legal?
lol
You know I once heard about a video where this man and chicken.....ergh.

Happy Birthday - if you havn't noticed:P

and a beautiful belated happy birthday to you too xxx :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMafdiObkQ0

Women should be loved not understood.

Women are meant to be loved not understood.
Women should be loved not understood.Could you be any more patronising, without actually patting us on the bum and telling us collectively not to worry our pretty little heads about anything? :rolleyes:

Could you be any more patronising, without actually patting us on the bum and telling us collectively not to worry our pretty little heads about anything? :rolleyes:

Typical woman always jumping to conclusions :hihi:

Why do they always tell you to put the toilet seat down when you've finished.
When you try to avoid being told off by not lifting it in the first place, they complain that it's wet.:roll:

Why dont men just sit down to it then the toilet seat wouldnt have to move, men like sitting down dont they? :hihi:

why do some of you girls shave off your eye brows then 10 minutes later paint them on again with a pencil???????????????

why do some of you girls shave off your eye brows then 10 minutes later paint them on again with a pencil???????????????If you know some weird woman that does that, why don't you just ask her? :huh:

I wish that our lass would stop scratching her FooF, it's really unnerving.

Especially in the middle of Debenhams :gag:

If you know some weird woman that does that, why don't you just ask her? :huh:

This breed of woman can often be found behind a make up counter glowing orange, I would not have the bottle to approach. as before you knew what was happening BANG! back sack and crack, eye brows gone and tanned to the max.
I'll will just ponder the mystery of the breed from a safe distance