hey... turn about is fair play and I'm sure the women aren't interested but equal rights n'all that...

Let's hear it :)

Martin - we are interested. After all you're all from a completely different planet to you. Are u just copying Jamie's thread tho???
Can't post proper reply coz I'm a girl and gotta go watch TopGear.So sign yourself that - after your rudeness friday night.

:cool:

*we're all from a completely different planet from you (men).

Originally posted by hiyabeing
Martin - we are interested. After all you're all from a completely different planet to you. Are u just copying Jamie's thread tho???
Well, yes and no... I'm copying his thread and opening it up for the blokes to say what does it for them too... Why not after all..

Can't post proper reply coz I'm a girl and gotta go watch TopGear.So sign yourself that - after your rudeness friday night.
Erm... I don't remember being rude.. :confused: unintentional I'm sure if i was...


Anyway...

Good grief... No-one?!

Ok, seeing as you lot are being chicken I'll set the tone and be damned :P

For me the turn on a physical "look/see" level has to be... knee high boots.. *wibble*... melt time..

Otherwise it's just the old favourites of eyes that linger, an infectious smile and laughter (preferably not if they're laughing at me! or worse a part of me! :D)...

Electric chemistry of a touch is a great one too... that stolen moment when the world just stops and you think "wow"...

Are we talking instant or long term?

Instant... well I like the little skirt, nice legs, plenty of flesh, nice smile and great eyes.

Long Term... sense of humour a must, sexualy adventurous (none of this one possition only type chick...to quote an add from Galaxy 105 ...''couples who play together stay together''), can be tender and sometimes rough, enjoys a little dirty talk (but not all the time and not OTT... judge the situation), an equal split when it comes to the big S-E-X... it's not just a mans job to do the work!

Hope this helps your query Martin.... wait a minute... a DUDE just asked this question??? ;) :P

Originally posted by Martin_s

For me the turn on a physical "look/see" level has to be... knee high boots.. *wibble*... melt time..


Knee high? According to Victoria Secrets, thigh highs are in this year. Watch out!

Thigh high? Crikey I wouldn't be able to cope with those.... :o

well as only interested in long term i would have to go for a lady which

is Funny, both haha and sarcastic, entertaining, erm not sure about the S-E-X thingy, nice too look at, although looks aren't everything, not too much make up if any at all, nice smooth skin, doesnt fart about for 2hrs in the morning with cosmetics and stuff, small or same height but not really small, and i think thats about it. dont care about veggie or religion

Fletch

im not picky honest!!

:thumbsup:

Originally posted by Fletch
well as only interested in long term i would have to go for a lady which

... doesnt fart

Yeah that's important too :cool:

Men are more complex then I thought! :D

I thought the way to satisfy a guy every time was to show up naked.....

.....and maybe bring food and beer :wink:

Ah, live and learn!

Definately eyes for me ....

... the kind that look at you and seem to really see *you* ... and then smile at you and cover you with this warm glowing feeling ... o boy o boy o boy.

... and lips too ... but depends on the shape of them.

... and a cute and perky bum !! ... the kind that wiggles as she walks ... mmm.

... and how she feels about herself ... her emotional state and who she is ... the person inside ... plain sexyness.

Originally posted by Mosherchik
Men are more complex then I thought! :D

No, we're not. Like cats, we give the impression of complex thought processes.
I thought the way to satisfy a guy every time was to show up naked.....

It is. But if you don't know him yet, he might find you a little forward.

Originally posted by Mosherchik
Men are more complex then I thought! :D

I thought the way to satisfy a guy every time was to show up naked.....

.....and maybe bring food and beer :wink:

Ah, live and learn!


Dont get the food bit :banana:

I agree that thigh high boots, or FMB's as I know them, are a definate, yes.

I also agree that women shouldn't fart. Whilst farting provides endless material for gags and hilarity, it is best left to the professionals... men.

Beautiful women in suits (especially with no blouse) does it for me. Ooohh... sizzling sausage!! :blush:

Originally posted by Funke88
Knee high? According to Victoria Secrets, thigh highs are in this year. Watch out!


What!! You have to be joking! I agree knee highs are ace they are the perfect accessory with a miniskirt, have about half a dozen pairs myself :)
but thigh highs whose idea was that? Wouldn't touch those with a 10 foot pole:rolleyes: can't imagine they're very sexy either...ick

And far to difficult to get off :D
Or is that the point?

I know I heard about thigh highs being in this year so I went on a Google search.
Holy Moly, I found Crotch Boots. :wow:
You can get them in medium and "wide" too !?!?!?
I guess those things aint coming off guys! Don't even try. Once they're on, they're on.
But why? If they are anything like leather trousers.... well we won't go there.
Guys it aint Christmas Eve yet so there's still time for you to go out shopping! And No, I don't need a pair thank you very much.

Originally posted by Funke88
I know I heard about thigh highs being in this year so I went on a Google search.
Holy Moly, I found Crotch Boots. :wow:
You can get them in medium and "wide" too !?!?!?
I guess those things aint coming off guys! Don't even try. Once they're on, they're on.
But why? If they are anything like leather trousers.... well we won't go there.
Guys it aint Christmas Eve yet so there's still time for you to go out shopping! And No, I don't need a pair thank you very much.

Crotch boots? How does that work...think it's just a fetish but do enlighten us...where is the website?
And the "wide" crotch boots...can you maybe get two legs in one boot ooohhh how kinky

*joking*;)

Originally posted by Funke88
Holy Moly, I found Crotch Boots. :wow:
You can get them in medium and "wide" too !?!?!?

Gawd bless Christina Aguilera!
Sounds a bit like the thong and chaps look! :wow:

I have enough probs when the zip in my knee high boots get stuck! : o

Imagine the amount of Talc youd get thru trying to put on crotch high! For the only truly dedicated fetishists I think :loopy:

Originally posted by starchild
Crotch boots? How does that work...think it's just a fetish but do enlighten us...where is the website?

Do a Google search and you'll come up with quite a few web sites like that.
Guys, leather and talc are not a sexy combination I can tell you. Knee high are what girls really like. But I guess this topic is what you guys like right? I don't expect many of you have even see crotch boots lately ??

So long as the boots don't cover up the girl bum ...

:help: Truly amazing :help:

How is it that a bloke satarted the thread, asking blokes, about what blokes like...

But it soom how becomes another opportunity for the ladies to talk about lipstick, handbags or BOOTS (http://www.delaurenti.net/images/s261.jpg)

:lol: :lol:

Originally posted by venger
:help: Truly amazing :help:

How is it that a bloke satarted the thread, asking blokes, about what blokes like...

But it soom how becomes another opportunity for the ladies to talk about lipstick, handbags or BOOTS (http://www.delaurenti.net/images/s261.jpg)

:lol: :lol:
Hmmmm now, which female was that Venger that talked about lipstick and handbags?? I mentioned boots, cos I thought guys would need to know what was in fashion. So I went through these threads and found one instance where a guy not a girl mentioned make up.
Truly amazing...... Blokes blaming girls for something they didn't do again?? From what I read, guys like boots! And from what I know, guys need advise from girls now and again. It's a free Forum.