Ok girls ... please try not to be too graphic in your replies (we know what you're like).

Also ... any useful tit bits of information ... I promise to use to my full advantage ... hehe.

So come on ... don't you be shy ...

:rolleyes:

Ok I'll not be too graphic....

Errrrm

*kissing ever so gently, then with a bit of tongue, getting more passionate.... ;)

*Kisses on the neck and gentle nibbles at the bottom of the ear lobe.... ;)

*hair stroking, sensually ;)

....and if thats all going well, then hold her close, stroke her bum and she'll be all yours :)

If she's anything like me anyways!

ummmmm....

BRAD PITT!:thumbsup:

OK clever clogs !! ... no more wise crack answers like 'brad pitt' ...

That's a bit RUDE Jamie.
Of Brad Pitt turns people on - then thats their answer to ur question and u can't complain.
Personally - several pints of lager or vodka's n redbull works for me (unless I fall to sleep)!!!!!
HA HA

A man who makes you laugh so much (not AT him of course) that you think you might wet yourself :clap:

Well you already know some of my bizzare tastes such as men who aint afraid to wear eyeliner....: P

...but the hidden romantic in me screams

being held by someone you really fancy, their hand on your waist, skin against skin, warm breath on your neck as they move their hand up into your hair and as your lips touch, your bodies melt together......:blush:

Im gonna go lie down in a dark room now....people are gonna think Im some closet Mills and Boon freak :wink"

Originally posted by caprice

....and if thats all going well, then hold her close, stoke her bum and she'll be all yours :)


Jamie just to tell you i don't like my bum stoking. :D :D :D

Originally posted by hiyabeing
That's a bit RUDE Jamie.
Of Brad Pitt turns people on - then thats their answer to ur question and u can't complain.
Personally - several pints of lager or vodka's n redbull works for me (unless I fall to sleep)!!!!!
HA HA

Nothing wrong with the Brad Pitt answer there HiyaBeing ... aside from being on the short side (the answer, not mr Pitt).

A little more elaboration would have been nice ...

i.e. What is it about him that floats your boat ?

I didn't say that Brad Pitt was my answer - just that he might be other peoles - personally i'm more of a brendan frazer / john Cusack girl.
Brendan - coz he's so gaddamn sexy (California Man style) and John Cusack also coz he's so goddamn sexy (but in a more geeky boy next door way).
And there's probably more.. but I can never remember more than 2 things at once!!!
:thumbsup:

Originally posted by caprice
:
....and if thats all going well, then hold her close, stoke her bum and she'll be all yours :)

If she's anything like me anyways!

Caprice - as fuzzy says - its rather rude to be talking about getting your bum stoked!!!! If that's what does it for u - I'm not sure that we all need to know about it!!!!!!!!!

No ... that's perfectly fine Caprice ... you ignore them hunni !!

:)

hehe ... mental note to self ... 'stoke girls bums' ...

Originally posted by caprice
:rolleyes:

Ok I'll not be too graphic....

Errrrm

*kissing ever so gently, then with a bit of tongue, getting more passionate.... ;)

*Kisses on the neck and gentle nibbles at the bottom of the ear lobe.... ;)

*hair stroking, sensually ;)

....and if thats all going well, then hold her close, stoke her bum and she'll be all yours :)

If she's anything like me anyways!
Caprice's top tip on how to turn on... well Caprice :D

Just one last question Caprice... when you like it being 'stoked' do you mean like a fire? :D

A good massage - All over!
I like having my feet done the most.

Oh and Brad Pitt ;)

This is ridiculous.

I offered my tips as Jamie asked for them. Its not anyone elses place to comment on what turns me on! So don't waste your time doing it!

1. kissing my neck
2. kissing just below my belly button (not tht far down!!!)
3. stoking my hair (sometimes) (but as ma current bf has longer hair than i do works both ways!)

cant think wot else rite now!

Originally posted by Jamie
hehe ... mental not to self 'stoke girls bums' ...

even if they dont like it you get summat dont you???

Fletch

Originally posted by caprice
This is ridiculous.

I offered my tips as Jamie asked for them. Its not anyone elses place to comment on what turns me on! So don't waste your time doing it!

Take it easy Caprice. Read what you wrote again. Did you really mean 'stoked' or did you really mean stroked?

Nomme

Bless you Caprice ...

Come on people ... stop beating up on Caprice !! ... OK so some typo's are more funny that others ... and that one was pure class !!

I am sure we can all see the funny side here and 'put it behind us' !!

:shocked:

A man that is funny and loving, gentle and passionate, a bit wild sometimes.
Usually like dark men, blondes have never really been my type but there are exceptions, and nice eyes do it all, oh and bums.
And a scottish accent (not too broad) works wonders (most of the time).

If you touch me in just the right place you have me but you have to know where that is (and it is not anywhere rude).

Sean Connery, George Clooney, and Aragon as Aragon all do it for me.

I may come back and add to this later.

Hands and lips are the key...being touched sensually from one's lips down to their thighs and having certain erogenous spots licked...phhwoar

Robbie Williams with his cheeky smile.

And a guy has to smell nice too.

Then why are you with nomme fuzzy???? :wink:

pls dont take me off!!! :smile:

Fletch

Uh Uh Uh ... go Fletch go !!!

The words .. 'ice' 'skating' 'on' and 'thin' .. come to mind.

You did really want that X-Box for christmas did you Fletch !?

Okay, the time has come to be deathly honest

I can sense you really want to know

What really does it for me, and at least half of my girl friends would be.....

are you ready guys?

David Attenborough hands

and if you have to ask then you obviously havent got them

(but I can, as it happens, think of at least three forum members who would probably qualify, from memory)

xxxxxx

Long hair does it for me.....ooohh girls take a look at this and drool: http://www.geocities.com/joeelliottcollection/Joe_X172.jpg
also green or blue eyes, 5'11-6'3"tall, sheffield men, men who are caring, thoughtful, generous, loving, guys that look like Christian Bale, Jon Bon Jovi, William Baldwin *oooohhh* guys if u have some or all of these attributes you can't go wrong....

Johnny Wilkinson does slip through my blonde man net. But he has the build i like and is shy and quite but i bet if you get him on his own he's a bit different.
Bet he smell gorgeous but not right after a game though, would wash his back though.

Johnny Depp in Pirates of the Carribean... MMMMMM! Like Mosherchik said, guys in eyeliner but they have to be manly enough to carry the eyeliner off... see Johnny! Indie guys definetely but not the ones that straighten their hair with ceramic staighteners... that takes it too far! x B x

Originally posted by starchild
Long hair does it for me.....ooohh girls take a look at this and drool: http://www.geocities.com/joeelliottcollection/Joe_X172.jpg


if u think he has got long hair u should see my boyf darlin!!!

That guy is minging! eugh.

Originally posted by hopeless_BS
That guy is minging! eugh.

As if!! Not sure if it gets any more gorgeous than Joe Elliot..phwoar

No Johnny Depp though is he really.

Hhmmm...
I like...lovely strong big hands, and a lovely strong body.
Someone ever so slightly 'mad, bad and dangerous to know' is a real turn-on
And when they just watch you with their gorgeous eyes, all serious and just desperate to get their hands on you, that melts me right down to my socks ;)

Yummy. Where's that man of mine....8)

Cosy:P

Think Cosy got it quite right, hands. Yep they give you ideas about a man. Lets you think about what they may do to you with them. Interesting.
And you sometimes tell what kind of job they do and check if they are married at the same time ;)

i like presents - expensive presents

So Jamie have you been trying out these tips?:D

Originally posted by fuzzy
Think Cosy got it quite right, hands. Yep they give you ideas about a man. Lets you think about what they may do to you with them. Interesting.
And you sometimes tell what kind of job they do and check if they are married at the same time ;)

I have a fair few scars/cuts/bruises on my hands and knuckles.. hope that wouldn't tell you that I'm a woman-beater, because I'm not!

Originally posted by fuzzy
Johnny Wilkinson does slip through my blonde man net. But he has the build i like and is shy and quite but i bet if you get him on his own he's a bit different.
Bet he smell gorgeous but not right after a game though, would wash his back though.

What do u mean fuzzy ... 'blonde men net' ... wot's wrong with blonde men ... did u know blonde men are better in bed !?

Originally posted by fuzzy
So Jamie have you been trying out these tips?:D

Yes fuzzy ... I have been making notes and ruthlessly trying out all these tips on every woman that crosses my path ... woo hoo !!

Didn't see you at salsa hun ... hope you have a doctors note or a very good excuse or something ...

Jamie the champion ass shaker!
would be enough to make any hot blooded female swoon :wink: xxx

Sorry Jamie, i don't normally do blondes but the ones i have don't live up to your promises hun. I think you fib to me.

Salsa, it's that Gillie that keeps not being able to do, and not brave enough to come on my own with you, rtapper and Martin, i mean what would i do. She promises next week.

Glad the tips are working for you.

And GazB as long as you haven't got dirty nails, really horrid.

Originally posted by Jamie
Yes fuzzy ... I have been making notes and ruthlessly trying out all these tips on every woman that crosses my path ... woo hoo !!
Yes... and there's an article in the paper about a dear old granny who nearly had a stroke as a result...

She's quoted as saying that she'd have died smiling though :D

fuzzy- If I was trying to impress you I'd say I clip them.. but to be honest I bite the buggers, I can't help it! Clean though :)

Originally posted by Martin_s
Yes... and there's an article in the paper about a dear old granny who nearly had a stroke as a result...

She's quoted as saying that she'd have died smiling though :D


Heh...you can talk Martin...remember last year when you were auctioning off vouchers?:loopy: Rumour has it some of them were found on a tram at Cricket Inn Rd, a charity shop in Gleadless and a market stall at the Moor. Explain that one to us why don't you :thumbsup:

Originally posted by starchild
Heh...you can talk Martin...remember last year when you were auctioning off vouchers?:loopy: Rumour has it some of them were found on a tram at Cricket Inn Rd, a charity shop in Gleadless and a market stall at the Moor. Explain that one to us why don't you :thumbsup:
As I explained the court of enquiry on that one, it was actually Jamie who won them and who decided he'd rather auction them off in the mistaken belief they might actually be worth something...

I believe this also deals with one of your other somewhat dubious fantasies that myself and Jamie have something going on.. :P

The counsel for the defence rests m'lud... :D

Heh...where did that come from...you have a strange mind Martin:)

Bitten nails almost as bad as dirty ones.

Originally posted by fuzzy
Bitten nails almost as bad as dirty ones.
Shucks... that's me out :D

Originally posted by Martin_s
Shucks... that's me out :D

Me too.

Hang about. Oh F...........

Nomme

Men with hairy chests...ick

The snail trail thing is cute though:thumbsup:

Snail trail? ....
Maybe i'm just gettin old.

Originally posted by fuzzy
Snail trail? ....
Maybe i'm just gettin old.

:lol: I was thinking I was too young. Glad I'm not the only one to not know what the HELL she's on about.

Err, to be honest I don't know what she means either?!!! Could she possibly mean a light covering of hair, going down towards the navel? If so, then they are well cool! :thumbsup:

Originally posted by caprice
Err, to be honest I don't know what she means either?!!! Could she possibly mean a light covering of hair, going down towards the navel? If so, then they are well cool! :thumbsup:
That's the one Caprice :)

Originally posted by Martin_s
That's the one Caprice :)


You sound an expert in the field Martin....

Originally posted by t020
You sound an expert in the field Martin....
Spent over 3 years in a uni campus where the guys were ratio'd 1:30 women...

You learn a thing or two in an environment like that...
... like when to stay hidden during any given month ;)

Originally posted by hiyabeing
I didn't say that Brad Pitt was my answer - just that he might be other peoles - personally i'm more of a brendan frazer / john Cusack girl.
Brendan - coz he's so gaddamn sexy (California Man style) and John Cusack also coz he's so goddamn sexy (but in a more geeky boy next door way).
And there's probably more.. but I can never remember more than 2 things at once!!!
:thumbsup:

john cusack.... coooorrrr. he gets my vote every time. wot about men in uniform??? NICE!!!!!!!

Originally posted by starchild
Long hair does it for me.....ooohh girls take a look at this and drool: http://www.geocities.com/joeelliottcollection/Joe_X172.jpg
also green or blue eyes, 5'11-6'3"tall, sheffield men, men who are caring, thoughtful, generous, loving, guys that look like Christian Bale, Jon Bon Jovi, William Baldwin *oooohhh* guys if u have some or all of these attributes you can't go wrong....

joes nice but rick is the best looking. bet this lot r thinking... wots she on about lol

Snail trail?

It's a "crab ladder" or, alternatively, a "**** tache" to me.

This thread is embarrassing.

Originally posted by debbie
joes nice but rick is the best looking. bet this lot r thinking... wots she on about lol

Rick (Savage) is the best looking his long blonde hair makes me drool...but were you on about Rick Allen? Nice lad but he smudged his own signature on my owl...mmm...Leppard :D

And yeah, a snail trail is the little tuft of hair below the belly button...thanks to the lad who turned the thought of something nice into somethin incredibly foul (see above.):rolleyes: