Well party season is upon us and so I am prompted to ask you all : "What unusual abilities or party tricks can you perform?"

I can do the following:


Down a pint of beer at an alarming speed. Well faster than most people at least.

Open beer bottles using just a disposable lighter. OK, not so much of a party trick as a useful life skill, still it goes down well at parties when no one can find the bottle opener.

Make a rizla paper spin on the end of my finger like a propeller. A totally useless skill.


So, forumers - what can you do?

Nomme

Throw people out of Fire Exits - Head First :D

I can do a Shaggy (voice) and Orvil (Voice) impression.

Card Tricks... that's about it!

Oh, I can wiggle my ears!

Neck five bottles of any alcopop in under 40 seconds (nomme and hiyabeing have seen the technique i belive!)

Make a small packet of rizla into one enourmous single rizla

I can do Nomme's lighter/bottle trick too...

erm... that's it! Boring really, although after number 2 no-one seems to care, normally!!! :rolleyes:

I can touch my nose with my tongue.

I can put my hair over someone elses head to make them look like they have long hair. Works best on bald men.

I keep the beer coming at super prices.....;)

Originally posted by Classic Rock

I can put my hair over someone elses head to make them look like they have long hair. Works best on bald men.

Oooooh I bet you can do a good "Cousin IT" impression (from the Adams Family).

Flick your hair down to cover your face and then put on a pair of glasses. Easy and always good for a laugh.

Nomme

I can make the Vulcan sign with my fingers and also an inverted one (middle fingers together, little finger & index finger apart), swapping them over in quick succession.

I can burp long and VERY loud, echoing a long way.......although this is only funny if there are no ladies present and everyone is drunk.

Nomme, I DESPERATELY need to find out how you do your rizla trick! PM me if you don't want it widely received, but its just the thing for Jan 1, mushrooms and major league annoyance of my mates.

Well I can do the lighter trick as above - works with mobile phones too :)

I can empty any bottle in a second or so - usually ends up everywhere apart from down my throat though.

I can stick my ear lobe to my head using suction! Probably screws my ear drum up though.

I can make many weird and wonderful designs with Rizla, all end the same way though, smoked.

Pretty flexible, can get my arms and legs in strange places.

I can wiggle my foot and make my neck and shoulder crack - not so much a trick as disturbing.

I can do cousin IT.
And make my hair into some 19th Century old lady style.
I can also do very loud burping like you Pauly (however I'm not a patch on my dad).
:cool:

I can open a botle of wine with a towel!

(Doesn't work if you are really thirsty, or if you like wine which has been carefully stored to maintain it's optimum condition!)

I can juggle, and at one time I had some fire clubs, great trick for barby's.

Originally posted by mikey
I can juggle, and at one time I had some fire clubs, great trick for barby's.

Oh yeah - I can juggle to. Can't do clubs though. I'm pretty nifty with a devil stick too.

Nomme

I can do a trick with a bottle!....

....apparantly its quite disturbing

those who are familiar with the works of Linda Lovelace and a suitably dirty mind can probly work out what the trick involves.

The trick is not to choke on it otherwise you'd look very silly indeed :rolleyes:

Ah yeh, if we're talkin about circus-style stuff then I have a Diabolo that I can do a few nifty things with. :)

I usually sing, but they pay me not to these days.

I can turn my eyelids inside out, its pretty gross ;)

I guess my party's trick was winning the second term

and now my party's next trick will be winning the third term

You can despise my party all you like, but you cant argue with two massive landslide victories (a point of fact) voted for by people just like you

Call it a trick if you like but it was a hell of a good one if so it was

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I can juggle 3 balls without dropping them :P well most of the time i can:D