Just found part of the fabulous Crookes Shroud with an eerie picture of cheeses of Threshers on it. It was discovered after millennia under the Rosetta Throne... the chair next to stinky sofa in alco area 51 and a half HQ. Decyphering it is very difficult but one of the three silly men appears to have bought a can of Fray Bentos steak and kidney pie with him, adorned with a gift voucher... any one know what the other two bought?:huh:

Just found part of the fabulous Crookes Shroud with an eerie picture of cheeses of Threshers on it. It was discovered after millennia under the Rosetta Throne... the chair next to stinky sofa in alco area 51 and a half HQ. Decyphering it is very difficult but one of the three silly men appears to have bought a can of Fray Bentos steak and kidney pie with him, adorned with a gift voucher... any one know what the other two bought?:huh:

Yes of course. A bottle of Henderson's in a bucket of ice for Mary and a pair of trousers with a ferret inside for Joe

Yes of course. A bottle of Henderson's in a bucket of ice for Mary and a pair of trousers with a ferret inside for Joe

I don't know about the Hendo's MBO. I thought that the three silly men came from afar and as I know to my loss Hendos is strictly local to Sheffield. They could have brought some cider for Rosie Mary.

I don't know about the Hendo's MBO. I thought that the three silly men came from afar and as I know to my loss Hendos is strictly local to Sheffield. They could have brought some cider for Rosie Mary.

Actually Chmay 'twas a miracle! Anyway they only came from afar as Rotherham. Did you never learn the song at school?
(Actually I just made it up specially for you)

We three things of Rotherham are
Drank John Smiths in an Attercliffe bar
Peed an amount in
Barkers Pool fountain
It's all in the Sheffield Star
:D

Actually Chmay 'twas a miracle! Anyway they only came from afar as Rotherham. Did you never learn the song at school?
(Actually I just made it up specially for you)

We three things of Rotherham are
Drank John Smiths in an Attercliffe bar
Peed an amount in
Barkers Pool fountain
It's all in the Sheffield Star
:D

There nearest song I knew was the more innocent version

We 3 kings of Orientar
One in a taxi
One in a car
One on a scooter
Blowing his hooter
wanderin near and far

I didn't know there were any wise men in Rotherham. I thought they'd all left. :hihi:

There nearest song I knew was the more innocent version

We 3 kings of Orientar
One in a taxi
One in a car
One on a scooter
Blowing his hooter
wanderin near and far

I didn't know there were any wise men in Rotherham. I thought they'd all left. :hihi:

Correct and they took the virgin with 'em:D

Correct and they took the virgin with 'em:D

Did she dump them when they reached area 51 and a half?

Did she dump them when they reached area 51 and a half?

I'm afraid you have lost me there Chimay:huh:

I'm afraid you have lost me there Chimay:huh:

That's where Alcoblog says he lives :hihi:

That's where Alcoblog says he lives :hihi:

Oddly enough I live in Section 52 (Petaling Jaya) whch is the same as 51.5 if you round it up !!

Oddly enough I live in Section 52 (Petaling Jaya) whch is the same as 51.5 if you round it up !!

I'm not sectioned yet! Silly person! :hihi:

I went to Tesco on Infirmary road today, and the Fray Bentos tins caught my eye, I wondered if alcoblog was nearby? An unsettling thought.

I'm not sectioned yet! Silly person! :hihi:

It's only a matter of time...........................:)