"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you started"...
So i looked around the house to see all the things id started and hadnt finished....and before coming to work this morning i have finished off a bottle of bacardi, 1/2 bottle of red wine, a small box of chocs, 3 shots of tequila, can of cider, a large spliff and some cheese triangles
Internetowl
08-08-2005, 14:11
cheese traingles ....... urmmmmm!
yum yum
miniminch
08-08-2005, 14:14
Originally posted by willman
"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you started"...
So i looked around the house to see all the things id started and hadnt finished....and before coming to work this morning i have finished off a bottle of bacardi, 1/2 bottle of red wine, a small box of chocs, 3 shots of tequila, can of cider, a large spliff and some cheese triangles and are you at peace my child! I have inner peace unfortunately it is always tempered by outer turmoil!
Well I suppose its better than the hangover :hihi: :suspect:
The only time you can forget about everything and have complete inner peace (in my opinion) is the point of orgasm.
So, have more sex.
DragonofAna
08-08-2005, 19:08
Will someone tell me - an inner piece of what? If its cake - the inner pieces are okay but the icing is around the outside. ;)
Sorry - inner peace - something achieved at the point of death.
Sex? That does not cause inner peace does it? Have I been doing it wrong. That just makes me go Ooooooooo-aaaaaaaah!
Then sleep.
Dragon
Internetowl
08-08-2005, 19:14
and everyone else gets peace ;)
Originally posted by willman
"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you started"...
So i looked around the house to see all the things id started and hadnt finished....and before coming to work this morning i have finished off a bottle of bacardi, 1/2 bottle of red wine, a small box of chocs, 3 shots of tequila, can of cider, a large spliff and some cheese triangles
According to your definition I will never experience inner peace in this lifetime and goodness only knows where I'd end up.
Internetowl
08-08-2005, 19:19
McMosque Takeout Bar - ordering a Big M with extra fries
DragonofAna
08-08-2005, 19:34
Originally posted by Internetowl
and everyone else gets peace ;)
Cheers for that mate. When did you say you was due for that telegram from the queen?
Anyhow - when I am asleep I snore so unless you plug your ears up or live in a different country - no rest for the wicked eh internetowl?
Dragon
Internetowl
08-08-2005, 19:48
I'm immortal....I will live and haunt this board for ever - well until I get banned but I'll be back......
roughy101
08-08-2005, 21:03
Originally posted by willman
"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you started"...
So i looked around the house to see all the things id started and hadnt finished....and before coming to work this morning i have finished off a bottle of bacardi, 1/2 bottle of red wine, a small box of chocs, 3 shots of tequila, can of cider, a large spliff and some cheese triangles I AM GLAD YOU DIDNT DO MY WILL THIS MORNING.