View Full Version : So you think you are having a bad day well this Yanks had two bad ones


owdlad
07-08-2005, 14:37
BRENTWOOD, NH - The "family jewels" of one Brentwood man recently were locked up for two weeks - literally.

On Saturday, July 30, at about 3:40 a.m., Brentwood police assisted ambulance and rescue personnel with a 39-year-old man with a padlock on his testicles.

According to police, the man, who police are not identifying, was intoxicated when they arrived on scene.

The man reported that the padlock had been on his testicles for two weeks. Cpl. H.D. Wood IV said the man reported that a friend put the lock on his testicles. He was allegedly severely intoxicated and passed out. He told police that when he woke up the padlock was placed around top his scrotum and his friend was gone.

"Never in my 13 years have I seen anything like this," Wood said.

The man reported to police that he allegedly attempted to remove the padlock with a hacksaw after the key broke off inside the lock.

He was taken to Exeter Hospital, where a locksmith was called to remove the lock.

The hospital reported that the man was treated and released without sustaining lasting injury.

The Brentwood Fire Department would not comment on the incident, citing patient confidentiality.

The motive for the incident is still undetermined, police said.

"At this point we are not sure if it was a prank, or if it was an intentional act, or something done during a sexual act," Wood said.

The incident is under investigation

brooksy
07-08-2005, 14:39
Good one owdlad, il have to watch the wife when ive had a good drink:heyhey:

Fareast
07-08-2005, 14:59
Brooksy ,

Don't worry . The report's not true ------just a load of balls in fact .

pattricia
07-08-2005, 22:04
Could have been a Stag Night Prank !

Deavon
07-08-2005, 22:11
Two weeks?

Two weeks?????

Why the wait? Was he living in hope that his "friend" would return with the keys? Did he go out during this time? Imagine explaining that one at the urinals of your local!

Chicago
08-08-2005, 02:26
That would have to hurt!

Splodge_CRB
08-08-2005, 11:11
This could become a fashion statement right up there with the 'Prince Albert'

It would need a name though.....

I suggest the 'Charles Peace' also known as Charlie piece...er...Peace!

:rolleyes:

Bully_Beef
08-08-2005, 11:41
Originally posted by owdlad

"Never in my 13 years have I seen anything like this," Wood said.



What I want to know is why the American police are employing 13-year-olds on the force!? No wonder such messed up things are going on.....

Duffer
08-08-2005, 15:12
It might be the male version of a chastity belt :confused:

owdlad
08-08-2005, 15:15
Originally posted by Duffer
It might be the male version of a chastity belt :confused:

Do you mean a bit like a Crock Lock :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:

Hels
08-08-2005, 15:26
Is it safe to assume that during the two weeks of being 'locked up' this guy didn't have any errrmmm friendly company ???

Explain that one to the mrs ... (or mr)....

Splodge_CRB
08-08-2005, 15:38
Originally posted by Hels
Is it safe to assume that during the two weeks of being 'locked up' this guy didn't have any errrmmm friendly company ???

Explain that one to the mrs ... (or mr)....


'You're not coming anywhere near me with that thing......not til you've warmed it up first'!