Been out to the local butchers and bought some links of sausages. He always wraps everything in paper and on my way home the heavens opened and I got drowned..

..but..

my sausages were getting all soggy so I put them inside my coat and thats where the trouble started as I zipped my coat up, I got one of the links caught in it and I cant seem to get it out as I might pop the sausage and get meat all over my new anorak..


Can anyone give me any advice how to get the sausage out without staining my new anorak ? :huh:

Close your eyes,,, take a deep breath, then RIP the zipper downwards!


Film it on youtube please because Ive never seen it actually done because my sausage was always too small to catch in ....my....

zipper...

You mean REAL sausages, dont you...?



Damn

Close your eyes,,, take a deep breath, then RIP the zipper downwards!


Film it on youtube please because Ive never seen it actually done because my sausage was always too small to catch in ....my....

zipper...

You mean REAL sausages, dont you...?



Damn

It was a nice big succulent Lincolnshire link :huh:

Alas, now, unless someone comes up with an idea to get it out without busting it, I think its gonna be a squeshed sausagemeat sarnie, just dont want it to stain :(

lol... reading the thread title... i had a flash bk of something about mary... lol lol.

cant beat slowly unzipping your zip and out pops a nice thick black pudding

oh ok

*gets coat*

The thread title alone is enough to warrant my first post on this forum... Well done sir :thumbsup:

Made me think of an old Lonnie Donnegan song "Cumberland Gap"

Have you any pics to show us ? :D

Just be thankful it wasn't a saveloy.

Close your eyes,,, take a deep breath, then RIP the zipper downwards!


Film it on youtube please because Ive never seen it actually done because my sausage was always too small to catch in ....my....

zipper...

You mean REAL sausages, dont you...?



Damn

:hihi::hihi:, nice one!!!!!!

Post a link for everyone,giving Jabbers the bruised one.;)

"We got a Bleeder"

I had to cut the end of the sausage to get all the meat out of the skin and then managed to pull the zip down but I now have a stain on my zip and dont know what to do.
It is a dark blue quilted anorak and there is now a whitish stain down the front.
Can anyone give me any advice please ? :help:

Dab it with a bit of Hendersons, that should hide the white stains.

Dab it with a bit of Hendersons, that should hide the white stains.

:huh:
My anorak is dark blue and Hendersons is brown :confused:

Have you tried this Mort, I dont want to spoil it any more than it is, I have only had it a couple of years.

:huh:
My anorak is dark blue and Hendersons is brown :confused:

Have you tried this Mort, I dont want to spoil it any more than it is, I have only had it a couple of years.

I can guarantee the white stains will vanish, however i've never had an anorak, i've heard they're difficult pets to keep.

I can guarantee the white stains will vanish, however i've never had an anorak, i've heard they're difficult pets to keep.

Thats funny mort !:hihi:

I can guarantee the white stains will vanish, however i've never had an anorak, i've heard they're difficult pets to keep.

The diamond quilted ones are fine, I think your getting mixed up with kagools.
They can be very troublesome.

I can guarantee the white stains will vanish, however i've never had an anorak, i've heard they're difficult pets to keep.

Try keeping a parka, they just won't stand still, so you can't park 'em anywhere!

Try keeping a parka, they just won't stand still, so you can't park 'em anywhere!

:hihi::hihi::hihi::hihi::hihi:

While your here Mort, and as you seem very knowledgable in fashion, can you tell me where I can get one of these ( http://www.selectism.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/band-of-outsiders-duffle-coat-02.jpg)
I have had a duffle coat for some years now and apart from having to let the hem on the sleeves down to the last and it been a bit short now, I have lost a button and it just happens to be the one where my belly is so I cant wear it as my t shirt rides up and I get a chill
I look forward to your kind help :D

Is that a woggle? I think you need to ask this chap (http://www.sheffieldforum.co.uk/member.php?u=77647).
Or maybe I'm thinking of something else.
I've not had a duffle coat since I stopped needing to have my gloves on a piece of string.

Is that a woggle? I think you need to ask this chap (http://www.sheffieldforum.co.uk/member.php?u=77647).
Or maybe I'm thinking of something else.
I've not had a duffle coat since I stopped needing to have my gloves on a piece of string.

I think he needs a Toggle.

I think he needs a Toggle.

He needs to be back on his meds imo.

Is that a woggle? I think you need to ask this chap (http://www.sheffieldforum.co.uk/member.php?u=77647).
Or maybe I'm thinking of something else.
I've not had a duffle coat since I stopped needing to have my gloves on a piece of string.

Thanks Mort :thumbsup:

I dont know who he is so when I send him a pm, can I say that you recommended him to me ?

Oh, and I had to extend my string when I let the hems down as every time I put one glove on the other would disappear up the other sleeve :roll:

You two are starting to confuse me now, woggle, toggle, meds....:confused:

You two are starting to confuse me now, woggle, toggle, meds....:confused:

Its a toggle. Get them from Cole Bros.

Thanks Mort :thumbsup:

I dont know who he is so when I send him a pm, can I say that you recommended him to me ?

Oh, and I had to extend my string when I let the hems down as every time I put one glove on the other would disappear up the other sleeve :roll:

I'm sure he'd love to hear from you and of course you can drop me in it say I recommended you contact him.

Do you think you'd have been better sticking with the marmelade sandwiches rather than branching out in charcuterie? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Sausage_making-H-1.jpg) ?

I'm sure he'd love to hear from you and of course you can drop me in it say I recommended you contact him.

Do you think you'd have been better sticking with the marmelade sandwiches rather than branching out in charcuterie? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Sausage_making-H-1.jpg) ?

:wow:

Thats a humdinger of a sausage, and the balls are Bobby Dazzlers ;)

:wow:

Thats a humdinger of a sausage, and the balls are Bobby Dazzlers ;)

You should be glad you didn't get that one caught in your zip.




Wonders who Bobby Dazzler is and more importantly where?

You should be glad you didn't get that one caught in your zip.




Wonders who Bobby Dazzler is and more importantly where?

mort your posts are so witty.:hihi:

Don't, you're making me blush.

Don't, you're making me blush.that'll be the day:roll::)

that'll be the day:roll::)

Who let you out of the cellar? :huh:

Back you go.....:hihi:

Who let you out of the cellar? :huh:

Back you go.....:hihi:i was hiding under your bed all the time, i must say your knickers are like granny pants but they make you look well:)

i was hiding under your bed all the time, i must say your knickers are like granny pants but they make you look well:)

What knickers?

What knickers?:D those massive 1s i saw you wearing:D

:D those massive 1s i saw you wearing:D

You've been under the wrong bed my lad, that was Dozy's unmentionables you've been peeking at. :hihi:

You should be glad you didn't get that one caught in your zip.




Wonders who Bobby Dazzler is and more importantly where?


I have been in touch with old Mr.Woggle
Says he doesnt know where to buy me a toggle
Called me a silly old tup
Said your winding me up
Now the state of my mind is all of a boggle

Your not trying to wind me up are you Mort ? :confused:

I have been in touch with old Mr.Woggle
Says he doesnt know where to buy me a toggle
Called me a silly old tup
Said your winding me up
Now the state of my mind is all of a boggle

Your not trying to wind me up are you Mort ? :confused:

Woggle's a wendy
He knows where to send thee.
I'd never be leery
with you when you're cheery.

Woggle's a wendy
He knows where to send thee.
I'd never be leery
with you when you're cheery.

Your now talking in rhyme :clap: well done Jongo calls :D
Have you now got a poster of Bobby on your walls
I could help you find him
If its love, not a whim
Cause it sounds like you want him, for the size of his balls :nono:

i wonder if shazzas put a cork in jongo's botty:huh: he's gonna need it with all those "funny girls" in the bars at blackpool, iv heard theyre well dodgy:gag:

i wonder if shazzas put a cork in jongo's botty:huh: he's gonna need it with all those "funny girls" in the bars at blackpool, iv heard theyre well dodgy:gag:

Not arf as dodgy as thee :D

says ^^ who will no doubt be visiting some of the "dodgy" bars:gag:

che tmaun......

erm what?:huh:

Close your eyes,,, take a deep breath, then RIP the zipper downwards!


Film it on youtube please because Ive never seen it actually done because my sausage was always too small to catch in ....my....

zipper...

You mean REAL sausages, dont you...?



Damn

LMAO!!!! I have to hand it to you, that sounded quite innocent until the last part! :D :D

I had to cut the end of the sausage to get all the meat out of the skin and then managed to pull the zip down but I now have a stain on my zip and dont know what to do.
It is a dark blue quilted anorak and there is now a whitish stain down the front.
Can anyone give me any advice please ? :help:

Hope you got the stains out - but more to the point how were the sausages? were they worth all the trouble by the time you cooked 'em *giggles*

Hope you got the stains out - but more to the point how were the sausages? were they worth all the trouble by the time you cooked 'em *giggles*

Jongo's sausages are legendary, make from 100% organic stuff and really rather good value.

Jongo's sausages are legendary, make from 100% organic stuff and really rather good value.shurrup teacake he cant make them out of cider alone