Is it just me, or is Minty from Eastenders lovely? Not sure if it's because he plays a nice character, but I'm liking him lots.

Odd really 'cos he's not my 'type', but he's very cute for a podgy oldster! :heyhey:

I'm not gay or owt, but I can see why he'd be considered attractive.

My mum said that I remind her a bit of Minty.

He has a lovely smile and a kind face.

Bit plump for my taste though.

<< Looks at Sidla with new eyes! :heyhey:

<< Looks at Sidla with new eyes!

They'll have to be big fat wide bulbous froggy eyes if he looks like Minty.

It takes all sorts, Kristian. But my twopenneth is that you should seek psychiatric counselling. Or a good optician. Hope that helps. :|

Do you think you're Big Mo or something Kristian?

:gag:

Mo Blummin' Harris indeed! :| I have been mistaken for Letitia Dean on occasion though... ;)

Much as I'm dying to take the mickey out of you for this one, Kristian, I can actually see where you're coming from. But I agree, it is only cos he's a "nice" bloke.

Originally posted by BoroughGal
Much as I'm dying to take the mickey out of you for this one, Kristian, I can actually see where you're coming from. But I agree, it is only cos he's a "nice" bloke.

Take the mickey of me? You? :o :hihi:

I'm surprised you didn't tell the forum I've been known to be a chubby chaser in my time... Oops! :blush:

:) i had to double take when i watched val kilmer in the saint and a waiter walked upto the table.....

and with a full head of hair took their order...

MINTY!!! pre-baldy! ... well spotted mtheo :)

Minty also plays a pub barman in From Hell with Johnny Depp.

I shudder with self loathing that I actually know what's going on in Eastenders but.......... Do you think his heightened attractiveness is linked to the fact that the character is now becoming more sexually active and a bit more cuddly rather than when he was portrayed as the dodgy part time henchman/stalker of Sam and his profile in the soap has been raised after some judicious tweaking to his character traits?

Am I reading far too much in to this?

sex and Minty in the same sentence ... eurggghhhh Swan - you've put me orf me brekfust now ...

Kristian, you're starting to worry me again .... :D

Could've been infinitely worse Ruby ...... I could have included Pat Butcher in the scenario :D

OMG Please don't put such images in my head :gag:

my mate thinks he is in a daddy bear kind of way


:loopy:

He does look ok in this picture.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/eastenders/coolstuff/download/wallpaper/wallpaper_content/1024/minty.jpg

Don't worry Kristian you are just entering the "lovable rogue" phase, soon to be followed by your "cuddly daddy bear" phase.

You know, on that photo, he looks clean, well presented, nice white teeth.... what more could a girl ask for?

he looks like he's just murdered an entire family with his spanner mwah ah ah ah !!!!!

(and he's hiding their heads behind his back)

Originally posted by BoroughGal
You know, on that photo, he looks clean, well presented, nice white teeth.... what more could a girl ask for?

I would still rather not. :(

This poll just made me think actually, my friend fancies David Brent (as opposed to Ricky Gervais?!). Maybe she would indeed want a bit of Minty then too.

Originally posted by sugarnspice
I would still rather not. :(

Not even for a quick knee-trembler ?
You wouldn't have to wake up with him (which might be quite traumatic).

Originally posted by nick2
Not even for a quick knee-trembler ?
You wouldn't have to wake up with him (which might be quite traumatic).

Lol. No especially not for a quick knee trembler & I doubt that the likes of Minty could really get me there. :suspect:

Yeah, but that stubbly beard....?

Originally posted by BoroughGal
Yeah, but that stubbly beard....?

Lol. Well, won't I be having some interesting dreams tonight? Cheers guys! :rolleyes:

Originally posted by BoroughGal
Yeah, but that stubbly beard....?

and the rash next morning :)

No pain, no gain......?

Originally posted by BoroughGal
No pain, no gain......?


There would be all pain, no gain I am quite certain now.

What you need, my dear Sugarnspice, is a more elegant, sophisticated and sexually-confident man. Minty is a barrowboy, whose idea of foreplay would be to remove his vest. What a pity it is that I, a recognised 'expert lover' throughout fashionable Europe, am unavailable due to marital ties. Still , allow me, dear lady, to send you several 'cyber' kisses- XXX.

Originally posted by timo
What you need, my dear Sugarnspice, is a more elegant, sophisticated and sexually-confident man. Minty is a barrowboy, whose idea of foreplay would be to remove his vest. What a pity it is that I, a recognised 'expert lover' throughout fashionable Europe, am unavailable due to marital ties. Still , allow me, dear lady, to send you several 'cyber' kisses- XXX.


Dearest sweetest Timo, I thank you for your comments, though grimmaced somewhat at even the notion of the said Minty removing his vest. It is bound to be a grubby grey stinky thing with old sweat patches I feel.

Mrs. Timo is indeed a lucky lady to reside with such a sensual expert as your good self. Though I shall accept your several cheeky cyber kisses with thanks & will send some back your way.

:thumbsup:

If there's one Eastenders character I wouldn't kick out, it'd have to be Little Mo.. She's a babe! Extremely beautiful, well fit and a bit shy and timid like me...

I used to fancy Martine McCutcheon as well (used to be Tiffany Mitchell) till I found out she has the singing skills of a diseased Canary on heat... :gag:

Originally posted by Rich
If there's one Eastenders character I wouldn't kick out, it'd have to be Little Mo.. She's a babe! Extremely beautiful, well fit and a bit shy and timid like me...

I used to fancy Martine McCutcheon as well (used to be Tiffany Mitchell) till I found out she has the singing skills of a diseased Canary on heat... :gag:

Tee hee! Good comparison there Rich. :D

I just don't think anyone is attractive on Eastenders. I have filthy dreams about a Hollyoaks fella I confess... :blush:

mmm the scruffy moon brother who dated sam. dont think he likes girls in real life thou, not that that stops me mmmmmming! and does anyone think that girl whos run away is pretty? i can see her in a few years in one of the rude boys mags! shame really, but i bet it happens

Originally posted by nick2
He does look ok in this picture.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/eastenders/coolstuff/download/wallpaper/wallpaper_content/1024/minty.jpg

Don't worry Kristian you are just entering the "lovable rogue" phase, soon to be followed by your "cuddly daddy bear" phase.


Ooh Nick, thanks for digging that picture out. Me likey! :D

Originally posted by Kristian
Ooh Nick, thanks for digging that picture out. Me likey! :D

Tu rêve! (http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y28/cgksheff/Sheffield%20Forum/mintykristian.jpg) :D

Originally posted by cgksheff
Tu rêve! (http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y28/cgksheff/Sheffield%20Forum/mintykristian.jpg) :D

That is fantastic!

< Rushes off to print and place framed copy on bedside table! ;)

Whos that with minty then????:heyhey: :heyhey:

Originally posted by brooksy
Whos that with minty then????:heyhey: :heyhey:

Could be Kristian but it also looks a little like Gaz out of Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps, aka Will Mellor.

S--- ithought kristian was a women, have to watch the tone of my comments in future?:hihi: :hihi:

Originally posted by brooksy
S--- ithought kristian was a women, have to watch the tone of my comments in future?:hihi: :hihi:

It's a common misconception on here; I think the goatee gives it away though in real life! ;)

Originally posted by Rich
Could be Kristian but it also looks a little like Gaz out of Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps, aka Will Mellor.

Will Mellor? (http://www.spunkys.curvedspaces.com/Superstars/will/images/9william.jpg) Flattered I am, although I reckon most of the forummers would disagree with you!

Originally posted by Kristian
Take the mickey of me? You? :o :hihi:

I'm surprised you didn't tell the forum I've been known to be a chubby chaser in my time... Oops! :blush:

<<Maddy stores all this useful information about Kristian away for use at a later date :D

Originally posted by cgksheff
Tu rêve! (http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y28/cgksheff/Sheffield%20Forum/mintykristian.jpg) :D

PMSL :D
Can I have one of me and Minty too please lol, in fact I have a list of men you could insert me next too .........

(no insertion jokes now please)

Minty attractive? Can't see it myself.

Go fetch the pies while i throw my razor away.....

Oooohh Minty and Kristian, what a loverly couple !!!

Minty is getting better looking (or i'm getting short sighted) he's got such a lovely smile ... and sparkly eyes ...

Minty is getting better looking (or i'm getting short sighted) he's got such a lovely smile ... and sparkly eyes ...

Shouldn't that be a 'lavverleeeeee smoyal'?

Originally posted by Hels
Oooohh Minty and Kristian, what a loverly couple !!!

Minty is getting better looking (or i'm getting short sighted) he's got such a lovely smile ... and sparkly eyes ...

... and I bet he wouldn't make me help with decorating or expect me to know how to do DIY. After all, that's what a perfect boyfriend should be about! ;)

K x

Originally posted by Kristian
... and I bet he wouldn't make me help with decorating or expect me to know how to do DIY. After all, that's what a perfect boyfriend should be about! ;)

K x

And he did get dumped this eveing so hes free, vunrable and on the re bound......

< Gets coat and heads for Walford!

Originally posted by Kristian
< Gets coat and heads for Walford!

PMSL! :lol:

You DO know Walford doesn't actually exist in East London right? :rolleyes:

Originally posted by Kristian
< Gets coat and heads for Walford!

I'll explain where you are tomorrow then :-)

Originally posted by Maddy
I'll explain where you are tomorrow then :-)

Oooh, the peril of having a team-mate on the boards! :D I actually feel a cough coming on for the record.... ;)

K x

Originally posted by Kristian
Oooh, the peril of having a team-mate on the boards! :D I actually feel a cough coming on for the record.... ;)

K x

Don't need to lay in your excuses with me - I wasn't in today myself *cough sniff general patheticness*

Anyway back to Minty. He is strangley attractive in a I would like him as a mate but couldn't imagine doing the horizontal tango with him......