View Full Version : I want a tache - you decide!
Agent Orange 03-11-2009, 19:36 I am contemplating growing a tache for an up and coming event and was wondering what style to go with. I am not too familiar with growing taches. Well, the ones I have grown to date have looked more like a dead shrew than anything. So, I need some expertise advise on the matter.
I have given some examples below of classic and not so classic taches of the day. So, either refer to my selection or please give me some further guidance.
a (http://outlandinstitute.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/magnum.jpg)
b (http://www2.cddc.vt.edu/marxists/espanol/stalin/stalin-gde.jpg)
c (http://www.freddie-mercury.com/mercury.jpg)
d (http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_K5ls3SJu5Qo/SZhqq3yfvjI/AAAAAAAAAM4/kQUA5qyIdPo/s400/mostOversexedMusicians_LemmyKilmister_l1.jpg)
e (http://img269.imageshack.us/i/thegerrardtache.jpg/)
f (http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/06/24/article-1028961-01CF6FCB000004B0-32_233x423.jpg)
g (http://socialrecovery.com/files/2009/09/Burt-Reynolds.jpg)
h (http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/06/12/article-1025964-0195135700000578-908_233x423.jpg)
i (http://plumberplace.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/image_70.jpg )
j (http://abigailedge.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/mugabe.jpg)
Thanking you in advance :)
*Peaches* 03-11-2009, 19:39 I most definately think this one http://media.canada.com/canwest/90/moustache_competition090107.jpg
Why not just buy one (http://www.made-in-england.org/images/moustaches_and_beards.jpg)?
*Peaches* 03-11-2009, 19:41 Actually I take that back, this is the mother of all Tache's
http://www.hipstersuck.com/pictures/epic_hipster_moustache.jpeg
Go for it, it is Movember after all http://www.movember.com/
Agent Orange 03-11-2009, 19:48 I most definately think this one http://media.canada.com/canwest/90/moustache_competition090107.jpg
He looks like he has had an accident with a candy floss machine. No thanks.
Why not just buy one (http://www.made-in-england.org/images/moustaches_and_beards.jpg)?
Erm, something rather seedy about some of those examples. I will look like a 70s throwback.
Actually I take that back, this is the mother of all Tache's
http://www.hipstersuck.com/pictures/epic_hipster_moustache.jpeg
Nice :D Shame I don't have the chest hair to carry this one through.
Go for it, it is Movember after all http://www.movember.com/
I knew there was another reason to grow some facial hair. I am not lazy, honest.
muchtoofair 03-11-2009, 20:01 The success of a tache is in the general confidence you have in your own libido.Practice raising your eyebrows and then coyly confide in your friends that you are concerned for the safety of any prospective lover as your appendage is twice the size of an enormous fresh water salmon,soon you'll be able to wear any tache with the absolute ease of Burt Reynolds and your face will assume a handsome and confident characteristic,far beyond your natural charisma.....
...Either that or you'll look like Baden Powell.:hihi:
You coud go a little further (http://beaut.ie/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/tache.jpg).
Or far too far (http://www.youtube.com/user/officialeels?blend=1&ob=4#p/u/1/Zf8Er5hWk80)
Agent Orange 03-11-2009, 20:22 I'm not bored.... I only want to grow a tache.
jane2008 03-11-2009, 20:51 What is the event AO? are you being Father Christmas?
Agent Orange 03-11-2009, 21:02 What is the event AO? are you being Father Christmas?
I wouldnt want to father christmas. It seems too much of a burden.
jane2008 03-11-2009, 21:06 I wouldnt want to father christmas. It seems too much of a burden.
What is the event then?
It might help us to advise you.
You've forgotten to include some of the finer examples like this (http://s.wsj.net/public/resources/images/OB-AT306_cjhhog_20071030153150.jpg) and this (http://sibyleyes.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/dali-mustache.jpeg). However I think you should go for this (http://www.asianart.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/b-wportrait.jpg)- perfect with a flying helmet and goggles....
Chocks away Ginger.....:hihi::hihi:
Agent Orange 03-11-2009, 21:17 What is the event then?
It might help us to advise you.
Sorry, I was being silly.
It's a beach party. It's not until next year so I have time to perfect the perfect tache.
This (http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/060719/18856__poirot_l.jpg) would suit you, I know as I drew one on you a while ago :D
Granted it might not look as good without Ednak's blue eye shadow or Dozys pink turban, but I still think you should stick with what you know.
Agent Orange 03-11-2009, 21:19 You've forgotten to include some of the finer examples like this (http://s.wsj.net/public/resources/images/OB-AT306_cjhhog_20071030153150.jpg) and this (http://sibyleyes.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/dali-mustache.jpeg). However I think you should go for this (http://www.asianart.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/b-wportrait.jpg)- perfect with a flying helmet and goggles....
Chocks away Ginger.....:hihi::hihi:
The last one is the spitting image of my great grandad.
The last one is the spitting image of my great grandad.
Then you should grow that - a family moustache handed down from generation to generation.
How can you have missed out Merv Hughes (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/daysofhair/merv_hughes.jpg) and Mark 'Chopper' Read (http://app1.chinadaily.com.cn/star/2001/0503/03-20-01.jpg) from your list of potentials?
Sorry to come over all Antipodean on you, but they are worthy potentials in the moustache wars!
How can you have missed out Merv Hughes (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/daysofhair/merv_hughes.jpg) and Mark 'Chopper' Read (http://app1.chinadaily.com.cn/star/2001/0503/03-20-01.jpg) from your list of potentials?
Sorry to come over all Antipodean on you, but they are worthy potentials in the moustache wars!
:shocked: Ye gods Merv Hughes is more orange than Kilroy Silk :o:o and the other one.... well --- what can I say......:love::love:
this (http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_fiU7cwx8i84/SgjLuQFccNI/AAAAAAAAArg/_as48FsTPng/s400/Vincent_Price%2B-%2Bpencil%2Bmoustache.jpg) has to be another obvious choice.
pattricia 03-11-2009, 21:33 I like a tache on a man it tickles me fancy. (I said Fancy!!):rolleyes:
this (http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_fiU7cwx8i84/SgjLuQFccNI/AAAAAAAAArg/_as48FsTPng/s400/Vincent_Price%2B-%2Bpencil%2Bmoustache.jpg) has to be another obvious choice.
Only if he can do the eyebrows right too though.....
Speaking of which he could go for the pair -eyebrow[s] and moustache to match. (http://japextec.co.cc/Images/monobrow6ik.jpg)
evildrneil 04-11-2009, 06:13 Well done for working on a fine and manly lip shrub! Personally I think for you this (http://nude.actors.nu/pictures/989164/terrythomas.jpg) is the look you should go for!
evildrneil 04-11-2009, 06:14 this (http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_fiU7cwx8i84/SgjLuQFccNI/AAAAAAAAArg/_as48FsTPng/s400/Vincent_Price%2B-%2Bpencil%2Bmoustache.jpg) has to be another obvious choice.
I'm working on my movember magnificence - perhaps that's the post chops option I should go for? Though I do feel a resurgence of the chops!
I'm working on my movember magnificence - perhaps that's the post chops option I should go for? Though I do feel a resurgence of the chops!
Don't do it edn!!!
The world is a better place for the lack of your chops!!:hihi:
evildrneil 04-11-2009, 21:08 Don't do it edn!!!
The world is a better place for the lack of your chops!!:hihi:
PAH! HEATHEN :p
But don;t worry - I know you're only jealous :p
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