Another Harlequin meet beckons. Everyone is welcome to this popular event...especially "Newbies."
The Harlequin can be found on Nursery Street next to Aizlewood's Mill. Busses 53/47/48 stop right outside and there is a vast free car park to the side.
Monday night is also CHEAP ale night. Prices range from £1.50 a pint. :D

Looking forward to meeting friends old and new. :banana::banana::banana:

Coming:

Swami Dhyan
Dozy
KTHFB
mojo1
SpiderPete
A surprise guest
Zinger549
mh01

Maybe coming:

*binty*
Agent Orange + Tache
BasilRathbon
Ghozer
foxy lady
foxforcefive
* ash *
millhouses24

Rivelin6 and I will be in Whitby celebrating joint birthdays

Rivelin6 and I will be in Whitby celebrating joint birthdays


(duplicate removed)

did someone mention smoking?:o

Rivelin6 and I will be in Whitby celebrating joint birthdays

I did'nt know either of you smoked to be honest. :D

Happy Birthdays. :)

where exactly is nursery street? can anyone direct me to the harlequin from the manchester?

where exactly is nursery street? can anyone direct me to the harlequin from the manchester?

The Harlequin is the Manchester.

I shall try to attend!

I'll wait to see if anyone interesting is going and make my decision on the night. :P

I shall be putting in an attendance at this one.

I may come if i'm not too tired :) I haven't been to a meet in a VERY long time :blush:

I might come along armed with my new tache.

I might come along armed with my new tache.

Oh dear. Guess you'll be dressed in beige as well then? :D

I'll be there and I'll be more exciteable than usual so consider yourselves warned :D

Oh dear. Guess you'll be dressed in beige as well then? :D

Of course... wouldnt want you feeling left out ;) :D

I might come along armed with my new tache.

is it "Village People" night :banana:

let me check my social calendar ..... I will be there :banana:

I'll be there and I'll be more exciteable than usual so consider yourselves warned :D My bold

Oh, dear, AO's 'tache has a lot to answer for!!! :hihi:

My bold

Oh, dear, AO's 'tache has a lot to answer for!!! :hihi:

:hihi::hihi:

I never could resist the Tom Sellek look...




I just did a bit of sick in my mouth

I might come along armed with my new tache.

How about making it a themed 'tache night? We could all spend the next 5 days growing one and the best on the night would win a free pint or something. Maybe separate prizes for the best female 'tache as well?

How about making it a themed 'tache night? We could all spend the next 5 days growing one and the best on the night would win a free pint or something. Maybe separate prizes for the best female 'tache as well?

Now there's an idea. I'm game!

i'll try and come :) - would be good :D

How about making it a themed 'tache night? We could all spend the next 5 days growing one and the best on the night would win a free pint or something. Maybe separate prizes for the best female 'tache as well?

Make that a free half pint of lemonade and you're on!!! :hihi:

Make that a free half pint of lemonade and you're on!!! :hihi:can i come with you please missis dozy?:)

.......................

can i come with you please missis dozy?:)

That's Ms Dozy, thank you!!! :rant:

And of course you can - as long as you're prepared to swoon at the magnificence of my 'tache!!

Hi folks. I will try to make the meet. It is something that I have wanted to do, but living out of town makes it difficult. Hopefully I will be able to pop in for a quick drink as we are in town that night.
It would be nice to see if my images of you all match reality.

How about making it a themed 'tache night? We could all spend the next 5 days growing one and the best on the night would win a free pint or something. Maybe separate prizes for the best female 'tache as well?

Dammit, I just waxed mine off last night!

Dammit, I just waxed mine off last night!

Don't worry - my dog has a very hairy tail and I'm sure I've got some Superglue somewhere ....

Don't worry - my dog has a very hairy tail and I'm sure I've got some Superglue somewhere ....

Flattered as I am, I couldn't let you chop off your dogs tail just for me.:D

can i come with you please missis dozy?:)

Like lambs to the slaughter...:hihi::hihi:

I've posted the list in the OP folks. Anyone else out there fancy a winter's eve of ale, wine, chaff, banter?

Like lambs to the slaughter...:hihi::hihi:

He's no lamb let me tell you more a wolf in sheep's clothing.... I'm going to have to come along and keep an eye on him :suspect::suspect:

Should be along for this.

I may pop along for a sneaky little drink :o.

Whats the difference between a official and unofficial forum meet?

Whats the difference between a official and unofficial forum meet?

Forum won't sanction 'official' meets in case anything kicks off ;)

Forum won't sanction 'official' meets in case anything kicks off ;)

Oh please do. Then I can sue Sheffield Forum if I fall over and stub my toe in the way into the pub.

:hihi::hihi:

Oh please do. Then I can sue Sheffield Forum if I fall over and stub my toe in the way into the pub.

:hihi::hihi:

Aren't you more likely to do that on your way out of the pub at closing time? :hihi:

Aren't you more likely to do that on your way out of the pub at closing time? :hihi:

On the way back is more tricky, that's where she ends up half naked, floating in the don clutching a plastic skull, half a kebab and a pink cowboy hat......

Who would have thought that one small sweet sherry could lead to such a turn of events? :hihi:

That's Ms Dozy, thank you!!! :rant:

And of course you can - as long as you're prepared to swoon at the magnificence of my 'tache!!i'll hang out with you then if thats ok, dont let mort sit anywhere near us, she has a habit of dropping smelly farts when she's had vegetables:gag:

On the way back is more tricky, that's where she ends up half naked, floating in the don clutching a plastic skull, half a kebab and a pink cowboy hat......

Who would have thought that one small sweet sherry could lead to such a turn of events? :hihi:

A light sabre more like :suspect:

On the way back is more tricky, that's where she ends up half naked, floating in the don clutching a plastic skull, half a kebab and a pink cowboy hat......

Who would have thought that one small sweet sherry could lead to such a turn of events? :hihi:

Tsk - bloody yoof of today, they can't hold their drink like we could in our young day ........ :hihi:

i'll hang out with you then if thats ok, dont let mort sit anywhere near us, she has a habit of dropping smelly farts when she's had vegetables :gag: My bold

Yes, but she's usually ladylike enough to wait until we're outside having a ciggie, so they can disperse in the open air!!! :hihi:

Tsk - bloody yoof of today, they can't hold their drink like we could in our young day ........ :hihi:

I can hold it. It's the pouring it down my throat that's the problem part. :|

May be on the wagon next week anyway so I will be as sober and quiet as a nun. :love::huh:

I can hold it. It's the pouring it down my throat that's the problem part. :|

May be on the wagon next week anyway so I will be as sober and quiet as a nun. :love::huh:

Oh dear time to lock up your Vickers then..... :hihi::hihi:

I've got a really entertaining game for everyone to play tomorrow night, so I hope you're all bringing your flexible fingers with you!

My bold

Yes, but she's usually ladylike enough to wait until we're outside having a ciggie, so they can disperse in the open air!!! :hihi:does that woman have no shame:roll::hihi:

My bold

Oh, dear, AO's 'tache has a lot to answer for!!! :hihi:

Why, are you jealous because it's better than yours?:D

*laughs maniacally*

Why, are you jealous because it's better than yours?:D

*laughs maniacally*

You're joking aren't you??


No man on the planet can top Dozys tache!!!

You're joking aren't you??


No man on the planet can top Dozys tache!!!

True, she puts Mr Pringle to shame.:hihi:

I've got a really entertaining game for everyone to play tomorrow night, so I hope you're all bringing your flexible fingers with you!

Is it as much as fun as "Pick on Dozy because she has an embarrassing facial hair problem"?? :hihi:

Is it as much as fun as "Pick on Dozy because she has an embarrassing facial hair problem"?? :hihi:

I was defending your tache's honour!!!:o


But no, not quite that much fun.:hihi:

hmmmm.. :huh:

:suspect:

Aye.. might down for a sniff of beer. :)

Hi chaps. How promptly do things kick off at 7.30. The OH and I are meeting friends at Crane Moor at 8.15 for 8.30, and so a visit will be fleeting at best. Probably 7.30-7.45. Is it worth the effort as my tache doesn't seem to have made any attempt to grow.

Do bushy tails count, or has foxforcefive already got the category sown up?;)

I will log in again after my swim.

Hi chaps. How promptly do things kick off at 7.30. The OH and I are meeting friends at Crane Moor at 8.15 for 8.30, and so a visit will be fleeting at best. Probably 7.30-7.45. Is it worth the effort as my tache doesn't seem to have made any attempt to grow.

Do bushy tails count, or has foxforcefive already got the category sown up?;)

I will log in again after my swim.

Come down whenever you can. We are in there from 7:30 right up until we get booted out at closing time.

im hoping to be there between 7.30 & 8pm, but will only be staying for an hour

I will be down as soon as I have finished at the gym :)

im hoping to be there between 7.30 & 8pm, but will only be staying for an hour

Many's the time I've said that only to wake up at 4am naked, tied to a lamp-post on Shalesmoor with a pair of antlers on my head and a curious throbbing in my left ear.

Many's the time I've said that only to wake up at 4am naked, tied to a lamp-post on Shalesmoor with a pair of antlers on my head and a curious throbbing in my left ear.i certainly wont be getting drunk thats for sure, i'll have 2 at the most, i dont want to end up in a state like yours especially with the women who are attending:gag::help::hihi:

I will be down as soon as I have finished at the gym :)

I hope that includes having a shower! :gag:

i certainly wont be getting drunk thats for sure, i'll have 2 at the most, i dont want to end up in a state like yours especially with the women who are attending :gag::help::hihi: My bold

Huh? :huh::hihi:

My bold

Huh? :huh::hihi:

Wishful thinking, maybe? :D

Wishful thinking, maybe? :D


Poor sod isn't going to know who's what's hit him!! :hihi:

I've brought the list up to date...very much looking forward to this. :D

I've brought the list up to date...very much looking forward to this. :D

Careful - your nasty streak is showing!!! :hihi:

Careful - your nasty streak is showing!!! :hihi:

Damn! No more sprouts for me then! :hihi:

Poor sod isn't going to know who's what's hit him!! :hihi:

Or who's locked him in the dog cage :hihi::hihi:

Or who's locked him in the dog cage :hihi::hihi:

That reminds me - are you bringing the cage or shall I? Do you know if Mort has all the appropriate, erm, "equipment" to hand??

Come down whenever you can. We are in there from 7:30 right up until we get booted out at closing time.

Thank you Mr Orange. I will see how it goes. It is likely to be a long night, and I am driving, but I am sure my O/H would find find you a colourful bunch.

That reminds me - are you bringing the cage or shall I? Do you know if Mort has all the appropriate, erm, "equipment" to hand??

I have the 'equipment' packed and ready including a special treat of sprout surprise to feed to mr smart-remarks mh01 :hihi:

Why isn't my name down on the front page :(

Why isn't my name down on the front page :(

We don't want you to go - we want to talk about you behind your back!! :hihi:

We don't want you to go - we want to talk about you behind your back!! :hihi:

Ahhh no change there then :hihi: :suspect:

Ahhh no change there then :hihi: :suspect:

Well, if you do turn up, we'll just have to talk about AO, instead!! :hihi:

Well, if you do turn up, we'll just have to talk about AO, instead!! :hihi:

Now that sounds better :D :hihi:

Ill be down with Binty n Bump :suspect:

Sorry had a knackered day at work, so decided to stay in, I am getting too old for all this drinking lark and stuff. :)

Sorry had a knackered day at work, so decided to stay in, I am getting too old for all this drinking lark and stuff. :)

What a shame! I'd have thought you'd be well tempted by 'elen's gay 'at!! :hihi:

Please pass on my appologies. We won't make it tonight

O/H was late home and is still in the shower. We need to be in Crane Moor for 8.15.

Another Harlequin meet beckons. Everyone is welcome to this popular event...especially "Newbies."
The Harlequin can be found on Nursery Street next to Aizlewood's Mill. Busses 53/47/48 stop right outside and there is a vast free car park to the side.
Monday night is also CHEAP ale night. Prices range from £1.50 a pint. :D

Looking forward to meeting friends old and new. :banana::banana::banana:

Coming:

Swami Dhyan
Dozy
KTHFB
mojo1
SpiderPete
A surprise guest
Zinger549
mh01

Maybe coming:

*binty*
Agent Orange + Tache
BasilRathbon
Ghozer
foxy lady
foxforcefive
* ash *
millhouses24

Forgot all about this whilst oiling the computer.

I'll be down in a bit.

What a brilliant night!

AGAIN!!

I've not laughed so much in ages, but at least I didn't laugh til my belt exploded, unlike Dozy:hihi:

Great to see the regulars and really great to see some newbies, I hope Maggi and Mr Maggi come again!

Well, that was a reight crap evening :rant:

I go out wearing what I fondly imagine is a smart piece of contemporary jewellery, only for it to be compared to a Mint Viscount (though not to my face).

I laugh so hard I bust my belt - literally. So I'm left with a pair of trousers that are likely to descend to my ankles when I stand up. Tesco's don't sell string - possibly because they think it's too complicated for its customers to operate, so end up with my modesty protected by a tape measure tied round my waist.

Despite my every attempt to avoid it, I end up with an extremely gay hat plonked on my head - and there's a photograph to prove it.

I go outside for a nice, civilised ciggie, and some semi-drunken wazzock proceeds to ask Mort and me for advice on a suitable present for a 65 year old :rant: Mojo, of course, leaps to our defence (not) on the basis that we're not nearly old to know the answer to this enquiry.

Oh, and worst of all, bloody Basil turned up!!!! :rant:

Well, that was a reight crap evening :rant:

I go out wearing what I fondly imagine is a smart piece of contemporary jewellery, only for it to be compared to a Mint Viscount (though not to my face).

I laugh so hard I bust my belt - literally. So I'm left with a pair of trousers that are likely to descend to my ankles when I stand up. Tesco's don't sell string - possibly because they think it's too complicated for its customers to operate, so end up with my modesty protected by a tape measure tied round my waist.

Despite my every attempt to avoid it, I end up with an extremely gay hat plonked on my head - and there's a photograph to prove it.

I go outside for a nice, civilised ciggie, and some semi-drunken wazzock proceeds to ask Mort and me for advice on a suitable present for a 65 year old :rant: Mojo, of course, leaps to our defence (not) on the basis that we're not nearly old to know the answer to this enquiry.

Oh, and worst of all, bloody Basil turned up!!!! :rant:

Like I said, fantastic night :D

I can't get the thought of ginger wigs and grape scissors out of my head.
A night of civilised conversation with the social elite don't half take some strange turns.....

I can't get the thought of ginger wigs and grape scissors out of my head.
A night of civilised conversation with the social elite don't half take some strange turns.....

Oh, god, I'd forgotten them - now you've set me off cackling again. :hihi:

Would have loved to pop down, but uni went on longer than expected, then I had to do some enlording.

Next time though!

Glad you all had fun. :)

I had to do some enlording.



Do you wear rubber gloves?

Morning all, Another top night...thankyou! :thumbsup:
My head is clear this morning but my ribs ache from all the laughing. It's my own fault of course for sitting so close to Dozy and Mojo...they are relentless. :hihi:

Attendees were...

Swami Dhyan
mojo1
BasilRathbon
Agent Orange (minus tache)
Dozy (minus belt from 8.30)
Millhouses24
LitleMermaid
Haddockman
JoeP
mort
binty
DJ2 (sorry for earlier omission :))
Zinger549
SHYTOT
Wildcat
Maggi + 1
Richard Stillgoe
Jimmy Somerville
Cybil

No Sean Bean or Robert Downey Jr? They've been conspicuous by their absence lately. A bit like me. :(

Swami you forgot Cybil :D

I was there in incognito, who was the old bird with who kept having to pull her knicks out of her backside everytime she stood up?

I was there in incognito, who was the old bird with who kept having to pull her knicks out of her backside everytime she stood up?

sorry? :suspect:

Swami you forgot Cybil :D

Sorted. :)

I was there in incognito, who was the old bird with who kept having to pull her knicks out of her backside everytime she stood up?

That is no way to talk about a lady young man! :suspect: :hihi:

Phew, thanks Swami :D Having issues with the photos of last night-I've lost weight and cut my hair, then winter comes along, rains on my fringe and makes a coat that makes me look 20 stone a necessity. Hate the cold. :(

Was lovely to see Bints last night especially-it's been way too long and I got to feel bump kicking me. What with that and my sister's new baby I am feeling positively clucky (for me anyway :suspect: ) Hurry up and pop bints, I can't wait to meet M xxxx

did mort pass vegetable wind or did she behave? sorry i couldnt make it:(

Was jolly nice seeing everyone. :)

did mort pass vegetable wind or did she behave? sorry i couldnt make it:(

It wasn't me laying eggs it was the damn dog :rant::rant:

I was there in incognito, who was the old bird with who kept having to pull her knicks out of her backside everytime she stood up?If I'd have been there, that'd have probably been me, but sadly I wasn't :D

You're not Sean Bean, are you? :suspect:

Great to see the regulars and really great to see some newbies, I hope Maggi and Mr Maggi come again!

Thanks to all for making us feel welcome :love:

is anyone welcome

is anyone welcome

Oh, yes, we like a bit of fresh meat occasionally ....... :hihi::evil: