Yes, Im looking forward to it, mini is at her dads till tomorrow tea time, so no one to get me up early, is there?

Oh, Im so glad WW. Have a good rest wont you ?:) Im off now myself so goodnight dear, innit ?

Five more minutes and Im off arent I ? Just gonna say goodnight to Max arent i ?

im goin now anyway cos im fallin asleep again, goodnight to you all innit?:):wave:

Im off for a wonder round before bed, goodnight you two, have a pleasant day tomorrow, wont you? :wave:

Im off for a wonder round before bed, goodnight you two, have a pleasant day tomorrow, wont you? :wave:

Yes, I will be having a lay in like you wont I ? Goodnight all innit ? :)

Looks like I'm cleaning up again:suspect:

I've found some Devils horns under the bar, don't know who's they are.

Anyway Joan it's all spick and span now innit?

Might be spick & span.....but it's not empty....there's a ghost wandering around :suspect:.......isn't there? :shocked:


Whoooooooo! Happy Halloween......innit? :hihi:

Morning all on this wet and windy one :wave: they got the forecast right this time didn't they:?:

Morning Joan and all. We've also got a wet and windy morning here in East Anglia. It makes it easier to stay indoors doing chores when the weather is horiblle doesn't it?

mornin all, wet & windy is an understatement its been blustery & p'in it down all night, its very grey up here innit?

Its a beautiful day!

I LOVE it when its like this, I might go for a walk up Bardon hill later if my mummy lets me!



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mornin jabbers howzit goin owd lad?

I was gonna say good morning, but its a bloody miserable one init ?:mad:

good mornin shazza oh miserable 1 its probably your singin thats caused it innit?:rolleyes::hihi:

mornin jabbers howzit goin owd lad?

Morning young man! Alls well here thanks, hows things there? All tickety-boo I trust?

I`m sulking a bit because mummy wont let me go for a walk up the hill because of the wind and rain- aparrantly I`m a silly old fool for even trying!




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ptarmigans?

Morning young man! Alls well here thanks, hows things there? All tickety-boo I trust?

I`m sulking a bit because mummy wont let me go for a walk up the hill because of the wind and rain- aparrantly I`m a silly old fool for even trying!




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ptarmigans?apart from havin no sleep at all cos of pain & the weather being lousy im not too bad owd chap, since when has thy ever listened to what mammy says?:rolleyes:

apart from havin no sleep at all cos of pain & the weather being lousy im not too bad owd chap, since when has thy ever listened to what mammy says?:rolleyes:

Since she outweighed me by 20 stones! :D

Pains still bothering you is it...? Thats horrible, theres nothing worse than a night in bloody pain, cant the docs give you anything stronger than what youre already on...?

Since she outweighed me by 20 stones! :D

Pains still bothering you is it...? Thats horrible, theres nothing worse than a night in bloody pain, cant the docs give you anything stronger than what youre already on...?im already on morphine & a host of other stuff, the doc gave me an extra prescription on friday, taking 1 of these new tablets aswel but it may take upto 2 months before i feel a change apart from it supposing to make me feel drowsy, i took the 1st on friday & slept very well but last nights didnt do owt for me, they wont give me owt more than im already on because theyre too addictive so i have to suffer dont i?

im already on morphine & a host of other stuff, the doc gave me an extra prescription on friday, taking 1 of these new tablets aswel but it may take upto 2 months before i feel a change apart from it supposing to make me feel drowsy, i took the 1st on friday & slept very well but last nights didnt do owt for me, they wont give me owt more than im already on because theyre too addictive so i have to suffer dont i?

Bloody hell... and they keep telling us that they know how to control pain!

Looks like the only real way is to knock you out isnt it? Id be in a right two and eight because I cant handle pain, not even the mildest pains cos Im a screaming great nancy.




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they?

im already on morphine & a host of other stuff, the doc gave me an extra prescription on friday, taking 1 of these new tablets aswel but it may take upto 2 months before i feel a change apart from it supposing to make me feel drowsy, i took the 1st on friday & slept very well but last nights didnt do owt for me, they wont give me owt more than im already on because theyre too addictive so i have to suffer dont i?

where is the pain mh (seriously)is it all over your body or just certain parts ?:(

Bloody hell... and they keep telling us that they know how to control pain!

Looks like the only real way is to knock you out isnt it? Id be in a right two and eight because I cant handle pain, not even the mildest pains cos Im a screaming great nancy.




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they?lol iv got TENS machines aswel but they only help now & again, hospitals round here no longer treat you as an in patient for extreme pain do they?:rolleyes:

where is the pain mh (seriously)is it all over your body or just certain parts ?:(head, stomach & all the joints innit?:(

Bloody hell... and they keep telling us that they know how to control pain!

Looks like the only real way is to knock you out isnt it? Id be in a right two and eight because I cant handle pain, not even the mildest pains cos Im a screaming great nancy.




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they?

snip snip mwhahahahahahahahahaah init ?:twisted:

snip snip mwhahahahahahahahahaah init ?:twisted:

Oh Christ thanks for reminding me!




20 days.....



20 bloody days....



Housebricks...?

Oh Christ thanks for reminding me!




20 days.....



20 bloody days....



Housebricks...?

ouch.....black and blue init ?:hihi:

im sure owd merl would love to crush mine with her cauldrons but she's too owd to catch me int she?:D

ouch.....black and blue init ?:hihi:

The doc or me?


He touched my sweetmeats the last time I was there and he got away with it with his teeth still in his gob....Im gonna wait till he`s finished slicing and dicing and Im gonna do him up! NO man touches my naughties!!! NO MAN!!!


Even women have to ask for permission in writing in triplicate!




int...


keys?

im sure owd merl would love to crush mine with her cauldrons but she's too owd to catch me int she?:D

never heard em called that before have I ?:D

Hii don't know what my user name means either..do i?


FUMAR MATA is spanish.... it means "the smoke kills" innit?

never heard em called that before have I ?:Ditsa family forum innit?:D

FUMAR MATA is spanish.... it means "the smoke kills" innit?

hi kz, whats the weather like in Italy ?:suspect:

The doc or me?


He touched my sweetmeats the last time I was there and he got away with it with his teeth still in his gob....Im gonna wait till he`s finished slicing and dicing and Im gonna do him up! NO man touches my naughties!!! NO MAN!!!


Even women have to ask for permission in writing in triplicate!




int...


keys?

:hihi::hihi::hihi: just what I need to cheer me up this horrid miserable mornin init ?
think of the nice young sexy nurse who may have to stitch you up after:)

hi kz, whats the weather like in Italy ?:suspect:

good mornin SHAZNAYYYY :D in italy (in my city) there is the SUN :D and 15°C

innit?

good mornin SHAZNAYYYY :D in italy (in my city) there is the SUN :D and 15°C

innit?

do you have to rub it in or what ?:(:D

sorry kz that means do you have to make us jealous in english:hihi:

:hihi::hihi::hihi: just what I need to cheer me up this horrid miserable mornin init ?
think of the nice young sexy nurse who may have to stitch you up after:)sod that, id want a nice nurse to help me "relax" 1st wouldnt i? :heyhey:

FUMAR MATA is spanish.... it means "the smoke kills" innit?

Really?...my son came up with the daft username didn't he? he's a pillock..innit?:hihi:

do you have to rub it in or what ?:(:D

sorry kz that means do you have to make us jealous in english:hihi:he says its sunny in his city with 15 degrees celsius innit?:)

do you have to rub it in or what ?:(:D

sorry kz that means do you have to make us jealous in english:hihi:

Thank you for the explanation... because I didn't understand :) Did I ?

he says its sunny in his city with 15 degrees celsius innit?:)

now sun and clouds....

sod that, id want a nice nurse to help me "relax" 1st wouldnt i? :heyhey:
you would proberbly get a Hatty Jaques lookalike :D
Really?...my son came up with the daft username didn't he? he's a pillock..innit?:hihi:

hi fumar, do you smoke by the way ?:suspect:

very grey, windy & raining here innit?

you would proberbly get a Hatty Jaques lookalike :Di dont mind her actually, she's your spit double int she?:)

oh well cant sit here all day chitty chatting, must go and do something hadnt I ? :(
sees you all later wont I ?:)

oh well cant sit here all day chitty chatting, must go and do something hadnt I ? :(
sees you all later wont I ?:)are you off to do some womens work?:wave:

are you off to do some womens work?:wave:

yeah you know what they say,'a womens work is never done' init ?:|

yeah you know what they say,'a womens work is never done' init ?:|well you have to earn your keep somehow duntya?:)

you would proberbly get a Hatty Jaques lookalike :D


hi fumar, do you smoke by the way ?:suspect:

Yes i do..but i'm not a heavy smoker am i?

oh well cant sit here all day chitty chatting, must go and do something hadnt I ? :(
sees you all later wont I ?:)

Hi shazzzzy. Have a nice Sunday :) have not you?

Yes i do..but i'm not a heavy smoker am i?

Have you read the translation of your username?

Have you read the translation of your username?

Yes i have..innit?:blush:

Yes i have..innit?:blush:

:o are you shy?

Good morning all, had a good lie in today, what a horrid day it is, isnt it? :(

Good morning all, had a good lie in today, what a horrid day it is, isnt it? :(

GOOOD MORNINGGG WITCH ... why horrid?????

Did you fly over your broom, yesterday?

:o are you shy?

Im shy as well arent I ?:cool:

Good morning all, had a good lie in today, what a horrid day it is, isnt it? :(

I also had a lie in but have too many jobs to do to have the luxury of staying on here havent I ?:(

GOOOD MORNINGGG WITCH ... why horrid?????

Did you fly over your broom, yesterday?

Its grey and raining :( Yes I had a good fly on my broom and frightened a few kids, didnt I? :)

Im shy as well arent I ?:cool:

which part of you is shy? :hihi:

which part of you is shy? :hihi:

My rabbit is very shy isnt he ? :P oops Sunday morning innit , better behave mesen, yeh ?

Its grey and raining :( Yes I had a good fly on my broom and frightened a few kids, didnt I? :)

Well Done !!!!
In italy there is the sun :D

Im shy as well arent I ?

and I am the pope am not I ?

Well Done !!!!
In italy there is the sun :D



and I am the pope am not I ?

:hihi::hihi::hihi::hihi:Nice one Kz. I like that dont I ? :D

:hihi::hihi::hihi::hihi:Nice one Kz. I like that dont I ? :D

Do you like the pope??? :suspect:

Do you like the pope??? :suspect:

Yes, myself and The Pope are in the World Celibacy Championships arent we ? We meet in the semi-final , yeh ?:D

Do you like the pope??? :suspect:

No I meant I like your joke, not I like the Pope. That rhymes doesnt it ?:hihi:

Yes, myself and The Pope are in the World Celibacy Championships arent we ? We meet in the semi-final , yeh ?:D

I remember...

Who is the lady in your avatar, Patrizia...?

No I meant I like your joke, not I like the Pope. That rhymes doesnt it ?:hihi:

:P I knew it...

I remember...

Who is the lady in your avatar, Patrizia...?

Its me of course Kz, thought it was about time I put a proper photo on. Can you see that Im winking at you ? Cant stay on, as youre making me all hot and bothered arent you ? (and Im so shy arent I ?):lol::lol:

Its me of course Kz, thought it was about time I put a proper photo on. Can you see that Im winking at you ? Cant stay on, as youre making me all hot and bothered arent you ? (and Im so shy arent I ?):lol::lol:

are you??? :lol: yes yes... I don't believe it :D

you are very shy ... super-shy

are you??? :lol: yes yes... I don't believe it :D

you are very shy ... super-shy

A living saint arent I ? Bless you my son, innit ? :D

A living saint arent I ? Bless you my son, innit ? :D

I didn't know you'd been promoted :o I thought you were a nun didn't I:?:

[QUOTE=shaznay;5592664think of the nice young sexy nurse who may have to stitch you up after:)[/QUOTE]

He`s called Paul, he`s six foot three, weighs 18 stones and he plays rugby in his spare time.



Panic?

He`s called Paul, he`s six foot three, weighs 18 stones and he plays rugby in his spare time.



Panic?

The image of two very large prunes springs to mind.

Get a Jock Strap, you'll need it, wont you:?: he he he he

The image of two very large prunes springs to mind.

Get a Jock Strap, you'll need it, wont you:?: he he he he

Im just gonna tuck `em up me bum for safe keeping!




arent they?

Im just gonna tuck `em up me bum for safe keeping!




arent they?

Areyou sure they'll be safe up there, what about when you sit down:?: Ouch ouch, the mind boggles, dun it:?: :hihi:

Areyou sure they'll be safe up there, what about when you sit down:?: Ouch ouch, the mind boggles, dun it:?: :hihi:

So will my bal.... family forum :D



arent they all?

Afternoon all. I've just had a good laugh reading todays posts. I thought Fumar mata was an annagram but couldn't work out what it might be.

Poor Jabbers


Ice cubes


innit?

Whats everbody whinging on about today then:?:

Afternoon all. I've just had a good laugh reading todays posts. I thought Fumar mata was an annagram but couldn't work out what it might be.

Poor Jabbers


Ice cubes


innit?

My son said he saw fuma mata on a tobacco packet,:roll: he says if you take the letter U and the letter R out, and use them as you are..then the rest of the letters spell out two words that you put in front of you are..iv'e figured it out and all i can say is that it's a good job he's gone out because he is getting a thick ear when he comes home...innit?:hihi::hihi:

My son said he saw fuma mata on a tobacco packet,:roll: he says if you take the letter U and the letter R out, and use them as you are..then the rest of the letters spell out two words that you put in front of you are..iv'e figured it out and all i can say is that it's a good job he's gone out because he is getting a thick ear when he comes home...innit?:hihi::hihi:

I'd call that brilliant. He should be rewarded for using his noggin shouldn't he? :hihi::hihi:

Hello everyone or should that be anyone?

hello lonne how are you?

I am very good thank you Chimay, have you had a pleasant day?

I am very good thank you Chimay, have you had a pleasant day?

It's not been a bad day apart from the weather. I'm watching James Bond on TV but I've got to get tea ready soon. Have you been busy?

Not too busy today, I am afraid this will have to be a flying visit, I will be back in a hour or so, will you be here?

Not too busy today, I am afraid this will have to be a flying visit, I will be back in a hour or so, will you be here?

I'll be off and on all evening so I'll see you later won't I?

Yeah.

The OH and kid have been on the comp for the past few hours leaving me to sulk and grizzle and moan... I finally got back here and the kid is nagging me to let her go back on the comp before she goes to bed....

What do I do, Poppets?

Let her have her last hour here or.... Ignore her whines...?

Like I have a choice :D


arent


cabbages


Blue...?

is there anybody there, ?:suspect:

I am here, but it looks like Mr.Jabber has lost the fight for the computer, will he ever learn?

I am here, but it looks like Mr.Jabber has lost the fight for the computer, will he ever learn?

oh I had given up waiting and went for my bath didnt I ?:roll:

I had a bath, I have full control of the comp, if not my mind, and I intend to stick around for some time tonight!


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Did you enjoy a nice soak in the bath Shaznay?

Ooh I say, have you both been in the same bath? :o

Did you enjoy a nice soak in the bath Shaznay?
oh I did lonne thanks didnt I ?:)
Ooh I say, have you both been in the same bath? :o

:o I thought you had your eye on jabbers lonne ?:suspect:

Ooh I say, have you both been in the same bath? :o

It`d have to be a bloody big bath if anyone shared it with me! :D


I have to grease the soap up to get THAT in with me!



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oh I did lonne thanks didnt I ?:)


:o I thought you had your eye on jabbers lonne ?:suspect:

Her eye on me???


Oh god dont tell me she`s a copper!!! Theyre always watching me!




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starch?

Her eye on me???


Oh god dont tell me she`s a copper!!! Theyre always watching me!




arent...


starch?

didnt you see the pic of lonne on here last night jabbers, she is a real stunner isnt she ?:D

Eye up, how are you all?

didnt you see the pic of lonne on here last night jabbers, she is a real stunner isnt she ?:D

I printed the pic off and its currently glued to my bedroom cieling!


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we all?

Iv'e just had a bath too..and now i'm going to scoff all the sweets and chocs that i bought for trick or treaters for last night, but nobody came because my neighbours are miseries and don't like Halloween night do they?:mad:

Is it just me or is Facebook very slow tonight???? Its like being on dial up!!!!
How in the mane of GOD do they expect me to annoy people on there if its so slow????


int it?

You are a one Shaznay, are you trying to embarrass me?

Eye up, how are you all?

Ello ello ello...?

I printed the pic off and its currently glued to my bedroom cieling!


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we all?

Good thing this is a family forum or else I'd be asking who's be looking at your bedroom celing wouldn't I?

Iv'e just had a bath too..and now i'm going to scoff all the sweets and chocs that i bought for trick or treaters for last night, but nobody came because my neighbours are miseries and don't like Halloween night do they?:mad:

I had a huge bar of chocolate today and couldnt eat it because the stinking KIDS found it and stole it!!!


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bananas?

Good thing this is a family forum or else I'd be asking who's be looking at your bedroom celing wouldn't I?

It IS a family forum but I never let that stop me being crude! :D




whelks?


sheep?

POMEGRANITES???

Iv'e just had a bath too..and now i'm going to scoff all the sweets and chocs that i bought for trick or treaters for last night, but nobody came because my neighbours are miseries and don't like Halloween night do they?:mad:

This must be the cleanest thread, is it a ritual for everyone to have a bath before they come on here?

This must be the cleanest thread, is it a ritual for everyone to have a bath before they come on here?

It can't be too clean 'cos I'm not here and I'm not having a shower until 9pm am I?

I had a huge bar of chocolate today and couldnt eat it because the stinking KIDS found it and stole it!!!


arent



bananas?

Haven't your kids a bath yet?

This must be the cleanest thread, is it a ritual for everyone to have a bath before they come on here?

I thought it was the law to have a bath on sunday didnt I ?:huh:

Haven't your kids a bath yet?

We bathed the little hippos at 5!






Keep that just brushed freshness with Dentiiiiiiiiiine!......?

It can't be too clean 'cos I'm not here and I'm not having a shower until 9pm am I?

Your not here? :huh:

I thought it was the law to have a bath on sunday didnt I ?:huh:

I have showers. Am I breaking the bath law?:o

I thought it was the law to have a bath on sunday didnt I ?:huh:

I have had a shower, does that make me a law breaker?

I love baths!

Theres nothing better than wallowing in boiling hot, scenty water and scrubbing yer bits is there?

Your not here? :huh:

I've just checked and yes I am here. I think it was just a typo wasn't it? :hihi:

I have showers. Am I breaking the bath law?:o

I have had a shower, does that make me a law breaker?

Great minds? :hihi:

I love baths!

Theres nothing better than wallowing in boiling hot, scenty water and scrubbing yer bits is there?

I love :love: baths :love:. Long long soaks, bottle of red wine, good book and door locked. But I've got a bad back and the sloping angle of the end of the bath makes my back stiff and painful. Which is a great shame innit?

Great minds? :hihi:

naturally innit?

I love :love: baths :love:. Long long soaks, bottle of red wine, good book and door locked. But I've got a bad back and the sloping angle of the end of the bath makes my back stiff and painful. Which is a great shame innit?

I just like to lay there and fart basically!






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we?

I've not had a bath for years have I :hihi::?:

I have showers. Am I breaking the bath law?:o

I have had a shower, does that make me a law breaker?

yep will have to get the bath police round wont we ?:D

I've not had a bath for years have I :hihi::?:

God I`d love to sniff at your armpits!


Marry me?

I just like to lay there and fart basically!






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we?

Poor man's jacuzzi

in it?

I've not had a bath for years have I :hihi::?:

hi joan, dont tell everyone then ?:huh::gag:

yep will have to get the bath police round wont we ?:D

Can they come round here before they go to lonne's?

Poor man's jacuzzi

in it?

This is my bath with me in it!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiH_1KmiHgY





sexy?

This is my bath with me in it!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiH_1KmiHgY





sexy?

Do you know Jabbers, when i first posted on here the other day, i thought everyone had to post in the same way as you didn't i? then i realised that the way you post is your own unique style:cool:..silly me innit?:blush:

Do you know Jabbers, when i first posted on here the other day, i thought everyone had to post in the same way as you didn't i? then i realised that the way you post is your own unique style:cool:..silly me innit?:blush:

You`ll all be doing it eventually!





Parmisan


Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese?

See that.... see that... Champix thread.... yeah?


See that Champix thread..... See that thread, all them peeple tryin` ter jack da fags in?

See that Champix fred wiv der peeple tryin ter quit smokin`...?



God I forgot what I was going to say now.



Mp3s?

See that.... see that... Champix thread.... yeah?


See that Champix thread..... See that thread, all them peeple tryin` ter jack da fags in?

See that Champix fred wiv der peeple tryin ter quit smokin`...?



God I forgot what I was going to say now.



Mp3s?

Old age innit?

Old age innit?

Well if 21 is old then yes it is!





Peggy Sue! Peggy Sue! Prettyprettyprettypretty Peggy sue?

Do you know Jabbers, when i first posted on here the other day, i thought everyone had to post in the same way as you didn't i? then i realised that the way you post is your own unique style:cool:..silly me innit?:blush:

FUMAR darling jabbers IS unique, there is no one else like him on here (thank god) init ?:D

FUMAR darling jabbers IS unique, there is no one else like him on here (thank god) init ?:D

For now.....


I`m working on cloning myself though... soon there`ll be millions!



squeek!



Hamster?

For now.....


I`m working on cloning myself though... soon there`ll be millions!



squeek!



Hamster?

Will you sell yourselves on Ebay?

FUMAR darling jabbers IS unique, there is no one else like him on here (thank god) init ?:D

:hihi::hihi::hihi: right i'm going to watch x factor now...Bon jovi is singin innit?:love:

Will you sell yourselves on Ebay?

Id give myselves away in packs of Bazooka Joe bubble gum!



Meeeeeeeeemoriesssssssss?

Id give myselves away in packs of Bazooka Joe bubble gum!



Meeeeeeeeemoriesssssssss?

CAn you still buy bazooka jo bubble gum?

I bought some Anglo Bubbly's the other week, God they were awful, why did we use to buy them? :gag:

:hihi::hihi::hihi: right i'm going to watch x factor now...Bon jovi is singin innit?:love:

just seen that, :headbang: if you like that sort of thing init ? :roll:

I bought some Anglo Bubbly's the other week, God they were awful, why did we use to buy them? :gag:

My kids have a big bag of realy sour sweets! They open them, put one in their mouth, shudder then spit it onto the bin!

I tried one earlier and theyre HORRIBLE! God knows why kids buy them!




Bon bons?

CAn you still buy bazooka jo bubble gum?

In my head you can!



Warble?

We had some bags of haribo sweets left over from trick or treat I've put them away for halloween next year haven't I?

In my head you can!



Warble?

So if you have bazooka jo bubble gum in your head
and you are going to sell your clones in the packs of bazooka jos
does that mean your clones are in your head?

We had some bags of haribo sweets left over from trick or treat I've put them away for halloween next year haven't I?

:o
you are joking, yeah? :gag:

We had some bags of haribo sweets left over from trick or treat I've put them away for halloween next year haven't I?

But there`ll be past their sell....by...



heh, good idea.... I might do that too! :D



cribbage?

:o
you are joking, yeah? :gag:

But there`ll be past their sell....by...



heh, good idea.... I might do that too! :D



cribbage?

I checked, their sell by date is December 2010 innit?

I checked, their sell by date is December 2010 innit?

So keep them till 2016!






yes?

So keep them till 2016!






yes?

problem is my OH knows about them and he likes to bite the heads off the jelly babys doesn't he?:hihi:

problem is my OH knows about them and he likes to bite the heads off the jelly babys doesn't he?:hihi:

I love Jellybabies! My OH keeps them away from me because I scoff the lot in one go and that makes me hyper and.... thats not good for her sanity! :D





Wibble?

GOD theres a Catherine Cookson thing on at 9!!!! I bet the OH comes home from her sisters early and makes me watch it with her!!!!!




Pergatory.......?????

I love Jellybabies! My OH keeps them away from me because I scoff the lot in one go and that makes me hyper and.... thats not good for her sanity! :D





Wibble?

I keep my OH away from wine gums 'cos he gets drunk on them doesn't he? :hihi::hihi::hihi:

GOD theres a Catherine Cookson thing on at 9!!!! I bet the OH comes home from her sisters early and makes me watch it with her!!!!!




Pergatory.......?????

That's why I'm having my shower at 9 innit? :D

GOD theres a Catherine Cookson thing on at 9!!!! I bet the OH comes home from her sisters early and makes me watch it with her!!!!!




Pergatory.......?????

you know you want to really dont ya ?:hihi:

good evening ladies and gentlemen :D innit?

I can't seem to find the film, what channel is it on?

good evening ladies and gentlemen :D innit?

Good evening:) innit?

It's gone 9 so it's shower time. I'll try to be back later innit?

I can't seem to find the film, what channel is it on?

which film is that lonne, I will look in my tv guide wont I ?:)

I can't seem to find the film, what channel is it on?

Yesterday at 10.. I thought it was on at nine!






sallly.....?

Yesterday at 10.. I thought it was on at nine!






sallly.....?

Did you not say it was on tonight? :huh:

which film is that lonne, I will look in my tv guide wont I ?:)

The Cookson one but Mr. Jabber says it was on yesterday, I thought he said it was tonight didn't I?

The Cookson one but Mr. Jabber says it was on yesterday, I thought he said it was tonight didn't I?

are you a bit :loopy: the channel yesterday, I cant get that...watching Austin Powers arent I ?:roll:

The Cookson one but Mr. Jabber says it was on yesterday, I thought he said it was tonight didn't I?

The Yesterday channel!


I just had an email from Stephen Fry! He reads SF! :D




famous?

Channel 203 on Virgin!



Hmmmmm virgin...?

Channel 203 on Virgin!



Hmmmmm virgin...?

Did you call ? :cool:

:blush: How silly do I feel? :help:

Did you call ? :cool:

Is your name, Hmmmmmmmmm?

Im just basking here....



Baskiiiiiiiiing!

We`re being read by the famous!

Reflected glory?

Is your name, Hmmmmmmmmm?

No but he mentioned Virgins didnt he ?:)

Im just basking here....



Baskiiiiiiiiing!

We`re being read by the famous!

Reflected glory?

are you joking jabbers ?:suspect:

are you joking jabbers ?:suspect:

What does he mean shaz?:huh:

are you joking jabbers ?:suspect:

Nope dead serious! :D

Been in contact (on and off) for a while now.



int it?

No but he mentioned Virgins didnt he ?:)

And you thought that you should answer to that? :o

And you thought that you should answer to that? :o

Of course being as pure as the driven slush ya ?:)

I pop off for a shower and lookwhat I come back to read - Stephen Fry and Virgins. I hope that it's only my imagination in overdrive innit?

Nope dead serious! :D

Been in contact (on and off) for a while now.



int it?

I better go and put my face on, should I go for the blonde wig or the brunette?

:blush: How silly do I feel? :help:

Why what have you done ?:huh:

I pop off for a shower and lookwhat I come back to read - Stephen Fry and Virgins. I hope that it's only my imagination in overdrive innit?

Ive no idea what theyre talking about have I ?:huh:

Ive no idea what theyre talking about have I ?:huh:

Stephen Fry emailed me and told me he reads Sheffield forum! He says we`re "Fluidly amusing"


dint E...?

Ive no idea what theyre talking about have I ?:huh:

jabbers says he is in touch with stepen fry, he reads the sheff forum and pms jabbers...do we believe him pat ?:huh:

oh he got there before me

Hi Steven, are you still there?

Stephen Fry emailed me and told me he reads Sheffield forum! He says we`re "Fluidly amusing"


dint E...?

Pull the other one will you ?

jabbers says he is in touch with stepen fry, he reads the sheff forum and pms jabbers...do we believe him pat ?:huh:

No he wouldnt have time to come on here would he ?

Well you dont have to believe me! No skin off my nosey-wosey! :D



int it?

No he wouldnt have time to come on here would he ?

He uses Twitter and may be on Facebook too.... Im trying the Facebook thing to see if the bloke on there is really him....


isnt we?

Well you dont have to believe me! No skin off my nosey-wosey! :D



int it?

Jabbers are you SURE ?

Ive no idea what theyre talking about have I ?:huh:

I'm sure that one of your posts was all virginal wasn't it? :hihi::hihi:

He uses Twitter and may be on Facebook too.... Im trying the Facebook thing to see if the bloke on there is really him....


isnt we?

I like Stephen Fry and have read where he likes to go on Twitter. Did you say he Emailed you ?

Jabbers are you SURE ?

Yup!

Bill Bailey too.. he reads SF occasionally, he`s on my Facebook too!


whelks?

Hi Steven, are you still there?

haha wonder if he posts on here lonne ?:suspect:

I'm sure that one of your posts was all virginal wasn't it? :hihi::hihi:

Yes, Im too pure really for this thread arent I ?

He uses Twitter and may be on Facebook too.... Im trying the Facebook thing to see if the bloke on there is really him....


isnt we?

Infamy

in
fer
me.

he's got it in for me ain't he?:loopy:

Yup!

Bill Bailey too.. he reads SF occasionally, he`s on my Facebook too!


whelks?

The only reason I can think of is to get ideas for jokes dont you think ?

I like Stephen Fry and have read where he likes to go on Twitter. Did you say he Emailed you ?

I send and get emails to and from a few famous people... I tend to attract their attention- especially when I stalk them! :D





cabbages?

Yes, Im too pure really for this thread arent I ?

Somebody has to have some standards don't they?:D:D:D

haha wonder if he posts on here lonne ?:suspect:

Shaz shall we get one of the lace up corsets like Sophies ?:hihi:

I send and get emails to and from a few famous people... I tend to attract their attention- especially when I stalk them! :D





cabbages?

What other famous people ?:huh:

I send and get emails to and from a few famous people... I tend to attract their attention- especially when I stalk them! :D





cabbages?

Is that Stephen Fry the midget
and Bill Bailey the bald guy then?:loopy:

Somebody has to have some standards don't they?:D:D:D

Yes, and Im the main upholder of this thread arent i ?:mad:

Yoo Hoo, Steven, are you there? :wave:

Michelle Thaller:

http://www.spitzer.caltech.edu/features/P_MichelleThaller.shtml

I email her occasionally, she wants me!

Or rather.,,, she would if she REALLY met me face to face instead of on the net!

blonde?

What other famous people ?:huh:

I`m not tellin`! :D

Some dont want it broadcast for some reason!




Shyness...?

eyup, hows you bunch of toby jugs?

What other famous people ?:huh:

Do you think he means me? :cool:

Yes, and Im the main upholder of this thread arent i ?:mad:

I think that I've read about things you uphold haven't I?

Yup!

Bill Bailey too.. he reads SF occasionally, he`s on my Facebook too!


whelks?

:banana:we are famous folks, :wave: stephen and bill, come on and chat to us will ya ?:)

Is that Stephen Fry the midget
and Bill Bailey the bald guy then?:loopy:

Go to my facebook and yer`ll see!


Yes get Facebook!!!! :D





Bribery...?

Michelle Thaller:

http://www.spitzer.caltech.edu/features/P_MichelleThaller.shtml

I email her occasionally, she wants me!

Or rather.,,, she would if she REALLY met me face to face instead of on the net!

blonde?

You email her occasionally ? Whatever do you say ?:hihi:

I think that I've read about things you uphold haven't I?
Yes, I uphold my bosom dont I ? :lol::lol:

Shaz shall we get one of the lace up corsets like Sophies ?:hihi:

I already have one pat...just for my beloveds eyes init ?:hihi:

Yes, I uphold my bosom dont I ? :lol::lol:

That's what I was reading about init?

You email her occasionally ? Whatever do you say ?:hihi:

Usually I beg her for sex! :D




wierd?

Go to my facebook and yer`ll see!


Yes get Facebook!!!! :D





Bribery...?

I've spoken to my youngest about facebook and he think's it's too addictive for me innit?:huh:

Do you have a link to your facebook?

I already have one pat...just for my beloveds eyes init ?:hihi:

I thought Id buy one not to wear on its own but under my clothes to pull me stomache in , yes ?:)

Usually I beg her for sex! :D




wierd?

Who is she? :huh:



Steven, how are you? :wave:

Usually I beg her for sex! :D




wierd?

Does she reply?

If yes, what does she say? :huh:

I thought Id buy one not to wear on its own but under my clothes to pull me stomache in , yes ?:)

I tried one of them corset things once and everything sort of oozed out over the top and the bottom didn't it? :gag: :hihi:

I thought Id buy one not to wear on its own but under my clothes to pull me stomache in , yes ?:)

There must be a limit as to how far a corset can go, would you not be better off with an iron corset?

I tried one of them corset things once and everything sort of oozed out over the top and the bottom didn't it? :gag: :hihi:

Ive got Magic Knickers but they dont work do they ?:(

Ive got Magic Knickers but they dont work do they ?:(

How many rabbits have you pulled out of them?

Ive got Magic Knickers but they dont work do they ?:(

I know a silly joke about magic knickers and what happens when a bloke says abracadabra and snaps his fingers don't I? :hihi:

I already have one pat...just for my beloveds eyes init ?:hihi:would that be the black 1?:huh:

I tried one of them corset things once and everything sort of oozed out over the top and the bottom didn't it? :gag: :hihi:is that spillage called the owd age spread?:huh:

I tried one of them corset things once and everything sort of oozed out over the top and the bottom didn't it? :gag: :hihi:

Iv'e got one, they are great for small bossomed ladies aren't they? a corset pushes them up..like Nell Gwynne innit?:)

How many rabbits have you pulled out of them?

I have not aquired one yet have I ? :rolleyes:

is that spillage called the owd age spread?:huh:

Sure is innit? :hihi::hihi::hihi:

Does she reply?

If yes, what does she say? :huh:

Shes on the discovery channel and talks about that a lot....



n stuff?

Iv'e got one, they are great for small bossomed ladies aren't they? a corset pushes them up..like Nell Gwynne innit?:)

Fortunitely I am not a small bosomed lady am I? :D

The OH is back... shes making me watch Catherine Cookson....


Kill me now please!


hell on Earth?

Fortunitely I am not a small bosomed lady am I? :D

I am though..innit?:(

The OH is back... shes making me watch Catherine Cookson....


Kill me now please!


hell on Earth?

God !! Katherine Cookson, shes the pits isnt she ?:gag:

would that be the black 1?:huh:

:suspect:have you been speaking to him ?

Fortunitely I am not a small bosomed lady am I? :D

It might push mine up too much, and my cup would runneth over , ya ?:(

I am though..innit?:(

I wished I was FUMAR, still enjoying your ride eh ?:hihi:

I'm back ! innit?

No..i'm dizzy now innit..don't know how to change my avatar though do i?:roll:

I'm back ! innit?

Hello Kz how are you tonight ?:)

God !! Katherine Cookson, shes the pits isnt she ?:gag:

And I`m made to watch it!


Henpecked?

:suspect:have you been speaking to him ?i might have, mightn't i?:D

No..i'm dizzy now innit..don't know how to change my avatar though do i?:roll:

What to ?..............

The OH is back... shes making me watch Catherine Cookson....


Kill me now please!


hell on Earth?

bye bye you wuss init ?:hihi:

Hello Kz how are you tonight ?:)

Hello shy patrizia :) I'm very well and you?

And I`m made to watch it!


Henpecked?

Havent you got another telly ?

bye bye you wuss init ?:hihi:

I could assert my natural male authority and tell her to bugger off and watch it herself.



I could... but I darent :D



wimp?

Hello shy patrizia :) I'm very well and you?

Im a virgin did you know ? :)

Havent you got another telly ?

Yes but she likes me to watch it with her... she likes to sit next to me on the couch and....



Nag me...





women?

I could assert my natural male authority and tell her to bugger off and watch it herself.



I could... but I darent :D



wimp?

Stand up and be a man will ya ? :rant:

Yes but she likes me to watch it with her... she likes to sit next to me on the couch and....



Nag me...





women?

Does she like to run her hand up your arm at the romantic moments ? :)

Shes on the discovery channel and talks about that a lot....



n stuff?

Jabbers I tried your facebook link and there's something I have to tell you; somebody's hijacked it cos' it dun't say jabbers facebook does it?


Nice

Angel

Im a virgin did you know ? :)

uahua ... I am a TAURUS innit?

Does she like to run her hand up your arm at the romantic moments ? :)

Id bite her bloody fingers off!





yes?

Jabbers I tried your facebook link and there's something I have to tell you; somebody's hijacked it cos' it dun't say jabbers facebook does it?


Nice

Angel

No it wont say Jabbers! :D


Hopefully?

No it wont say Jabbers! :D


Hopefully?

You mean jabbers not your real name and your avatar pictue isn't really you? I'm shocked aren't I? :o:o;)