He has to grieve properly though doesnt he?

Yes, and ive told him to ignore any of his friends who try to make him grieve how they want him to grieve, he has to do what he thinks is best for him, doesnt he?

And his smelly underpants innit ?:mad:

Are you tall enough to pull them off the ceiling? :hihi:

Yes, and ive told him to ignore any of his friends who try to make him grieve how they want him to grieve, he has to do what he thinks is best for him, doesnt he?

Takes a long time, sometimes you may think hes OK, but hes not , is he ?

I wonder where BarwickBears has gone ? Ive left him a pm but he hasnt replied has he ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkMzuXlKQv8 does tha remember jimmy cliff patty?

Where has Bessie gone :suspect: did she leave with kz, I wonder, don't I?:cool:

Takes a long time, sometimes you may think hes OK, but hes not , is he ?

Well, I think everyone has gone Patty, so I am going to have a nosey around the forum before I retire to my bed, so take care and chat tomorrow, wont we? :wave:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkMzuXlKQv8 does tha remember jimmy cliff patty?

Ive never heard of him but hes a good singer isnt he ?

Well, I think everyone has gone Patty, so I am going to have a nosey around the forum before I retire to my bed, so take care and chat tomorrow, wont we? :wave:

Yes, Im off myself in five minutes arent I WW. Goodnight dear innit ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSUkCCTCqF8 WW will remember the cover versions of this waint she?

Where has Bessie gone :suspect: did she leave with kz, I wonder, don't I?:cool:

Joto where have you been ?

Well, I think everyone has gone Patty, so I am going to have a nosey around the forum before I retire to my bed, so take care and chat tomorrow, wont we? :wave:seeya laters WW enjoy skeg & have a safe journey wont you?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSUkCCTCqF8 WW will remember the cover versions of this waint she?

I remember that dont I ?

Ive never heard of him but hes a good singer isnt he ?i'll find you 1 you should remember wont i?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIqLsGT2wbQ this 1 patty innit?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIqLsGT2wbQ this 1 patty innit?

Ah, yes, that is very well known isnt it ?

Where has Bessie gone :suspect: did she leave with kz, I wonder, don't I?:cool:

I'm here..but i am rather tired after chasing after my romeo for the past couple of hours aren't i dear? so i will now bid you and everyone else goodnight won't i?:wave:

I'm here..but i am rather tired after chasing after my romeo for the past couple of hours aren't i dear? so i will now bid you and everyone else goodnight won't i?:wave:

Im off myself now. Its been good again tonight hasnt it, with a mixture of people, and what would we do without mh, joto to cheer us up, yes ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LETEgBd_03Y what about dez dekker?

Joto where have you been ?

I was lurking and also agreeing with the advice to WW I didn't want to butt in, did I?:)

nite bess & patty if ya goin to pit innit?:)

Goodnight WW, Pat, Bessie, and mh :wave: I'm going to watch TV now, aren't I?:)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8Rl1u4YdHw this is a better version innit?it sounds like "me ears are alight" it must be all you lots naggin innit?

nite bess & patty if ya goin to pit innit?:)

Goodnight mh, bessy & joto. and mh I want to thank you for all the links you put on dont I ? Goodnight dear.:D

Goodnight WW, Pat, Bessie, and mh :wave: I'm going to watch TV now, aren't I?:)nite joto innit?:)

Goodnight mh, bessy & joto. and mh I want to thank you for all the links you put on dont I ? Goodnight dear.:Dthaz welcome me owd fruit, nitey nite innit?:)

thaz welcome me owd fruit, nitey nite innit?:)

Goodnight mh, youre simply the best arent you ?:D nite nite.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LMN12U88RI ere patty tha can swing thee hips all the way to bed cant tha?:D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LMN12U88RI ere patty tha can swing thee hips all the way to bed cant tha?:D

Ah, thank you kind sir, innit ?:D:D:D:D:D nite all.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjQWo6ICHLc im an angel arnt i?:D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjQWo6ICHLc im an angel arnt i?:D

Yup!!!!!:rolleyes:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQ4axo9rmJY who said that? it wasnt me was it?:huh::D

Morning all :wave: I'm going to have to wade through quite a bit to catch up on last nights aren't I :?:

good morning you happy lot, nice weather NOT innit ?

good morning you happy lot, nice weather NOT innit ?

Good morning baby:) Its a little foggy this morning isn't it dear?:(

it sure is aunt, its like pea soup here, how about your neck of the woods ?

Morning all. It's drizzlihng down here in my neck of the woods. I see QT has got a new thread. Does thatmean there's too much for me to read this morning?

Morning all. It's drizzlihng down here in my neck of the woods. I see QT has got a new thread. Does thatmean there's too much for me to read this morning?

Good morning dear:)its very foggy in sheffield this morning isn't it?

Morning all. It's drizzlihng down here in my neck of the woods. I see QT has got a new thread. Does thatmean there's too much for me to read this morning?

Yes it does go back quite a bit....very busy on here last night, :hihi:wasn't it:?:

it sure is aunt, its like pea soup here, how about your neck of the woods ?

Its just like the morning after bonfire night dear,its very Autumnal this morning isn't it?

top of the morning to you chimay, how are you today ?

Its just like the morning after bonfire night dear,its very Autumnal this morning isn't it?

Suns shining now here.....looks like it could be a nice day once it gets going doesn't it:?:

I got lost!!!!

I went to the last thread and it gave me directions to the new thread and I ended up in the Amazon jungle!

I ate a tarantula and was sick.

isnt it?

I chucked The Italian Stallion out last night !!! I packed his bags and threw them on the pavement !! I wont be two timed like that will I ? BarwickBears moves in tonight doesnt he ?:heyhey:

Serious trouble for me today so I might be chucking the Coalville minx out too!

She`s discovered a whole new interest in the bloody Farmtown game and I`m finding it hard to get near the comp! She`s gonna be up here in a few minutes and kicking me off it again!


Eat

More


Starch...?

blame patty for any rain, she deserves a bit of blame for summat now & again dunt she?:D

Serious trouble for me today so I might be chucking the Coalville minx out too!

She`s discovered a whole new interest in the bloody Farmtown game and I`m finding it hard to get near the comp! She`s gonna be up here in a few minutes and kicking me off it again!


Eat

More


Starch...?has she got a thing for animals?:huh:

of course she has mh, she lives with one dunt she ?

:ojabbers is a gentleman int he?

gentle maybe, man ? ummmmmmmmm not quite sure about that, innit ?

hey jabber, are you a gentleman ?

its quiet on here today innit?

innit just mh ? bloomin hard work as well trying to type with a frozen shoulder, should i use my toes more ?

you could always defrost your shoulder couldnt you? what about using the microwave?:huh:

hmmmmmmmmm might just give that a go or should i try the hot wax treatment ?

whatever tickles your fancy innit?

fancy , isnt that something you eat? as in french fancy ?

pastry

cakes

shelves

tesco ?

you might fancy the hot wax treatment or fancy a spell in the microwave to defrost yourself innit?

you might fancy the hot wax treatment or fancy a spell in the microwave to defrost yourself innit?

I wish you lot would get some flippin work done dont I ?:rant:

I wish you lot would get some flippin work done dont I ?:rant:dont be silly its all womans work innit?:D

This woman has had a really hard day. I had a lie in this morning and then went out for a 3 hour lunch with some friends, came home, spoke to my youngest on the phone, pinged tea in the microwave and now I'm sat here. hard life innit?

I`m goign to have a strange day tomorrow.... I was phoned by my buddy today and he`s going to take me on a two hour eating tour of Leicester... he didnt give many details but he said to make sure I didnt have any breakfast and be ready to eat until I exploded....

I hope theres meat involved... lots of raw and extremely bloody meat.

Arent...

we?

What about your 5 a day jabbers?

This woman has had a really hard day. I had a lie in this morning and then went out for a 3 hour lunch with some friends, came home, spoke to my youngest on the phone, pinged tea in the microwave and now I'm sat here. hard life innit?

Good evening chimay:), looks like You have had a nice day dear..doesn't it?

I`m goign to have a strange day tomorrow.... I was phoned by my buddy today and he`s going to take me on a two hour eating tour of Leicester... he didnt give many details but he said to make sure I didnt have any breakfast and be ready to eat until I exploded....

I hope theres meat involved... lots of raw and extremely bloody meat.

Arent...

we?
Good evening:). I must say that i like your avatar dear..is it Frankenstein?:cool:

Good evening chimay:), looks like You have had a nice day dear..doesn't it?

Evening AB have you had a good day?

What about your 5 a day jabbers?

A cat

A dog

A goldfish

A Cow

A starling...?

Good evening:). I must say that i like your avatar dear..is it Frankenstein?:cool:

No its....


erm...

Ask Pattricia, she made me have it!


arent they?

A cat

A dog

A goldfish

A Cow

A starling...?

An apple

A banana

A carrot

A tomato

An orange...............?

Evening AB have you had a good day?

Yes iv'e had a very good day dear, i've had a little trip to Primarni in Meadowhall,and iv'e bought some nice pyjamas and some very cute fluffy slippers..it was a nice little treat for myself wasn't it?.:)

A Jacket Potato

Some Mash

Some roast spuds

Saute

A chip..... Is that right Chimmers?

A Jacket Potato

Some Mash

Some roast spuds

Saute

A chip..... Is that right Chimmers?

We're getting there aren't we?:D

Yes iv'e had a very good day dear, i've had a little trip to Primarni in Meadowhall,and iv'e bought some nice pyjamas and some very cute fluffy slippers..it was a nice little treat for myself wasn't it?.:)

Retail therapy is thebest therapy of all times innit?:hihi:

Good evening to all, are you all well?

evening lonne. I'm well thanks for asking, how are you?

evening lonne. I'm well thanks for asking, how are you?

I am well thank you Chimay, I caught a bit of sun this afternoon :) has it been hot where you are?

Good evening lonne:). It was rather foggy in sheffield this morning dear wasn't it? where are you?in Benidorm?:)

I am well thank you Chimay, I caught a bit of sun this afternoon :) has it been hot where you are?

Mid afternoon was quite sunny which was handy as my OH was out gardening wasn't he?

I`m goign to have a strange day tomorrow.... I was phoned by my buddy today and he`s going to take me on a two hour eating tour of Leicester... he didnt give many details but he said to make sure I didnt have any breakfast and be ready to eat until I exploded....

I hope theres meat involved... lots of raw and extremely bloody meat.

Arent...

we?

With liver and favor beans isnt it?:hihi::hihi:

With liver and favor beans isnt it?:hihi::hihi:

FVFVFVFVFVFVFVFV!

isnt it?

An apple

A banana

A carrot

A tomato

An orange...............?

Sounds like the ingredients of the shampoo I just used!


arent they?

Blankety blank Blankety blank

Blankety blank Blankety blank

Blankety blank Blankety blank

Blankety blank Blankety blank

BLANKETY BLANK!


BLANKETY BLANK!!!!


I love that song but I can never remember all the words.




Cant it?

I didn't watch blankety blank if I could avoid it didn't I?

I didn't watch blankety blank if I could avoid it didn't I?

I only watched it for the catchy theme song!



isnt

they?

I only watched it for the catchy theme song!



isnt

they?

That's why I thought you'd watch it. have you tried googling the theme tune so that you can learn the rest of that catchy tune innit?:D

That's why I thought you'd watch it. have you tried googling the theme tune so that you can learn the rest of that catchy tune innit?:D

Thats the only reason I got it right tonight! Usually its
"Blankety...erm... thing, Blankety thing!!!
Blankety thing thingety blank!"




arent they?

That's why I thought you'd watch it. have you tried googling the theme tune so that you can learn the rest of that catchy tune innit?:D

I used to watch blankety blank didn't i dear?...innit?:)

Thats the only reason I got it right tonight! Usually its
"Blankety...erm... thing, Blankety thing!!!
Blankety thing thingety blank!"




arent they?

I think the bit you've forgotten is "and here is your host..............." innit?

I think the bit you've forgotten is "and here is your host..............." innit?

SEE??

Proof that Google is flawed!



cant they?

Lovely


Just got comfortable and the OH wants me to shift so she can open Facebook up and play Farm-bloody -town!

arent...

she?

SEE??

Proof that Google is flawed!



cant they?

It's not the only flawed thing around here is it?:loopy:

It's not the only flawed thing around here is it?:loopy:

I`m flawed like a diamond!



isnt...


them?

Lovely


Just got comfortable and the OH wants me to shift so she can open Facebook up and play Farm-bloody -town!

arent...

she?

Have you got to go now? What's farm town?

Its a daft game on Facebook that all the women seem to be addicted to!

She`s leering at me so I have to go- I may be back later though so..... Keep those windows and doors locked! :D


Arent they?

Its a daft game on Facebook that all the women seem to be addicted to!

She`s leering at me so I have to go- I may be back later though so..... Keep those windows and doors locked! :D


Arent they?

I'm not addicted. I'm not on facebook. See you later won't I?

Have you got to go now? What's farm town?

There are some very silly games on facebook dear, i don't bother with them do i?...innit?:roll:. What time do you think the men will be on?:)

There are some very silly games on facebook dear, i don't bother with them do i?...innit?:roll:. What time do you think the men will be on?:)

I was just wondering when anyone will come on wasn't I?

I was just wondering when anyone will come on wasn't I?

It's very quiet tonight isn't it?. I wonder where everyone is?:suspect:

It's very quiet tonight isn't it?. I wonder where everyone is?:suspect:

Is there anything "good" on TV?

Hi everyone. I've got a new computer, haven't I?:love:

Hi everyone. I've got a new computer, haven't I?:love:

Hi Jane. I wish that I'd got a new PC as this one keeps playing up. What make is yours?

Hi everyone. I've got a new computer, haven't I?:love:
Good evening jane:). I need a new computer, because mine is ancient dear isn't it?:roll:

Hi Jane. I wish that I'd got a new PC as this one keeps playing up. What make is yours?
It's a packard bell, is that good or bad?

It's not brand new, just new to me, innit?

Good evening jane:). I need a new computer, because mine is ancient dear isn't it?:roll:

The fan went on mine, so it kept breaking down.

That's why I disappeared last night and haven't been on today, innit?

It's a packard bell, is that good or bad?

It's not brand new, just new to me, innit?

I don't know much about PCs. My OH and 2 sons are the brainboxes. Between the 4 of us we've got an IBM, 2 Acers and 2 Toshibas. We've got 6PCs but I can't remember what the other two are can I?

I don't know much about PCs. My OH and 2 sons are the brainboxes. Between the 4 of us we've got an IBM, 2 Acers and 2 Toshibas. We've got 6PCs but I can't remember what the other two are can I?

6 Pc's, are you a millionaire?

I'm glad OH fixed the washer the other day or we'd be skint and Christmas is creeping up, innit?

The fan went on mine, so it kept breaking down.

That's why I disappeared last night and haven't been on today, innit?

My son as just bought a lovely new laptop,its very quick..much faster than my old computer isn't it?.:(

My son as just bought a lovely new laptop,its very quick..much faster than my old computer isn't it?.:(

Put a new PC on your Xmas wish list Bessie, won't you?

Put a new PC on your Xmas wish list Bessie, won't you?

Yes..i think i will dear won't i?:)

Yes..i think i will dear won't i?:)

I think I'll put a new washing machine on mine, won't I?

Is this The Happy Hour ?:)

Is this The Happy Hour ?:)

If you want it to be. Yes.

I think there's only us two here though Pat,

Can we have some men out of your cellar, please?

6 Pc's, are you a millionaire?

I'm glad OH fixed the washer the other day or we'd be skint and Christmas is creeping up, innit?

If only..........with an OH and 2 sons who are into computing we could hardly avoid acquiring too many PCs could we? My OH's firm upgraded their computers and he bought 3 of the old ones for £150. My laptop is about 5 years old and belonged to my youngest before he bought a new one for university. As he worked at Currys for a while he got staff discounts for the laptops. That leaves one PC the three of them bought when Vista came out. It's madness innit?

If you want it to be. Yes.

I think there's only us two here though Pat,

Can we have some men out of your cellar, please?

What age & colour would you like ?:heyhey:

If only..........with an OH and 2 sons who are into computing we could hardly avoid acquiring too many PCs could we? My OH's firm upgraded their computers and he bought 3 of the old ones for £150. My laptop is about 5 years old and belonged to my youngest before he bought a new one for university. As he worked at Currys for a while he got staff discounts for the laptops. That leaves one PC the three of them bought when Vista came out. It's madness innit?

If I'd have known Chim, I would have come begging at your door, wouldn't I?:hihi:

If only..........with an OH and 2 sons who are into computing we could hardly avoid acquiring too many PCs could we? My OH's firm upgraded their computers and he bought 3 of the old ones for £150. My laptop is about 5 years old and belonged to my youngest before he bought a new one for university. As he worked at Currys for a while he got staff discounts for the laptops. That leaves one PC the three of them bought when Vista came out. It's madness innit?

My laptop is four years old, and Im thinking of getting a wi-fi one arent i ?

If I'd have known Chim, I would have come begging at your door, wouldn't I?:hihi:

You'd have had to kill my OH and sons to separate them from their "babies" wouldn't you? :loopy::loopy:

25 to 70 age:hihi:

Colour, any innit?

No smaller than 5' 8" and no taller than 6'4", innit?

Do you have any?

My laptop is four years old, and Im thinking of getting a wi-fi one arent i ?

Wifi is great. We've got PCs in 3 different rooms all wified up. In the summer my Oh even took my laptop down the garden didn't he?

You'd have had to kill my OH and sons to separate them from their "babies" wouldn't you? :loopy::loopy:

Sounds like youve got plenty of experts there CH doesnt it ?

You'd have had to kill my OH and sons to separate them from their "babies" wouldn't you? :loopy::loopy:

I could have tried killing them with kindness, couldn't I?:hihi:

I could have tried killing them with kindness, couldn't I?:hihi:

Are you wanting a new pc as well Jane, like me ?

I could have tried killing them with kindness, couldn't I?:hihi:

I don't do kindness so they wouldn't have known what hit them if you had tried it. Innit? :hihi:

Are you wanting a new pc as well Jane, like me ?

I got one today Pat, it's not new just to me, innit?

I got one today Pat, it's not new just to me, innit?

Is it a reconditioned one ?

I don't do kindness so they wouldn't have known what hit them if you had tried it. Innit? :hihi:

It could have worked then, I could have got all their computers couldn't I?

Is it a reconditioned one ?

No it's from a family member. My other ones fan broke, didn't it?:mad:

What age & colour would you like ?:heyhey:

Good evening Pat :). Have you got one for me please? :D

Good evening Pat :). Have you got one for me please? :D

Bessie, I thought you'd gone, didn't I?

No it's from a family member. My other ones fan broke, didn't it?:mad:

I keep thinking my fan is going to go but it never does. I can hear it now blowing away cant I ?

Good evening Pat :). Have you got one for me please? :D

Yes, Ive chucked The Italian Stallion out tonight and BB(BarwickBear) has moved in hasnt he ?;)

Yes, Ive chucked The Italian Stallion out tonight and BB(BarwickBear) has moved in hasnt he ?;)

We can't all share BB can we, who else have you got?

Bessie, I thought you'd gone, didn't I?

I've come back now jane haven't i?:)

I've come back now Pat haven't i?:)

Have you been doing anything interesting?

We can't all share BB can we, who else have you got?

Well theres mh isnt there ?:rolleyes:

Well theres mh isnt there ?:rolleyes:oi leave me out of it will ya?

Well theres mh isnt there ?:rolleyes:

No thanks, I'm nobodys wench am I?:hihi:

Good evening Pat :). Have you got one for me please? :D

Yes, how do you fancy a 6ft 1inch fireman ?:lol::lol:

oi leave me out of it will ya?

No, youre going in my spare room for when BB gets worn out innit ?:mad:

No, youre going in my spare room for when BB gets worn out innit ?:mad:

Do you have SSB down there?:love:

No, youre going in my spare room for when BB gets worn out innit ?:mad:tha can sod off im goin nowhere near your house am i?:gag:

Do you have SSB down there?:love:

Do you Pat?

It could have worked then, I could have got all their computers couldn't I?

Then they'd be cluttering up your place instead of mine innit? :D

Yes, Ive chucked The Italian Stallion out tonight and BB(BarwickBear) has moved in hasnt he ?;)

Is he on his way to me now then?. Iv'e been to Primarni today and bought some nice pyjamas and fluffy slippers, i'm wearing them now in readiness for his arrival aren't i?:D

Do you Pat?

Nay, Ive spared him cos of his age innit ?:)

Is he on his way to me now then?. Iv'e been to Primarni today and bought some nice pyjamas and fluffy slippers, i'm wearing them now in readiness for his arrival aren't i?:D

I think hed prefer you naked Bessie wouldnt he ?:rolleyes:

Then they'd be cluttering up your place instead of mine innit? :D

They wouldn't be cluttering up the house, they would be on e-bay, wouldn't they?:hihi:

tha can sod off im goin nowhere near your house am i?:gag:

Thy asnt much choice has tha ?:rolleyes:

Thy asnt much choice has tha ?:rolleyes:oh yes i have, i have other conquests before you, your near the bottom of my list arnt ya?

Nay, Ive spared him cos of his age innit ?:)

You are kinder than me then aren't you?

Is he on his way to me now then?. Iv'e been to Primarni today and bought some nice pyjamas and fluffy slippers, i'm wearing them now in readiness for his arrival aren't i?:D

I think hed prefer you naked Bessie wouldnt he ?:rolleyes:

I thought that she was warming them up for him to wear when he arrived didn't I?

I think hed prefer you naked Bessie wouldnt he ?:rolleyes:
But i want him to see my new pyjamas first,they have got rabbits on them haven't they? and they were 5 quid from Primarni...innit?:hihi:

oh yes i have, i have other conquests before you, your near the bottom of my list arnt ya?

You have a list?:o

They wouldn't be cluttering up the house, they would be on e-bay, wouldn't they?:hihi:

You probably wouldn't get much for them would you?:D

You probably wouldn't get much for them would you?:D

Computers, or OH and sons?:hihi::hihi::hihi:

I thought that she was warming them up for him to wear when he arrived didn't I?

They wouldn't fit him dear would they? i'm tiny aren't i?. I'm only 5 foot and a dog end...innit?:hihi:

But i want him to see my new pyjamas first,they have got rabbits on them haven't they? and they were 5 quid from Primarni...innit?:hihi:

Anyway we have no need to fight over him now bessie have we, unless lonne comes on, and Ill scratch her eyes out wont I ?:rant:

Computers, or OH and sons?:hihi::hihi::hihi:

Any of them even with BOGOF innit? :hihi::hihi:

You have a list?:o

I refuse to be on his list of wenches dont I ?:rolleyes:

Anyway we have no need to fight over him now bessie have we, unless lonne comes on, and Ill scratch her eyes out wont I ?:rant:

Calm down dear, it's only a man, innit?:hihi:

You have a list?:oi have to cos im in demand arnt i?

They wouldn't fit him dear would they? i'm tiny aren't i?. I'm only 5 foot and a dog end...innit?:hihi:

How do you know how tall he is?:hihi:

Any of them even with BOGOF innit? :hihi::hihi:

Not even enough for a bottle of Tia Maria?

Not even enough for a bottle of Tia Maria?

Not even for a bottle of water isit?

i have to cos im in demand arnt i?

By who?

Anyway your not fooling me, there's only one person on that list and it's your other half.

You are totally besotted aren't you?

Not even for a bottle of water isit?

:hihi::hihi::hihi: innit?

How do you know how tall he is?:hihi:

Ive measured him & told her havent I ?:)

By who?

Anyway your not fooling me, there's only one person on that list and it's your other half.

You are totally besotted aren't you?your havin a laugh arnt ya ?:gag:

your havin a laugh arnt ya ?:gag:
We hope not dont we ?:mad:

We hope not dont we ?:mad:you'll have to carry on hoping then wont you?

How do you know how tall he is?:hihi:

Well i don't know how tall he is do i? but i will ask him when he comes on won't i dear?. If he's under 6 foot Pat can have him back..innit?:hihi:

you'll have to carry on hoping then wont you?

Listen mate, Ive seen her and shes beautiful aint she ?:)

Well i don't know how tall he is do i? but i will ask him when he comes on won't i dear?. If he's under 6 foot Pat can have him back..innit?:hihi:

Do you do metric?

Well i don't know how tall he is do i? but i will ask him when he comes on won't i dear?. If he's under 6 foot Pat can have him back..innit?:hihi:

No way , after his galavanting with lonne !! The bear has moved in tonight, and awaits my company in bed doesnt he ?:rolleyes:

Listen mate, Ive seen her and shes beautiful aint she ?:):rolleyes:?:rolleyes:

:rolleyes:?:rolleyes:

And she looks at you as though butter wouldnt melt doesnt she ?:rolleyes:

And she looks at you as though butter wouldnt melt doesnt she ?:rolleyes:thats cos iv taught her well innit?

Do you do metric?

No..i can't get my head round all that nonsense dear, can i?:roll:

thats cos iv taught her well innit?

And you look at her back in the same way. Ya cant fool me can you ?:D

thats cos iv taught her well innit?

:o:o:oinnit?

And you look at her back in the same way. Ya cant fool me can you ?:D

Is it one of those that you can tell how much in love they are Pat?

How sweet, innit?

:o:o:oinnit?

Hes kidding jane, his OH is a beautiful blonde isnt she ?

No..i can't get my head round all that nonsense dear, can i?:roll:

So you don't know the different between 150cm and 1.5m then?:D

Is it one of those that you can tell how much in love they are Pat?

How sweet, innit?

Yes, I could tell, and Im not kidding now am I ?:)

So you don't know the different between 150cm and 1.5m then?:D

She will when he gets in bed with her , innit ?:rolleyes:

Yes, I could tell, and Im not kidding now am I ?:)

I believe you don't I?

And you look at her back in the same way. Ya cant fool me can you ?:Doh yeah i can cant i?

:o:o:oinnit?why the shock?

I believe you don't I?

In fact I dont know hows hes aquired her do I ?:o

oh yeah i can cant i?

why the shock?

The shock was from you saying 'I've taught her well' wasn't it?

In fact I dont know hows hes aquired her do I ?:o

Mh has got to have kissed the Blarney Stone, hasn't he?

Have you MH?

In fact I dont know hows hes aquired her do I ?:oi felt sorry for her dint i?:rolleyes:

The shock was from you saying 'I've taught her well' wasn't it?

That funny sign has come back under the last post hasnt it ?:o

She will when he gets in bed with her , innit ?:rolleyes:

:smile::smile::heyhey::heyhey:

The shock was from you saying 'I've taught her well' wasn't it?its true though innit?

i felt sorry for her dint i?:rolleyes:

Listen mate she could have anybody. Hows she fell for you ?:rant:

That funny sign has come back under the last post hasnt it ?:o

Do you mean that squiggle Pat?

:smile::smile::heyhey::heyhey:

Well hes a good rider , I can vouch for that cant i ?:rolleyes:

Do you mean that squiggle Pat?

Its gone again hasnt it ?

its true though innit?

Is it?

She ought to clobber you with the rolling pin, didn't she?

Listen mate she could have anybody. Hows she fell for you ?:rant:cos iv got what it takes innit?:heyhey:

Is it?

She ought to clobber you with the rolling pin, didn't she?oh she only uses that for rolling pastry like a good wench should innit?:)

oh she only uses that for rolling pastry like a good wench should innit?:)

She has lovely eyes doesnt she ? I wonder why she picked you ?:huh:

oh she only uses that for rolling pastry like a good wench should innit?:)

Would it surprise you to know I don't own one?:hihi:

Would it surprise you to know I don't own one?:hihi:

Ive got two, but never use them do I ? Well only to chase KZ outta the house dont I ?:rolleyes:

I'm losing the battle to stay awake so I'm off to bed. Goodnight innit?

Ive got two, but never use them do I ? Well only to chase KZ outta the house dont I ?:rolleyes:

:hihi::hihi::hihi:

Well I'm off now, see you all soon, yes?

I'm losing the battle to stay awake so I'm off to bed. Goodnight innit?

Goodnight CH, always nice to chat with you isnt it ?

:hihi::hihi::hihi:

Well I'm off now, see you all soon, yes?
Goodnight Jane, sleep well dear wont you ?

She has lovely eyes doesnt she ? I wonder why she picked you ?:huh:she dint, i were drunk & offered to take her out, big mistake eh?:gag:

Would it surprise you to know I don't own one?:hihi:she does, i bought 1 for her dint i?:)

I'm losing the battle to stay awake so I'm off to bed. Goodnight innit?night chimmers innit?:)

:hihi::hihi::hihi:

Well I'm off now, see you all soon, yes?night jane innit?:)

she dint, i were drunk & offered to take her out, big mistake eh?:gag:

Im trying to think who she reminds me of. I liked her a lot didnt I ?

Im trying to think who she reminds me of. I liked her a lot didnt I ?she reminds me of my wench dunt she?

she reminds me of my wench dunt she?

I felt right comfortable with her didnt I ?

I felt right comfortable with her didnt I ?are you sure you dont swing both ways?:huh:

are you sure you dont swing both ways?:huh:

No way, but because she is quiet I didnt think we would get along, but we did didnt we ?

time for bed me thinks innit?:D

No way, but because she is quiet I didnt think we would get along, but we did didnt we ?i love it when she's quiet dont i?:D

time for bed me thinks innit?:D
Yes, Ive just said goodnight to you on the Im Thinking thread havent I ? Goodnight mh innit ?

i love it when she's quiet dont i?:D

Shut it !!!:rant::rant:

I'm not getting involved!

Shut it !!!:rant::rant::hihi:shurrup im goin anyway, i want some kip, night owd dear innit?:)

I'm not getting involved!

Hi hodgy how are you ?

:hihi:shurrup im goin anyway, i want some kip, night owd dear innit?:)

Goodnight mh, Im here till 12 arent I ?:)

Well its nigh on twelve now, so goodnight to you all. Wonder whats happened to Merl & WW tonight ?

Awooga......?

Good Evening To ALL :D innit???????

Morning all:wave: not much to report weatherwise yet this morning, is there:?:

Morning Joan and all. The weather report for East Anglia this morning is sunny - yippeeee. How's your daughters' visit going Joan? My Oh has gone back to work this morning so I've got the house to myself all day. What should I do, clean the bathrooms or go shopping?

Morning Joan and all. The weather report for East Anglia this morning is sunny - yippeeee. How's your daughters' visit going Joan? My Oh has gone back to work this morning so I've got the house to myself all day. What should I do, clean the bathrooms or go shopping?

Well :huh: shopping sounds slightly more exciting, dunnit? :hihi:

Well :huh: shopping sounds slightly more exciting, dunnit? :hihi:

I've just been cleaning the bathrooms so that's the boring stuff over and one with innit?

I've just been cleaning the bathrooms so that's the boring stuff over and one with innit?

So now you are taking a well-earned break, and playing on here, aren you? :thumbsup:

So now you are taking a well-earned break, and playing on here, aren you? :thumbsup:

I sure am and I'm wondering what to have for lunch. A banana sandwich seems like a good idea dun't it?

I sure am and I'm wondering what to have for lunch. A banana sandwich seems like a good idea dun't it?

:gag: You're welcome to it (me n bananas don't agree :roll:) .......I'm off now.....going to Ma's for lunch.....won't know what I'm having till I get there, will I? :hihi:

Bye for now :wave: See ya later, yes?

Bye merlina. Enjoy your bananaless lunch won't you?

Morning Joan and all. The weather report for East Anglia this morning is sunny - yippeeee. How's your daughters' visit going Joan? My Oh has gone back to work this morning so I've got the house to myself all day. What should I do, clean the bathrooms or go shopping?

She went back Monday morning so I'm back to normal now...well sort of :hihi: just been into town and the weather is fantastic, just like Summer innit:?:

I just got back from Rons cafe on Abbey lane in Leicester... My buddy decided to treat me- or try to kill me by buying me one of their "Full breakfasts".

Basically its a three feet wide plate filled with every fried food under the sun- there was a two feet high pile on the plate and we had one each and managed to clean the plates.

I may die though, I think my gut is going to explode.


wont


they?

I just got back from Rons cafe on Abbey lane in Leicester... My buddy decided to treat me- or try to kill me by buying me one of their "Full breakfasts".

Basically its a three feet wide plate filled with every fried food under the sun- there was a two feet high pile on the plate and we had one each and managed to clean the plates.

I may die though, I think my gut is going to explode.


wont


they?

HUH! WIMP! Didn't you have any afters:?::hihi:

HUH! WIMP! Didn't you have any afters:?::hihi:

I only regained conciousness half an hour ago!


arent...


it?

I only regained conciousness half an hour ago!


arent...


it?

As I said, WIMP, you should have had at least 10 slices of toast and marmalade to fill up on, shouldn't you:?: :hihi:

I dug through the layer of chips... then through the beans... then through the tomatoes.... then through a layer of sausages... then a three inch thick layer of bacon... then-- and by this time I was sobbing like a baby- there was the layer of mushrooms.... then a layer of potato fritters... then just as I thought I could see daylight and the stomach pump wasnt going to be needed I noticed a thick layer of fried bread... I saw the archangel Gabriel at that point- he was standing over me with a flaming sword and muttering "Eat up, laddy"

That was course one....



isnt it?

Hi to all :D how are you???

Hiya! hows you?

I dug through the layer of chips... then through the beans... then through the tomatoes.... then through a layer of sausages... then a three inch thick layer of bacon... then-- and by this time I was sobbing like a baby- there was the layer of mushrooms.... then a layer of potato fritters... then just as I thought I could see daylight and the stomach pump wasnt going to be needed I noticed a thick layer of fried bread... I saw the archangel Gabriel at that point- he was standing over me with a flaming sword and muttering "Eat up, laddy"

That was course one....



isnt it?

Well, don't leave it there, what was course two:?:

Hiya! hows you?

Very Good :D

and you JW ?

but are you Wockey on Manchester Forum?

I dug through the layer of chips... then through the beans... then through the tomatoes.... then through a layer of sausages... then a three inch thick layer of bacon... then-- and by this time I was sobbing like a baby- there was the layer of mushrooms.... then a layer of potato fritters... then just as I thought I could see daylight and the stomach pump wasnt going to be needed I noticed a thick layer of fried bread... I saw the archangel Gabriel at that point- he was standing over me with a flaming sword and muttering "Eat up, laddy"

That was course one....



isnt it?

Wot, no fried egg or black pudding?

Very Good :D

and you JW ?

but are you Wockey on Manchester Forum?

Yes but its been a while since I was there!


innit?

Well, don't leave it there, what was course two:?:

Course two was a long period of unconciousness!


arent they?

Wot, no fried egg or black pudding?

Oh there were eggs.... and black pudding but I didnt have the pudding, my mate did though.

I love black pud but not fried !


arent we?