Right a bit of a game.

Choose 2 fairly evenly matched Celebs & discuss who you think'd win in a fistfight / bitchfight.

We'll have a bit of a chat before moving onto round 2 which someone else can pick 2 celebs.

So here goes.

Round one:
A bitchfight between Princess Anne V TV talentless tart Tara Palmer Tompkinson?

I reckon it would be a good scrap cos although Anne's older & TPT is younger & possibly quicker, I reckon Annes's got rate strong thighs from riding horses forever so should be able to give the wannabe drug addict presenter TPT a severe kicking.

Opinions please....

My monies on the P Royal

She's a bit of a no nonsense gel (that's a hard g for those who can't understand Sloane-speak) so I reckon she's got the psychological advantage there. Nowt weak about our Annie, comes from all those ancestors clawing their way to the top, trampling serfs underfoot etc. Reet character building stuff!

Pit all that against an ex-junkie whose best claim to fame was a quickie in the jungle......no contest!

Do I get a prize, Don?


Anne Robinson vs Germaine Greer