sadly i doubt you could beat this one....

a song by nofx called............- 'We Threw Gasoline on the Fire And Now We Have Stumps For Arms And No Eyebrows'

CLASS!!


turbonegro have done a song called `erection' which is...ermmm uplifing.


any others?

'You're Never Alone With A Schizophrenic' by Ian Hunter
damn good track too!

turbonegro again.......`all my friends are dead'

2 that make me smile:

The Vandals - If the government can read my mind, they'd know I'm thinking about you

and

The Bloodhoud Gang - I wish I was Queer so I could get chicks

Stupid but still funny

Wilf

There's the unreconstructed Spooky Tooth song : 'You broke my heart, so I busted your jaw'.

And the Pink Floyd album track : "Several Species of Small Furry Animals Grooving in a Cave with a Pict"

Weird.....:)

Joe

I'm surprised nobody has mentioned any Morrissey titles yet LOL!:P

You're the one for me fatty.

Shoplifters of the world unite.

Always Look on the Bright Side of Life! :hihi:

Monty P - Eric Idle

Like a Virgin (the irony being, she had had more cocks than a warwickshire chicken farmer)

F**king Hell,it's Fred Titmuss-Half Man,Half Biscuit

Originally posted by uncleheed
F**king Hell,it's Fred Titmuss-Half Man,Half Biscuit

Had some good titles Half Man Half Biscuit, who can forget that classic 'I Hate Nerys Hughes'? Well most people have actually but great title!:thumbsup:

Manic Street Preachers - ifwhiteamericatoldthetruthforonedayitsworldwouldfa llapart

"You are the generation who bought more shoes and you get what you deserve" - Johnny Boy

"Thankfully not living in Yorkshire it doesn't apply" - Dexys Midnight Runners - despite the title I think the sentiments would be appreciated by most people in Sheffield.............

"Lord have mercy on me, keep me away from Leeds"

There's a guy works down the chip-shop swears he's Elvis ?

bring on the dancing horses -echo and the bunny men
little fluffy clouds - the orb

Gallons of rubbing alcohol flow throught the strip - Nirvana

The land of the slipper men - Genesis

DR FEELGOOD - Milk & Alcohol.:P

Mummy was an asteroid, Daddy was a small non-stick kitchen utensil, by Quiet Sun. It was an instrumental by the way. And rather a good one at that.

its really hip t be square.. huey louis and the news.

Your Mother's got a penis. Goldie looking chain

"Ya Arms Are To Short To Box With God" by Lakim Shabazz
:heyhey:

A Carrot Is As Close As A Rabbit Gets To A Diamond (Capt Beefheart)

If I get started on Parliament/Funkadelic song titles I could be here all day, but a few faves are:

"Jimmy's got a little bit of bitch in him"

"Free your mind and your ass will follow"

and "Aqua Boogie (A psychoalphadiscobetabioaquadoloop)"

Brilliant:D

Metalman,
Weren't Quiet Sun a short-lived band featuring Charles Haywood [also of This Heat] on drums, Brian Eno on keys, tapes etc, and perhaps Richard Sinclair knocking about somewhere? I vaguely recall the album from which the song you mention came from. That is going back a bit. God, I feel old!

My own personal favourite is 'Making love to a vampire with a monkey on my knee' by Captain Beefheart. One suspects that the good Captain draws from his own personal experience in the song.

Sumo rabbit and his inesapable trap of doom

Spook perv happenings in the snooker hall

Both by Lawnmower Deth

"International Colouring Contest" by Stereolab. Good song, even better title!

Not a song title but this guy used to change is band name quite a lot with the same theme running trough out.

You've got foetus on your breath.

Scraping foetus off the wheel.

Foetus uber frisco.

Foetus art terrorism.

The foetus all nude revue.

Nice:loopy:

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"Disco Sucks, F!!k Everything" by Sick Of It All :)

Approaching Pavonis Mons by balloon(utopia planitia) - The Flaming Lips

Pink Floyd - Careful with That Axe, Eugene

what about sweet cherry pie

How about;

'Luke Vibert Can Kiss My Indiepunk Whiteboy Ass', 'Ruin It, Ruin Them, Ruin Yrself, Than Ruin Me', 'It'll Take Millions In Plastic Surgery To Make Me Black' all by Kid 606.

Or;

'Deutschland (Has) (Gotta) Die' by Atari Teenage Riot.