I'm not sure how to do a poll thing so, I will just list the options:

Would you rather be:
1) An millionaire but ugly
2) Super intelligent but boring to 99% of the population
3) Absolultley gorgeous but poor and smelly
4) Struggling to make ends meet in a crappy job, married with three kids.

None of the above.

easy: gorgeous but poor and smelly. You could easily have a wash and then go get a job, using your looks as charm material.

Either 1) An millionaire but ugly

Because, if you wave enough £50 notes at a women, her knickers fall down. Was that a bit too much :D

Evidence here:-
http://www.serapis.plus.com/How_to_spot_a_rich_guy.jpg

Or,

Struggling to make ends meet in a crappy job, married with three kids. As long as you where happy!

Number four but without the crappy job, which was close to where I was until I packed in my crappy job and went self-employed. Now looking forwards to spending a couple of years going to numerous places selling stuff, and then perhaps a change. Will have to see. Two years is far too far in the future to plan.

At the moment I'll stick with the job I have though it does mean a bit of a struggle - unless I win the lottery. We can dream can't we?

Dragon

A MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!easy life,ha,ha ha,

Originally posted by thestruggle
I'm not sure how to do a poll thing so, I will just list the options:

Would you rather be:
1) An millionaire but ugly
2) Super intelligent but boring to 99% of the population
3) Absolultley gorgeous but poor and smelly
4) Struggling to make ends meet in a crappy job, married with three kids.

Well, that's a simple choice: obviously no 3 :rolleyes: All you need do is have a wash, like Tim says, and then you can either go get a job or go get a rich husband! Sorted :thumbsup:

StarSparkle

PS Please note: this post was answered in a spirit of fun!

But what if you couldn't get rid of the smell, like you had that condition where you skin produces a smell like rotting fish ?

Really ultrastrong BO? I know someone like that - poor so and so. But there are not that many smells that are not caused by bacteria so it follows that there would be an antibac that would get rid of the smell.

Aside from that - when you have put up with a smell for a long time you do not even realise it is there - this from a smoker.

Dragon

Originally posted by nick2
But what if you couldn't get rid of the smell, like you had that condition where you skin produces a smell like rotting fish ?

Hmmm - if I couldn't get rid of the smell, then I'd pick option no 1 instead. Be a millionaire but ugly, so that way I could afford to have lots of plastic surgery so that I would look absolutely gorgeous, as in option no 3! :thumbsup:

StarSparkle

A millionaire - check
Super Intelligent - check
Absolutely gorgeous - check



...Damn, I've woken up! :roll:

I seem to fulfil all the criteria for number 2, but unfortunately I seem to fulfil half of them for the others too (ugly, poor, struggling to make ends meet in a crappy job).

a millionaire but ugly.

Have you seen what they can do with plastic surgery these days?

Extreme Makeover is making our world a much more aesthetically pleasing place.

Did anyone see that prog called "Is she really going out with him?" last nite (26/7) on Five?
It was all about this very subject and how babes can be 'attracted' to mingers. It can be down to a number of factors like power, fame, intelligence, money etc.
But apparently attractive women are more attracted to the smell of ugly blokes than the smell of hunks......weird!!!

can someone please tell me where i can go and have my palm read or maybe a tarot card reading as i am really interested in what the future holds for me

wrong thread lol