Men when in a nightclub is it trouser or jeans you wear? If jeans does it matter which brand?

I don't think you're trousers are the problem sid but try brown cordorys.

Tracksuit bottoms adorned with burn marks (ripped jeans is now a symbol of poverty with it being the recession and all - whereas burn marks shows that you can afford narcotics) tucked into white socks with ridiculously overpriced yet very poor quality Nike trainers. PARK HILL knuckle dusters, tweed flat cap and platinum chain.

lol! Great thread this!
Once upon a time I used to wear trousers at a nightclub, but....

Would you safely refer to black wetlook leggings as 'trousers' even if I wear them with a miniskirt???

I wear both Jeans and trousers, I have some cords also.