View Full Version : Jess's Diets, What's yours?


BoppinBruce
25-07-2005, 15:06
Remember the Fast Show and Jess's Diets? This week I are been mainly eating............followed by poptarts or salt and vinegar crisps or whatever........

I ask forumers to complete the following.....

This Week I Are Been Mainly Eating..................

nick2
25-07-2005, 15:07
Chicken liver pate (that I made) on toast.

KookyKoo
25-07-2005, 15:23
ooooh get you Nick2!!!

This week I are mainly been eating...

bananas :banana: and chicken salad (not together)

D2J
25-07-2005, 15:30
Granny Smiths Apples :suspect:

Im addicted to the sourness :?

Lickable
25-07-2005, 15:44
Pizza, always pizza, the toppings can change, but i pefer they stay as a Veg, with a hint of Jalepenos

TheBlueDragon
25-07-2005, 15:48
Ive been eating McCain Micro chips, beans and cheese sprinkled ontop
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Lightninboy
25-07-2005, 15:50
Blair's Death Rain Crisps!! Red Savina Habenero pepper crisps!! The hottest crisps ever. Totally addicted!

Grim
25-07-2005, 17:06
home (parent's) grown eggs and courgettes :)

robbie
25-07-2005, 18:02
psdts, mackarel and a sauce.

DanSumption
25-07-2005, 19:10
Bread.

(AARGH! Somebody FFS fix that fscking "Sorry, but your message is too short" thing).

Rubysoho
25-07-2005, 19:21
Originally posted by Lightninboy
Blair's Death Rain Crisps!! Red Savina Habenero pepper crisps!! The hottest crisps ever. Totally addicted!

Does anybody know where these can be purchased from - just done an internet search but couldn't find anything on where to buy them from and I've never heard of them let alone seen them for sale, but they do sound a tad intriguing!!!!

pete_jim
25-07-2005, 19:36
This week we've been mostly eating courgettes and gooseberries (not on the same plate) as there are loads of both growing in the garden. Yes, we could make gooseberry jam but we're still eating 2003's Damson!

CherryNicole
25-07-2005, 19:53
tasty salad consisting of tomato, cucumber, pepper, sweetcorn. no lettace!

BoroughGal
25-07-2005, 19:57
Originally posted by Mainframe
Ive been eating McCain Micro chips, beans and cheese sprinkled ontop

Can you sprinkle beans?

Lightninboy
26-07-2005, 09:27
Does anybody know where these can be purchased from - just done an internet search but couldn't find anything on where to buy them from and I've never heard of them let alone seen them for sale, but they do sound a tad intriguing!!!!

Amazon do them!! (Like everything else), I fetched mine back from Japan!

sugarnspice
26-07-2005, 10:50
This week I've been mostly eating Cheese & Tomato toasties. Mmmmmmmmmmm lunch.

nick2
26-07-2005, 10:53
Originally posted by sugarnspice
This week I've been mostly eating Cheese & Tomato toasties. Mmmmmmmmmmm lunch.

Oh no, now I realy want a cheese, baked bean and brown sauce one.

If you opened a shop in town selling toasties you would make a fortune.

hazel
26-07-2005, 11:19
cherries

hazel

DanSumption
26-07-2005, 11:29
Today, we have been mostly eating redcurrants, blackcurrants and gooseberries, freshly picked at the Ponderosa.

nick2
26-07-2005, 11:52
Originally posted by DanSumption
Today, we have been mostly eating redcurrants, blackcurrants and gooseberries, freshly picked at the Ponderosa.

Redcurrants are "the most ravishing of all fruits" according to the 2 fat ladies.

DanSumption
26-07-2005, 12:04
Originally posted by nick2
Redcurrants are "the most ravishing of all fruits" according to the 2 fat ladies.
The most ravishing of all ladies... erm...

True fact: I used to work at an ad agency, where they wanted to use the two fat ladies in one of their ad campaigns for a health food. I think the strapline was something like "it's what's inside that counts". The client vetoed the idea, bloody good thing because one of the fat ladies died about a week after the campaign would have launched!

LoopyLou
26-07-2005, 12:09
This week i be mostly eating salads - i'm on a bit of a health drive.

Apple anyone?

Celery?

Shiesh
26-07-2005, 12:11
This week I 'av been mostly eating......Special K!!!!!

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