GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED

1 - no matter how hard you try, you can`t baptise cats.
2 - When your mum is mad at your dad, dont let her brush your hair.
3 - Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato
4 - You can`t trust dogs to watch your food.
5 - Dont sneeze when someone is cutting your hair
6 - Never hold a Dust-buster and a cat at the same time


GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED

1 - raising kids is like nailing jelly to a tree
2 - Wrinkles don`t hurt
3 - Middle age is when you choose your cereal for fibre, not a toy

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD

1 - Growing old is mandatory' growing up is optional.
2 - Forget the health food. I need all the preservatories I can get
3 - When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do when you`re down.
4 - You`re getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair you once got from a roller coaster.
5 - Time may be a great healer, but its a lousy beautician.
6 - Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes ages comes alone.