I like 2) and 8) best.:)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/edinburgh_and_east/8216991.stm

I think there's something wrong with me, cos I found the 'worst ones' funnier than the top 10! :blush:

I like 5 and 9. :D and think one would be funny if said by the right person.

My vote(s) would have been for 2 and 4.

1 is rubbish, imo. It sounds like something a kid would make up and think was amazing.

I like 2, 7, 9 and 10.

2 and 4 definately. 1 is rubbish.

Would not have picked that as the funniest joke.

I would have gone with five:-

• 5) Jack Whitehall - "I'm sure wherever my dad is; he's looking down on us. He's not dead, just very condescending."