This should be intresting.

I am currently asking people who know me 'what kind of person am I', so I can compare the judgement to people who have only met me online. I want to see if I can be described in the same way as close friends would.

Anybody who can, could you please try and describe me, and my personality.

Thanks

Maybe I am not a person...

you appear to be a blue tongue, so a fairly unusual person i'd say.

Starting to wonder if you are an obsessive, selfinvolved paranoid

:suspect:

Not really, it would just be impossible to do this about anyone else on the forum, but thanks for your input. Everything helps.

Very tasty if your forum name is anything to go by, but from your avatar I'd say you're too fond of bilberries :D

You're three foot seven. You weigh two stone. You have red eyes. You have a concorde nose. One eyebrow is bushier than the other. You spit when you talk. You can't pwonounce R's correctly, a bit like Jonathan Woss.

You're friendly but on the inside there's a bitterness. You miss John Craven's Newsround. You still have pictures of the Bay City Rollers on your bedroom walls.

You have a pet pussy cat. You keep a bottle of Toilet Duck beside the WC. Your favourite drink is Meths.

Do I get a prize?

Thats cheating Ousetunes. You have clearly been snooping around my house.

:suspect:

Hmmm I think you're probably quite witty in real life but shy at first, very creative, maybe relatively tidy???