My mate has just got back from lunch and she says that it looks like Ponds Forge has been evacuated. There are people wrapped in those tin foil blankets apparently.

If this is true (no offence HendryVIII) then I'd be interested to know more if anyone has any info?

Anyone got an update?

can anyone call Ponds Forge and ask? I can't otherwise I would, I know it's lame but I'm incurably nosy!

Did you find out what's happened?? I'm intrigued

It's true - there was a crowd of people stood just up the road from Ponds Forge, including loads of poor swimmers wrapped in those fetching tin foil blankets. Still don't know what happened though there was 1 police car there.

A bobbing turd floated by..

There had been a bomb scare, but its all OK now. One of my colleagues has just come back from there.

A friend of mine confirmed that "some greb left a massive brown shark" and the police have cordoned off the area, waiting for the bomb squad as it could be a wmd

"some greb"?? there's been so many scares in the centre, have anybody heard of any other bomb scares??