...yes, I really am that up myself!

What else is there to say?

There's loads to say!

Do you like Bovril, StevenSeed?

Tell us a bit more about you, StevenSeed!

1. Are you a boy/girl/don't know?

2. What is your classic chat up line?

3. If you were a drink, which drink would you be and why?

4. What is your best feature?

And most importantly, where do you stand on bus drivers?

And most importantly, where do you stand on bus drivers?

could you also break this answer down into different categories , say: Bike Riding Bus Drivers, Muslim Bus Drivers, Bike Riding Muslim Bus Drivers?

Wow! To be honest I never expected such a big reaction to such a self-righteous topic (especially since I'm not a regular poster on here).

Okay, as you were all good enough to post, I will give you what you asked for.

Answers:

BasilRathbon - thanks for asking, but believe it or not I've never tried Bovril. I think I will buy some from the Co-op tonight and give it a try. Watch this space...

millhouses24 - 4 questions! Wow. Keen! Okay answers: 1. I'm a 29 year old Male, 2. My classic chat-up line is "Can you hold this for a minute...", 3. If I were a drink I would be that first waft of gas you get when you open a bottle of Coke for the first time, and finally 4. My best feature is my supreme musical talent.

BasilRathbon - Where do I stand on bus drivers? Their forehead, normally. though sometimes I go for the groin if I'm feeling adventurous...

AndyLonsdale - I want some of what you've had please! Bike-riding bus drivers?! Come on!

Okay fans, that's all your questions answered, if you have any more please don't hesitate to submit them to the StevenSeed megathread, open 24/7/365.25

:-D

Wow! To be honest I never expected such a big reaction to such a self-righteous topic (especially since I'm not a regular poster on here).

Okay, as you were all good enough to post, I will give you what you asked for.

Answers:

BasilRathbon - thanks for asking, but believe it or not I've never tried Bovril. I think I will buy some from the Co-op tonight and give it a try. Watch this space...

millhouses24 - 4 questions! Wow. Keen! Okay answers: 1. I'm a 29 year old Male, 2. My classic chat-up line is "Can you hold this for a minute...", 3. If I were a drink I would be that first waft of gas you get when you open a bottle of Coke for the first time, and finally 4. My best feature is my supreme musical talent.

BasilRathbon - Where do I stand on bus drivers? Their forehead, normally. though sometimes I go for the groin if I'm feeling adventurous...

AndyLonsdale - I want some of what you've had please! Bike-riding bus drivers?! Come on!

Okay fans, that's all your questions answered, if you have any more please don't hesitate to submit them to the StevenSeed megathread, open 24/7/365.25

:-D

They may ride bikes on their days off, don't discount anything in this life, no matter how preposterous it sounds

Wow! To be honest I never expected such a big reaction to such a self-righteous topic (especially since I'm not a regular poster on here).

Okay, as you were all good enough to post, I will give you what you asked for.

Answers:

BasilRathbon - thanks for asking, but believe it or not I've never tried Bovril. I think I will buy some from the Co-op tonight and give it a try. Watch this space...

millhouses24 - 4 questions! Wow. Keen! Okay answers: 1. I'm a 29 year old Male, 2. My classic chat-up line is "Can you hold this for a minute...", 3. If I were a drink I would be that first waft of gas you get when you open a bottle of Coke for the first time, and finally 4. My best feature is my supreme musical talent.

BasilRathbon - Where do I stand on bus drivers? Their forehead, normally. though sometimes I go for the groin if I'm feeling adventurous...

AndyLonsdale - I want some of what you've had please! Bike-riding bus drivers?! Come on!

Okay fans, that's all your questions answered, if you have any more please don't hesitate to submit them to the StevenSeed megathread, open 24/7/365.25

:-D

Thanks for that, Steven - or may I call you Mr Seed?

I would also like to know your answer to the question "If you could be any member of the 1980s rock combo The Nolan Sisters, which one would you be and why?"

BasilRathbon - You can call me Mr. Seed if you wish! I do after all live in Seed Cottage.

Which member of the Nolans would I be? Actually, I would have been the amp that Coleen's microphone was plugged into because I would have bent her pitch just half a semitone higher to bring it in tune with the rest of the singing.

AndyLonsdale - Duly noted sir, thank you for your support.

1. Who would you rather get jiggy with: Sarah Palin, Hillary Clinton, or Al Gore?

2. What music do you do, then?

3. If you could cause a great deal of pain to someone who had annoyed/hurt you, would you do it?

millhouses24 - Thanks for your enthusiasm. Here are the answers:

1. I would get "jiggy" with all three, then rank them first, second and third as to their jigginess abilities. I would then drop an awkward reference to Pearl Harbour.

2. I do music of all kinds, but specialise in my own style of music along with a bit of Trance and sometimes Hard House. My website will soon be updated with my latest compositions.

3. I would indeed. I would then inflict the same on myself without flinching, just to show them how soft they were.

Hope that's okay :-) Any more questions for me?

Is Trance music really 'music' or is it just annoying noise?

x

Could you disembowel an ocelot with your bare feet?

It's music Jason.

BasilRathbon - The million dollar question - Leopardus pardalis disebmowelus! I could indeed, but the question is would I want to? More to the point, would you want me to?

...and just before anyone asks, no I don't ride horses!!!!

Is it unethical to put a comment on your own thread for the sole purpose of making it go to the top of the list of topics? Or is it just very pompous?

My money's on the latter...

It's considered very very naughty to bump your thread... so naughty that we occasionally have to drag people off to the special dungeon we keep for the perpetrators of such henious crimes.....

It's considered very very naughty to bump your thread... so naughty that we occasionally have to drag people off to the special dungeon we keep for the perpetrators of such henious crimes.....

Is it ok if I do it for him?:)

It's considered very very naughty to bump your thread... so naughty that we occasionally have to drag people off to the special dungeon we keep for the perpetrators of such henious crimes.....

Did you mention dungeons ? :)

Did you mention dungeons ? :)

Special dungeons.......:twisted:

Special dungeons.......:twisted:

Can you elaborate ? :heyhey:

Since the recent upgrade we have been able to install a 24/7 tape loop which plays Barry Manilow's greatest hit.

...and I assume it happens that often that you've had to make a name for it: "Bumping your thread".

Rest assured, I shall not do it again, lest I will end up in the "special dungeon".

..although by the looks of things I haven't needed to! The StevenSeed thread has just got interesting..............!!!!!!

...and I assume it happens that often that you've had to make a name for it: "Bumping your thread".

Rest assured, I shall not do it again, lest I will end up in the "special dungeon".

There is a queue , by the way. :rolleyes:

I'm a patient man...!

Bump.....Bump....................:hihi:

I just wanted to say, in case this string gets shut down for bumping, thanks to everyone for your comments and questions. I never expected this sort of a reaction!

I just wanted to say, in case this string gets shut down for bumping, thanks to everyone for your comments and questions. I never expected this sort of a reaction!

Well there ya go now ! :D

Do you have a question for me Pattricia? My other fans have all asked me questions...

Do you have a question for me Pattricia? My other fans have all asked me questions...

Let me have a look at your profile first.::cool:

I'm new so there's not much there. You'd have more luck with my website...

Do you have a question for me Pattricia? My other fans have all asked me questions...

What kind of music do you like ? By the way if you want to chat come onto A Questionable Thread, in the Im Bored section of SF, Im sure you will get on well there.

I'm new so there's not much there. You'd have more luck with my website...

Youre a DJ are you not ?

I am indeed. And a musician. Why?

I am indeed. And a musician. Why?

You asked me to ask you a question, and I have done havent I ? Which instrument do you play ?

Clever! Not really a "fan" question though is it. I play the keyboard, guitar, violin, piano and German Lute. Oh, and I can kind of play the banjo.

Clever! Not really a "fan" question though is it. I play the keyboard, guitar, violin, piano and German Lute. Oh, and I can kind of play the banjo.

A talented guy then ? So what kind of music ?

Anything and everything really. Typical lekky guitar stuff, keyboard, and i DJ dance music typically. Normally turns a lot of people off that does.

Anything and everything really. Typical lekky guitar stuff, keyboard, and i DJ dance music typically. Normally turns a lot of people off that does.

Dont put yourself down Steve. Not many musicians can play all those instruments can they ?

Guess not, especially professionally. It's just a lot of people see "DJ" and think "Mobile Disco", which is not how it is!

Guess not, especially professionally. It's just a lot of people see "DJ" and think "Mobile Disco", which is not how it is!

Of course not, I admire DJs. They are shy, and lack confidence like myself dont they ?:)

Of course not, I admire DJs. They are shy, and lack confidence like myself dont they ?:)

Hahahahahahahahaha:hihi:

Hahahahahahahahaha:hihi:

Shuruppp thee!!! :rant:

Shuruppp thee!!! :rant:

Pure as the driven slush. That's one of your favourite quotes isn't it?

Pure as the driven slush. That's one of your favourite quotes isn't it?

You beat me to it !!!:rant::rant::rant:

I'll never beat you Pat. Save that for the cellar crew.:hihi:

I'll never beat you Pat. Save that for the cellar crew.:hihi:

Crew ? What do you think Im on a yacht ? :rolleyes:

Crew ? What do you think Im on a yacht ? :rolleyes:

No, a rowing boat. Well I did hear oars mentioned. :hihi:

No, a rowing boat. Well I did hear oars mentioned. :hihi:

Your on form tonight GG.

Rowlocks....

Rowlocks....

I beg your pardon ? :suspect:

They're the things that hold your oars in place aren't they. Keeps them steady while you're doing your strokes.:)

...and I assume it happens that often that you've had to make a name for it: "Bumping your thread".

Rest assured, I shall not do it again, lest I will end up in the "special dungeon".

Dammit -- foiled again


#note to self - do not warn them about the 'special facilities'.

Dammit -- foiled again


#note to self - do not warn them about the 'special facilities'.

mort, Ive only just noticed youre an assistant Mod havent I ? ( must behave mesen now :rolleyes:

mort, Ive only just noticed youre an assistant Mod havent I ? ( must behave mesen now :rolleyes:

You ? behave yourself? :huh::huh: Does not compute......:hihi:

You ? behave yourself? :huh::huh: Does not compute......:hihi:

Ive been chatting to you for months, and youre so layed back, I never noticed the assistant Mod did I ?:hihi:

Ive been chatting to you for months, and youre so layed back, I never noticed the assistant Mod did I ?:hihi:

Shhhhhhhh

I'm trying to lure people into the 'special section' don't go giving the game away :hihi:

Shhhhhhhh

I'm trying to lure people into the 'special section' don't go giving the game away :hihi:

What is this special section ? (can I chat to a Mod?):huh:

What is this special section ? (can I chat to a Mod?):huh:

it's where we take the naughty people :hihi:

it's where we take the naught people :hihi:

Ah, yes, Ive been there, on a SF holiday you mean ? :hihi::hihi: