I Work In A Newsagents And I've Always Wondered Why You Have To Be 18 To Buy A "Top Shelf" Magazine,When The Age Of Consent Is 16?

Same For The Purchasing Of Cigarettes (16).

So,Put Simply,You Can Do "It",Have A Ciggy After,But Can't Read About It Or Look At Pictures In A Magazine.:loopy:

Maybe,That's Why The Teenage Birthrate Is Up And My Profits Are Down.:(

Do under 18's still buy "Top Shelf" Magazines, all they have to do is turn on the computer these days i would have thought.

cos the governent are idiots

and the bbfc (that right? lol)


you can have sex at 16 but cant look at sex??
you can smoke at 16 but drink at 18
you can kill by driving at 17 :P

you can marry at 16?
has voting dropped down to 16 yet? just so they might get a few more votes

im a mum was preggers at 17 wasnt planned its very simple really even if it was lower that 18 we are more intrested in the actual act than looking at pictures my fella says who would wanna look at a lass with fake bits thats also bin airbrushed when u can have a nice lass with no plastic and some love handals to grab hold of and actually do the deed

to be honest only people who i know who have those mags are eather too old for sex sperm donating places the very sad and the very ugly sorry if i may have insulted some people

Originally posted by sunshiner
my fella says who would wanna look at a lass with fake bits thats also bin airbrushed when u can have a nice lass with no plastic and some love handals to grab hold of and actually do the deed



tell him theres plenty of places on the tinternet where you can see "real" women with no fake plastic bits and with love handles

:D

Looking through other threads on this site or doing a bit of research (Google?) you can see that there is no law to prevent the sale of these magazines to minors.

Strange But True!

After the pits closed its good to see the miners can buy porn :thumbsup:

And if you go to Spain or Holland these magazines are on the bottom shelf, we are so prudish in this country to have such stupid rules.

Hold on, where would this end? If kids and yes that’s what they are could buy porn at 16, then are we going to end up with 16 year old girls in these magazines? Because that’s the kind of level playing field you are talking about.

As far as I’m aware smoking doesn’t have an intoxicating affect on you the same way drinking alcohol does.

to melthebel i dont think it would be so easy to make love to a computer screan :)

but then a again if cyber love is all you can get

I was in Bridlington a few years ago and called into a newsagents to by a magazine for the journey home.

After taking my copy of "company" magazine (a well known glossy women's mag not porn) the young looking boy behind the counter asked me if I would a brown paper bag to put it in.

Originally posted by valentine
I was in Bridlington a few years ago and called into a newsagents to by a magazine for the journey home.

After taking my copy of "company" magazine (a well known glossy women's mag not porn) the young looking boy behind the counter asked me if I would a brown paper bag to put it in.
They always ask me the same thing in WHSmith when I buy my monthly copy of PowerSlam prowrestling magazine...I'm paranoid and convinced that they're insinuating I should be ashamed for purchasing a publication about burly men in tight spandex getting sweaty in close proximity to one another...;)

Originally posted by sunshiner
im a mum was preggers at 17 wasnt planned its very simple really even if it was lower that 18 we are more intrested in the actual act than looking at pictures my fella says who would wanna look at a lass with fake bits thats also bin airbrushed when u can have a nice lass with no plastic and some love handals to grab hold of and actually do the deed

This is the funniest post I've read in weeks!

Originally posted by JonJParr
This is the funniest post I've read in weeks!
It did raise a dry chuckle!

Originally posted by Carmine
It did raise a dry chuckle!

Don't know what happened here.

Originally posted by Carmine
It did raise a dry chuckle!

*trying to type through fits of laughter*

I only wish she had put, "Im a mum was up duff at 17...". I have never heard anybody say they were 'preggers'. And that bit about "doing the deed" - classic.

Fantastic! Nomination for post of the year!

Originally posted by JonJParr
*trying to type through fits of laughter*

I only wish she had put, "Im a mum was up duff at 17...". I have never heard anybody say they were 'preggers'. And that bit about "doing the deed" - classic.

Fantastic! Nomination for post of the year!
Maybe she was distracted by little Courtney and Tyrone whilst typing?

Originally posted by Carmine
Maybe she was distracted by little Courtney and Tyrone whilst typing?

Yeah, her fella was probably too busy hoovering the Burberry carpet. :hihi:

Originally posted by JonJParr
Yeah, her fella was probably too busy hoovering the Burberry carpet. :hihi:
Before taking the pitbull for a walk and coming back with the alcopops...after all that he's probably well up for "doing the deed"!

Originally posted by Carmine
Before taking the pitbull for a walk and coming back with the alcopops...after all that he's probably well up for "doing the deed"!

They've probably moved through into the bedroom, slipped some romantic music on (Crazy Frog most likely) and he's now about to grab her love handles!!

Originally posted by JonJParr
They've probably moved through into the bedroom, slipped some romantic music on (Crazy Frog most likely) and he's now about to grab her love handles!!
Now I have an image of a guy singing along to that abomination of a ringtone whilst engaged in intercourse...now I'll never be right again!!!:gag:

Originally posted by Carmine
Now I have an image of a guy singing along to that abomination of a ringtone whilst engaged in intercourse...now I'll never be right again!!!:gag:

ROFLMAO

Originally posted by Nathen
ROFLMAO
ROFLMAO?

What's that stand for?:confused:

Originally posted by Nathen
ROFLMAO

Talk about ruining the mood Nathen. I was really enoying this thread until you butted in with some wierd code... :confused:

is it something like rolling on floor laughing my arse off?

it's not a language i like!

Originally posted by KookyKoo
is it something like rolling on floor laughing my arse off?

it's not a language i like!
Ah, well versed in this kind of folderol I am not!:thumbsup:

this thread has totally lifted my day! hehehe, I especially like the Burberry carpet idea... is that available in Poundland?

Originally posted by KookyKoo
this thread has totally lifted my day! hehehe, I especially like the Burberry carpet idea... is that available in Poundland?
The imitation Burberry carpet...the real thing is too pricey for chavs!

I'm on my way there, gotta stop off at Gregg's though for a cheese and onion pasty to shut little Chanel and Becks up!

Originally posted by KookyKoo
I'm on my way there, gotta stop off at Gregg's though for a cheese and onion pasty to shut little Chanel and Becks up!
Make sure you check your skrunchy's nice and tight as you pass all those fit blokes what sit in their Corsas by the school gates!

my Croydon facelift is firmly in place, my trackie bottoms are sitting just above my ankles, my reebok classics are shiny, and I've got my favourite sovereigns on each finger... I'm good to go :thumbsup:

Originally posted by KookyKoo
my Croydon facelift is firmly in place, my trackie bottoms are sitting just above my ankles, my reebok classics are shiny, and I've got my favourite sovereigns on each finger... I'm good to go :thumbsup:
Just push that double buggy out of the masonette door and breathe in the heady fumes of the burnt-out cars that tells you it's another fine day down on the council estate!

There's not been as many car jackings since the whole block were given ASBOs. Instead we all enjoy rite good days out to McDonalds, Centertainment car park and my personal favourite Argos.

DONT TYPE SUCH THINGS YOUR GETTING MY FELLA EXITED

ROFLMAO stands for Rolling on floor laughing my ass off.

As you can see, its a damn sight quicker than typing it all out.


I dunno, the Internet is wasted on Luddites.....

Would this be more suitable?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v475/soopahfly/bwahahah_70.jpg

Originally posted by sunshiner
im a mum was preggers at 17 wasnt planned its very simple really even if it was lower that 18 we are more intrested in the actual act than looking at pictures my fella says who would wanna look at a lass with fake bits thats also bin airbrushed when u can have a nice lass with no plastic and some love handals to grab hold of and actually do the deed

to be honest only people who i know who have those mags are eather too old for sex sperm donating places the very sad and the very ugly sorry if i may have insulted some people

He's having you on, the porn is under the bed, or in the hidden folder c:\innocous\nothingToSeeHere\

Just Re-found This Thread & Caught Up With It.Thanks You Guys For Such A Good Giggle.
Anyone Who Knows Me Would Tell You This Kind O' Talk Is Right Up Me Street-Even If It Did Stray From My Original Point.Cheers,Folks.:thumbsup:

Originally posted by sunshiner
DONT TYPE SUCH THINGS YOUR GETTING MY FELLA EXITED
LOL!!!

That's the funniest thing I've read on here today!:hihi:

Originally posted by Freebird


Maybe,That's Why The Teenage Birthrate Is Up And My Profits Are Down.:(

Teenage birthrates are up mainly due to poor sex education in schools... As for your profits, may I suggest a return to selling Transform-A-Snack and TangyTom's :P ;)

Tangy Toms? Heck,That's A Blast From The Past.
We Did Actually Sell Them Too!:clap:

"to be honest only people who i know who have those mags are eather too old for sex sperm donating places the very sad and the very ugly sorry if i may have insulted some people"

There's summat very wrong with that statement, as we all know. . there are two types of men in this world.

Ham-shankers.... and liars. . .

I don't think I need to explain the double meaning here. .