As a follow on from what kids say.
I'd like to tell a story that happened today.
Our daughter has been watching us grab her clothes out of the drawer for awhile now.
So I says to her, go and get some clothes, its time to get dressed.
She ran off and fetched some dolls clothes, holding a small pair of jeans she says, "clothes".
"no no, too small, go and get some clothes out of the drawer, quick, quick, run".
She says "too small" and runs off to get some clothes, a few minutes later she come's back with a pair of my wife's bra's and says "too big".
As we were laughing, she takes a whiff and goes, "pwaaaa" whilst wafting her nose, I nearly cried with laughter, she gave me a stitch.