View Full Version : Blokes and their handbags!!


saxon51
17-07-2005, 17:45
Blame Kristian for this one, but here goes.

:suspect:

Any of you blokes carry a handbag?

If so, what the hell do you carry in it?

If LIKE ME you don't, what do you think you'd carry in it if you did?

Be honest lads.:rolleyes:

I thing I'd carry a housebrick or two in mine so I could defend myself as I walk past the locals on the Longley estate. Mind you, if I didn't have the handbag I wouldn't NEED the bricks.:confused:

So,...What's in your Gucci?

Kristian
17-07-2005, 17:48
Okay, okay, I'll tell.

Mine currently has in it


Prada Wallet
Mobile phone
Eyedrops
Bottle of fragrance
Marlborough Lights
Lighter
Mirror
Mints
Touche Eclait
Eyebrow / beard comb
Keys
Armani sunglasses
Work pass
Bit of fluff


I think these are all essential items for a modern man-about-town!

K x

SpiderPete
17-07-2005, 17:52
Well I shoved my reply on another topic so ere goes, maybe I thought of some more.

I dont have a handbag ... as I class it as an assessory, (only kidding.... the wristband topic creepin in ere)

mobile phone
keys to door
pen
paper
my wristband (incase I get called a fashion person if I wear it)
clean underwear
toothbrush (incase I dont go home)
map (incase I get soo drunk I cannot find my way home)

1 hr and 8 mins

:banana: :banana: :banana:

saxon51
17-07-2005, 17:56
IF, and I repeat IF I used a handbag, it would probably contain exactly what I carry in my pockets normally;

Comb (almost surplus to requirements:( )

Fags and lighter

Bit of loose change

Keys

Flash stick

Biro

Oh, and those housebricks I mentioned earlier.:P

Kristian
17-07-2005, 17:57
Originally posted by saxon51
IF, and I repeat IF I used a handbag, it would probably contain exactly what I carry in my pockets normally;

Comb (almost surplus to requirements:( )

Fags and lighter

Bit of loose change

Keys

Flash stick

Biro

Oh, and those housebricks I mentioned earlier.:P

You could fit that into a pouchette, you don't need a handbag or a manbag! :D

saxon51
17-07-2005, 18:01
You've no idea how happy I am to hear that.:thumbsup:

Kristian
17-07-2005, 18:04
Okay, given that my bags aren't actually 'handbags', but more small shoulder bags designed for men, do people think it's odd to see a man carrying a smallish bag?

To help with the thrm smallish, my fave bag is black and is about 10in deep by 14 in wide.

saxon51
17-07-2005, 18:08
Well this thread's gone down like a lead balloon so far:(

Come on lads, you don't HAVE to carry a bag.:|

SpiderPete
17-07-2005, 18:10
Maybe the lads dont know what they would put in them, and they are all shy, or maybe they are all too butch to comment.

cgksheff
17-07-2005, 18:31
Originally posted by Kristian


Mine currently has in it

...............
.................
*Bit of fluff



I'm still waiting for the introduction to Kristian's new 'bit of fluff'!!!!!:D

melthebell
17-07-2005, 18:34
Originally posted by Kristian



Bit of fluff





how do you fit a woman in yer handbag?

Kristian
17-07-2005, 18:36
Bit of fluff has been disposed of now, but it was definately a male bit of fluff.. ;)

40summat
17-07-2005, 18:40
Ok.... IF... i had one it would be very manly you understand. full of manly stuff, like spanners, a swiss army knife, brut aftershave, brickies trowel , Q tips and moisturiser.

Kristian
17-07-2005, 18:41
Originally posted by 40summat
Ok.... IF... i had one it would be very manly you understand. full of manly stuff, like spanners, a swiss army knife, brut aftershave, brickies trowel , Q tips and moisturiser.

And you were doing so well until the last two! :hihi: :hihi:

40summat
17-07-2005, 18:45
Bug**r how did they get in there?

melthebell
17-07-2005, 18:48
Originally posted by 40summat
Bug**r how did they get in there?

*looks in amazement as the krankies jump out *