I always chuckle at the one from Dads Army with the German officer

'Vot is your Name ?' ......
'Dont tell him Pyke' :hihi:

what lines stick in your head from tv or films

'Back off, man. I'm a scientist' - Bill Murray in Ghostbusters.

Meeting is adjourned, Ohhh i am sorry sir, I didn't mean to over step my bounds, you say that...

what?

meeting is adjourned...

it is?!

no you say that governor...

what?

meeting is adjourned...

IT IS?!

here play around with one of these

Aretha Franklin in Blues Brothers:

"Don't you blaspheme in here, DON'T YOU BLASPHEME..."

My nan uses it a lot when I'm around!

Sybil: 'You're looking happy today, Basil'

Basil: 'Happy? Arr yes, I remember that'

Stewie Griffin:

To Peter - "You! You are the worst thing to happen to musical theatre since Andrew Lloyd Webber!"

Then to Lois - "And you! Well I just plain don't like you!"

He's not the son of god.He's a very naughty boy.

Aaaagh, Juicy Fruit..

you tell that to the youngsters of today...and they wont believe you (four yorkshire men, monty python)

We've gone on holiday by mistake.

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
Princess Bride

"Inconceivable!"
"You keep using that word. . I do not think it means what you think it means." Princess Bride

"No dictator, no invader can hold an imprisoned population by force of arms forever. There is no greater power in the universe than the need for freedom. Against that power tyrants and dictators cannot stand. The Centauri learned that lesson once. We will teach it to them... again. Though it take a thousand years, we will be free."
G'Kar, The Long Twilight Struggle, Babylon 5

Oh and my sig, which is from Married With Children

you tell that to the youngsters of today...and they wont believe you (four yorkshire men, monty python)

Sorry to be pedantic but it was originally on the At Last The 1948 Show. :)

Sorry to be pedantic but it was originally on the At Last The 1948 Show. :)

:hihi:was it really, only ever seen the monty python version....classic

Apparently, she saw an alien once...

"you brought two too many"

"Is it safe"

:hihi:was it really, only ever seen the monty python version....classic

I didn't think they had done it.

Meeting is adjourned, Ohhh i am sorry sir, I didn't mean to over step my bounds, you say that...

what?

meeting is adjourned...

it is?!

no you say that governor...

what?

meeting is adjourned...

IT IS?!

here play around with one of these

"Blazing Saddles" perchance?

I didn't think they had done it.

oh it might have been the 'secret policemans ball,' but the monty python team did it :rolleyes::huh:

"They mostly come at night... mostly"

this is a local shop for local people

"Oooh guns, guns, guns! C'mon Sal....the tigers are playin'....tonight. I never miss a game!"

"I'd buy that for a dollar!"

Me love you long time!

Heres a good strong stick to beat the lovely lady

daddy my daddy

"ouch ouch stoppit ow stoppit ow that hurts" ??

Russell Harty interviewing Grace Jones :hihi::hihi::hihi:

"ouch ouch stoppit ow stoppit ow that hurts" ??

Russell Harty interviewing Grace Jones :hihi::hihi::hihi:

Those words rolled out of Harty's mouth almost like he had said them many times before.

Tubbs: Will heaven be like Swansea?

Edward: Yes, Tubbs. Only bigger.

Those words rolled out of Harty's mouth almost like he had said them many times before. Only behind locked doors though ;) :hihi::hihi:

There now follows a party election broadcast by the British National Party

i thought i was great

nay nay Mister Wilkes, nay.

And now,from Norwich.........................................

Ass tha seen agh Billy

Agh, is in eer wi me

thats not jesus, its just a fella

Well, my name's Dewey Oxburger. My friends call me Ox. I dont know if you've noticed, but I got a slight weight problem.

You know,that's the time I was most frightened.Waiting for my turn.I'll never put on a lifejacket again.

Not THE Butros Butros-Ghali?

That was actually on the radio, ISIHAC to be precise, but what the hey, it's a good'un! :thumbsup:

Get to the chopper!

No way you big spastic, you're a mentalist

i'll get you Butler

Nurse Ratched: Aren't you ashamed?
Billy: No, I'm not.
[Applause from friends]
Nurse Ratched: You know Billy, what worries me is how your mother is going to take this.
Billy: Um, um, well, y-y-y-you d-d-d-don't have to t-t-t-tell her, Miss Ratched.
Nurse Ratched: I don't have to tell her? Your mother and I are old friends. You know that.
Billy: P-p-p-please d-d-don't tell my m-m-m-mother.

Sue's Dad: [Sue comes in at 2pm; her Dad is sitting there with a baseball bat] Where the **** have you been?
Sue: Baby sitting.
Sue's Dad: Not just till 2 o'clock in the ******' morning you haven't, don't lie to me lass!
Sue: I'm not, you ask me mum.
Sue's Dad: Well yer mum's a lyin' ******* an all and I'll wrap this round ya ******' neck!
[throws bat down]
Sue: [blows a huff] Mum!
Sue's Mum: What?
Sue: Come and tell him!
Sue's Dad: You're a lying little ****!
Sue's Mum: Oh, I'm ******* fed up with him! What do you think yer ******' playing at?
Sue's Dad: You try to tell me that she's been baby sitting till this ******' time?
Sue's Mum: How do you know she hasn't?
Sue's Dad: Cause' there's nowt open that's how!
Sue: There is!
Sue's Mum: Night Clubs.
Sue's Dad: Well I don't ******' believe yer, next time I will wrap it round yer neck.
Sue's Mum: Just be careful I don't bloody wrap it round yours!
Sue's Dad: Anyway, why don't you **** off back to bed?
Sue's Mum: I'm sleeping in here, you're sleeping on yer bloody own.
Sue's Dad: Do what yer like.
Sue's Mum: I bloody will, don't worry!
Sue's Dad: **** it, I'm going to bed.
Sue: Oh go on.
Sue: Aren't you going to bed?
Sue's Mum: I'm not getting in with him!

Has he come back &put all this on ? :huh:

'How dare you look like someone I hate?' (One of The Three Stooges films).

'Why have the moon, when we already have the stars?' (Now Voyager).

Great Balls of Fire (Gone with the wind).

Your sweet, m'lady.
Your nuts m'lord

"you brought two too many"

amazing one liner from a great film :)

You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off.

Have you "been" Walter???? Has he "been"? Yes... he's "been"
What time is it? It's Ten to ????? Oh I must get a little hand on this watch!!!!

Nearest and Dearest



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ne2aDX4oO04

These go to eleven

release the rottweilers.

I'm afraid I was very , very , drunk .

FAST SHOW.

The horror , the horror .

APOCALYPSE NOW

Yo adriane.

ROCKY

release the rottweilers.

Did you mean "release the hounds"?

yooooooo big girls blouse

hilda baker circa. 1972

My name is Inigo MOntoya , you killed my father - prepare to die.

Sampson: [to Gregory] I will bite my thumb at them, which is a disgrace to them, if they bear it.
[bites thumb]
Gregory: [Abra revs car and moves closer] Go forth! I will back thee!
Abra: Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?
Sampson: I... I do bite my thumb, sir.
Abra: Do you bite your thumb at *us*, sir?
Sampson: [to Gregory] Is the law on our side if I say aye?
Gregory: NO!
Sampson: No, sir, I do not bite my thumb at you, sir, but I bite my thumb, sir!
Gregory: Do you quarrel, sir?
Abra: Quarrel, sir? No, sir!

You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting.

A Knight's Tale

Major Strasser: What is your nationality?
Rick: I'm a drunkard.
Captain Renault: That makes Rick a citizen of the world.

Quint: Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, Chief. We was comin' back from the island of Tinian to Leyte... just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in 12 minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about a half an hour. Tiger. 13-footer. You know how you know that when you're in the water, Chief? You tell by looking from the dorsal to the tail. What we didn't know, was our bomb mission had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, sharks come cruisin', so we formed ourselves into tight groups. You know, it was kinda like old squares in the battle like you see in the calendar named "The Battle of Waterloo" and the idea was: shark comes to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin' and hollerin' and screamin' and sometimes the shark go away... but sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that shark he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a shark... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces. You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don't know how many sharks, maybe a thousand. I know how many men, they averaged six an hour. On Thursday morning, Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Boatswain's mate. I thought he was asleep. I reached over to wake him up. Bobbed up, down in the water just like a kinda top. Upended. Well, he'd been bitten in half below the waist. Noon, the fifth day, Mr. Hooper, a Lockheed Ventura saw us. He swung in low and he saw us... he was a young pilot, a lot younger than Mr. Hooper. Anyway, he saw us and he come in low and three hours later a big fat PBY comes down and starts to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened... waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went in the water; 316 men come out and the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb.

Silent Bob: So there's me and Amy, and we're all inseparable, right? Just big time in love. And then four months down the road, the idiot gear kicks in, and I ask about the ex-boyfriend. Which, as we all know, is a really dumb move. But you know how it is: you don't wanna know, but you just have to, right? Stupid guy bull****. So, anyway, she starts telling me about him - how they fell in love, and how they went out for a couple of years, and how they lived together, her mother likes me better, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah - and I'm okay. But then she drops the bomb on me, and the bomb is this: it seems that a couple of times, while they were going out, he brought some people to bed with them. Ménage à trois, I believe it's called. Now this just blows my mind, right? I mean, I am not used to this sort of thing. I mean, I was raised Catholic, for God's sake.
Jay: Saint ****head.
[Silent Bob elbows him; Jay motions as if to start a fight]
Silent Bob: Do something.
[to Holden]
Silent Bob: So I'm totally weirded out by this, right? And I just start blasting her. Like, I don't know how to deal with what I'm feeling, so I figure the best way is by calling her a slut, right? And tell her she was used. I'm... I'm out for blood. I really wanna hurt this girl. I'm like, "What the **** is your problem?", right? And she's just all calmly trying to tell me, like, it was that time and it was that place and she doesn't think she should apologize because she doesn't feel that she's done anything wrong. I'm like, "Oh, really?" That's when I look her straight in the eye, I tell her it's over. I walk.
Jay: ****in' A!
Silent Bob: No, idiot. It was a mistake. I wasn't disgusted with her, I was afraid. At that moment, I felt small, like... like I'd lacked experience, like I'd never be on her level, like I'd never be enough for her or something like that, you know what I'm saying? But, what I did not get, she didn't care. She wasn't looking for that guy anymore. She was... she was looking for me, for the Bob. But, uh, by the time I figure this all out, it was too late, man. She moved on, and all I had to show for it was some foolish pride, which then gave way to regret. She was the girl, I know that now. But I pushed her away. So I've spent every day since then chasing Amy... so to speak.

Luke: I can eat fifty eggs.
Dragline: Nobody can eat fifty eggs.
Society Red: You just said he could eat anything.
Dragline: Did you ever eat fifty eggs?
Luke: Nobody ever eat fifty eggs.
Prisoner: Hey, Babalugats. We got a bet here.
Dragline: My boy says he can eat fifty eggs, he can eat fifty eggs.
Loudmouth Steve: Yeah, but in how long?
Luke: A hour.
Society Red: Well, I believe I'll take part of that wager.

How is it on stains?

Clint Eastwood in The Outlaw Josey Wales.

"I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Dave..."

fu***ing southern fairies - lock stock & 2 smoking barrells

Wasn't St Hubbins the patron saint of quality footwear?

No bar, no pinball machines, no bowling alleys, just pool... nothing else. This is Ames, mister.

amazing one liner from a great film :)

It is a true epic, you have great taste :thumbsup:

From Once Upon A Time In The West.

Charles Bronson ""Did You bring a horse for me?

Leader of the 3 gunslingers sent to despatch Bronson: "Looks like were shy of one horse!"

Bronson: "You brought 2 too many!"

Frankly my dear I dont give a damn.

Heres a good strong stick to beat the lovely lady

I love the Quiet Man:hihi:

"Is it safe"


Jeez! Still sends the heart cold to this day.

.................................................. ........


"Aint got time to bleed" Predator.


"Where's the White wimmin at?" Blazing Saddles.


"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the darkness at Tan Hauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain. Time to die"
Blade Runner.

Dr Strangelove: "Regrettably, yes. But it is, you know, a sacrifice required for the future of the human race. I hasten to add that since each man will be required to do prodigious... service along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature.
Ambassador Sedanski: I must confess, you have an astonishingly good idea there, Doctor.

Some great lines there, but spoilt by not naming the source.

A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti. - Hannibal Lecter - Silence of the lambs

I do wish we could chat longer, but... I'm having an old friend for dinner. Bye. - Hannibal Lecter - Silence of the lambs

Follower, "Only the true Messiah denies his divinity"
Brain, "What? Well what sort of chance does that give me? Alright, I am the Messiah!"
Followers, "He is, he is the Messiah"
Brian, "Now...**** OFF!!"

-Life of Brain, of course.

You gotta ask yourself one question..."Do I feel lucky".....Well do ya...Punk.

Clint.

I feel the need, the need for speed!

Goose - Top Gun

You look good wearing my future

Eric Stoltz - Some Kind of Wonderful

"If you're looking for the diet frozen yoghurt store it went out of business last summer."
"Actually I'm looking for a Batman number forteen."
"That's a pretty serious comic book man. Only five in existence."
"Four, actually. I'm always on the lookout for the other three"
"Hey man - read this."
"I told you I don't like horror comics."
"You'll like this one - it could save your life!"

"Do you know what nemesis means. A nemesis is a righteous act of retribution, manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this instance by a 'orrible c***....

Me."

Oh and check my signature for one of my all-time favourites. :-)

"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries. Now go away before we fire arrows into the tops of your heads and make castanets out of your testicles already!"

"If you're looking for the diet frozen yoghurt store it went out of business last summer."
"Actually I'm looking for a Batman number forteen."
"That's a pretty serious comic book man. Only five in existence."
"Four, actually. I'm always on the lookout for the other three"
"Hey man - read this."
"I told you I don't like horror comics."
"You'll like this one - it could save your life!"

lost boys. Thats lots of quotes but you need to name the film.

That's just like a Wop,to bring a knife to a gunfight.

You leave town tonight, right now. And when you're gone, you stay gone, or you be gone. You lost all your L.A. privileges. Deal?

"Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy sh*t we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very p***ed off."

And from the same film...

"It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything"

too many to mention.........

"everything but the bloodhounds snapping at her rear end" all about eve
"panties, what else do I need?" Poseidon Adventure
"Time to die" Blade Runner
Youre only supposed to blow the bloody doors off" Italian Job
into the mud slime queen" the man with two brains

'Oh I see just fine. I just wanted to know if you knew where San Quentin was and you do don't you? A**hole!'

Clint in Magnum Force.

We`re the Sweeney son and we aint had any breakfast -classic

"what exactly are you trying to say?" - Large American Tourist

"youse a bunch of f*****g elephants!" - Ray

- In Brugges

" And that my friend, is called closure" Rachel to Ross' answer phone in Friends

a captain with seven children....oh my.....maria, in sound of music

*push's stetson up with forefinger*

The hell I will...

"Fasten your seatbelts it's going to be a bumpy night".

From All about Eve with Bette Davis.

'Fuzzy Wuzzy was a woman?'

Gene Wilder in See no Evil Hear no Evil.

Several from Rita, Sue and Bob Too:

"Make your own f***ing tea"
"I' tell you what, I'll tek 'em off on one leg"
"Fat f***ing Mavis. She has got a right gob on her!"

"... 'The Hammer' is my penis..."

- Captain Hammer, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog

That film is hilarious. lets not forget "ya black b*stard. get out. go on, get out! and don't come back or i'll smash them f*ckin black brains right off yer black head!!

That film is hilarious. lets not forget "ya black b*stard. get out. go on, get out! and don't come back or i'll smash them f*ckin black brains right off yer black head!!

You might want to look at this - it's a Rita, Sue and Bob Too appreciation society!

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=14249900486#/group.php?gid=2239469125&ref=ts

If you build it,they will come.

How do you feel,sir?
Better
Better?
Yeah.Better get a bucket.

Neil !! How are you holding that plantpot up ???????

Rick to Neil - Young Ones

Have we got a video ??? - Rick

YES .WE'VE.GOT.A.VIDEOOOOO - Vivian.

"I'll have the lot, with eggs on top"
"Just one more waffer thin mint?"

The Meaning of Life

You leave town tonight, right now. And when you're gone, you stay gone, or you be gone. You lost all your L.A. privileges. Deal?

Just before this line.

"You OK?"

"Nah. I'm pretty f**k**g far from OK"

Just before this line.

"You OK?"

"Nah. I'm pretty f**k**g far from OK"

Pulp Fiction is just one memorable quote after another.

"I didn't hit no motherf---ing bump!"

"Crying over a Goddam dog" Jack Nicholson in As Good As It gets.

"Albert Tatlock, will you marry me or shall I throw me coalscuttle on'fire" - Ena Sharples 1970

tv, films,radio,remember this,. we three of happydrome working for the bbc ramsbottom,enoch, and me.the me was mr lovejoy ,i think. wwii memory of mine.
workers playtime as well.

"They're here!"

Nathan: Alice, please. Your dog, Alice. It and my appetite are mutually exclusive.
Alice: Well, what's wrong with the dog?
Nathan: Simple. He's been licking his asshole for the last three straight hours. I submit to you that there is nothing there worth more than an hour's attention. I should think that whatever he is attempting to dislodge is either gone for good, or there to stay. Wouldn't you agree?
- The Long Kiss Goodnight.

"Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy sh*t we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very p***ed off."

You forgot the first rule, and the second rule.

I'm spartacus!

I ain't so tough, James Cagney The Public Enemy.
He used to be a big shot. Gladys George The Roaring Twenties
I'll get out if I hafta kill every screw in the joint! James Cagney Each Dawn I Die.
Okay, canary, start singing'! George Raft Each Dawn I Die
Hey babe! wanna be my doll? Kenneth Conner to Dora Bryan Carry On Sergeant.

of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world
she walks into mine......H.Bogart

All right fellas...lets go and say a prayer for a boy who couldn't run as fast as I could.
Pat O'Brian Angels With Dirty Faces.

"It's 106 miles to Chicago. we've got a full tank of gas, half a packet of smokes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses"
"Hit it!"

Blues Brothers.

you say my chances of getting with you are a million to one?

so you're saying there IS a chance....yes, yes yes..... jim carey 'dumb and dumber'

'Back off, man. I'm a scientist' - Bill Murray in Ghostbusters.

I love this line too!ha!

can`t beat a bit of black adder for good quotes.

"Seen it, pinched it, spent it. And the same goes for the two farthings Baldrick thinks he’s got hidden inside that mouldy potato":hihi:

Chunk: Listen, okay? You guys'll never believe me. There was two cop cars, okay? And they were chasing this four-wheel deal, this real neat ORV, and there were bullets flying all over the place. It was the most amazing thing I ever saw!
Mikey: More amazing than the time Michael Jackson come over to your house to use the bathroom.
Brandon Walsh: More amazing than the time you saved those old people from that nursing home fire, right?
Mouth: Yeah, and I bet it was even more amazing than the time you ate your weight in Godfather's pizza, right?
Chunk: Okay, Brand. Michael Jackson didn't come over to my house to use the bathroom. He was about to. But his sister did.

From the film 'Goonies' :)

Tom Doniphon (John Wayne) Liberty Valance's the toughest man south of the picketwire-next to me. The Man Who Shot Liberty Valancs.

The Quiet Man.Maureen O Hara to Barry Fitzgerald.
Will you have a drop of water in your Whiskey?
Answered by Barry Fitzgerald.
When I drink Whiskey I drink Whiskey when I drink Water I drink Water.

Seeing as it is on tonight and is possibly my all time favourite film....

"How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss?"

Fenster: Man, I had a finger up my asshole tonight.
Hockney: Is it Friday already?

"Keaton always said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze."

"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."

.........and like that....he was gone

Seeing as it is on tonight and is possibly my all time favourite film....

"How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss?"

Fenster: Man, I had a finger up my asshole tonight.
Hockney: Is it Friday already?

"Keaton always said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze."

"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."

.........and like that....he was gone

Which film is this Taxman ?

oooooh betty :D

Which film is this Taxman ?

The Usual Suspects

i wish, i wish, i wish the goblins WOULD come and take you away..........















RIGHT NOW!.


movie: labyrinth :love:

You remind me of the baby
What baby? baby with the power
What power? power of voodoo
Who do? you do
Do what? remind me of the baby............:thumbsup:

Really, Mr Boniface? I don't think I've ever come across a misfit of your size and quality before. You've missed your vocation. You ought to be in Hyde Park! If you do happen to go putting a shell into the breech, Sir I sincerly hope that you'll remember to put the sharp end to the front.

I have seen Calcutta, I have eaten camel dung. My knees are brown, my navel is central, my conscience is clear, and my will is with my solicitors, Short and Curly.

Richard Attenborough as RSM Lauderdale in Guns At Batasi.

this time next year rodders we'll be millionaires

National Lampoons Vacation

Cousin Vicki: I'm going steady, and I French kiss.

Audrey Griswold: So? Everybody does that.

Cousin Vicki: Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it

life is like a box o chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get

forrest gump

I'm out for a good time - all the rest is propaganda.
Don't let the b*****ds grind you down!
They have a TV set and a packet of fags, but they're both dead from the neck up.
Arthur Seaton (Albert Finney) Saturday Night And Sunday Morning.

I'm out for a good time - all the rest is propaganda.
Don't let the b*****ds grind you down!
They have a TV set and a packet of fags, but they're both dead from the neck up.
Arthur Seaton (Albert Finney) Saturday Night And Sunday Morning.

One of my favourites.
Another is.

It is Hebrew from The Talmud.
Who ever saves one life.
Saves the world entire.

Schindlers List. Ben Kingsley.

I'm out for a good time - all the rest is propaganda.
Don't let the b*****ds grind you down!
They have a TV set and a packet of fags, but they're both dead from the neck up.
Arthur Seaton (Albert Finney) Saturday Night And Sunday Morning.

That puts me in mind of:-
Mr Shaddrack,Mr Shadadadrack,Meeeesterrrrrrrr Shaaadadadadaraaaack!!!

Things that don't kill us make us stronger

Pikeys, I hate ####in Pikeys.

Sister Parker (Patricia Neal) He's a foundling, his father left his mother before he was born. Do you know what that means?
Yank (Ronald Reagan) He sure is! .....The Hasty Heart.

Drake McHugh (Ronald Reagan) Randy, Randy - Where's the rest of me? .....Kings Row.

"four candles"...

The greatest comedy sketch of all time.

Any film where they say things like"What Ho!","I say!" and"Hard cheese!"

Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible c**t......... me.

Ee were a grray't baykerr were our dad.

Very nice young Harold.

Joe Gladwin Hovis Adverts.

Woody-Can I pour you a beer,Mr Peterson?
Norm-It's a little early isn't it Woody?
Woody-For a beer?
Norm- No,for stupid questions

This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll whisper.........no - WATCHMEN

plus also, the one in my signature from anchorman, so many quotes i love from anchorman

How dare you! How dare you say such filthy, disgusting things! You come into this house drunk, filthy drunk! You're filthy! You talk filth, you ARE filth! You're filth! You filthy pig! You filthy disgusting pig! Filth, FILTH!

Mr's Rothwell (Thora Hird) A Kind Of Loving.