So the mouse comes out to play.

The missus is off on holiday for a fortneight, what can i get up to? I have to work unfortunately.

Any ideas?

Hire some prostitutes, have a filthy, depraved, champage and cocaine fueled orgy, trash the house, microwave the cat and wake up in a pool of your own vomit/urine dressed in your wifes underwear ?





Or go to the cinema.

hire lap dancers (hahaha)

As a newbie I have to say that a night out on the pull with SlimSid2000 looks like the most fun anyone could ever have ;)

Id say go for all of the above.......:heyhey:

Nick2 has the right idea
x

everything nick said.........but twice :heyhey: haha

And surely blonde twins need to be in there somewhere?

I have blonde twin nieces - aged 24ish :heyhey:

send them round to eyespy x