There was a song around when I was younger called 'I've Been Everywhere Man' it mentioned lots of locations in the States that made rhyming couplets. Unfortunately Rolf Harris, can you see what it is yet, set English lyrics to it.

I thought it might be good to add football lyrics to it. I will give you the intro...........

I've been everywhere man, I've been everywhere man,
never had a care man
I've been everywhere man
troubles I've had my share man
I've been everywhere

you add you football rhymes, mine are.......,

Been to Middlesboro, Peterboro, Everton, Luton, Liverpool, Blackpool, Bournmouth, Plymouth, West Ham, Birmingham,

I've been everywhere man, I've been everywhere


over to you ...........