View Full Version : If your horse has a pink bum read this!


graceomally
12-07-2005, 15:22
Actually its very good for all horses but specially useful if yours is grey or coloured.

Captain matey removes all poo and grass stains really easily and leaves their coat all soft and nice. Because its a kids no rinse bubble bath its very gentle on skin and hair. Mi horse is almost all white with a few chestnut bits and some black dots. His bum is completely pink and he looks dreadful most of the time.

I tried captain matey and its really good. You can use it neat on small patches but generally you dont need to. Put one capful in a bucket of water and apply it, make sure you hose it off throughly as all soap products can be very itchy if a residue is left in.

I also use dog shampoo from pet shop for his copiously thick and very greasy mane tail and feathers. Its the pink detangler one. Works a treat.

Now all I have to do is catch the bugger again and I can take him out and show him off before he gets covered in poo again.

saxon51
12-07-2005, 20:55
I sincerely hope that this isn't going to degenerate into a 'Which is best, pink or brown?' thread.:suspect:

owdlad
13-07-2005, 11:52
Are they related to any of these products?

http://www.hallelnet.com/von/ponyaccessories/year_6.htm

Strix
13-07-2005, 22:36
Good grief: http://www.matey.co.uk/diver.htm

I couldn't find a 'Captain' Matey though :suspect:

graceomally
01-08-2005, 10:56
NO NO NO - not plastic pink bums, real pink bums - silly ... everyone knows my little pony is ONLY A TOY! so it doesnt do real poos.

Real ponies do very real poos, and if they have pink bums (and white hair) they turn green and sort of dried bits of poo drop off and its not very nice.

Couldnt do the game strix, not allowed on this pc as its a work one and cant download the prog to run it. Will try again on my own pc and see what I think. Actually I cant find a captain in the shops either, he used to be the only one, blue with a beard and ear-rings, now they have octopuses and mermaids and all sorts of different ones. But then I last bought it 14 years ago when I had sproggs small enough to consider forcing into the bathtub.

They had pink bums too, but I wouldnt like to think about it now, let alone ask them.