Ah, the success of Harold Potter, who'd have thought it?

But what should the next Harry Potter book be called?

Harry Potter and the............................................... .......

Harry Potter and the Graduation from Hogwarts where he'll leave and become a McSlave @ McDonalds :D

How about :

Harry gets stoned on the Phillosophers Pot....

Harry Potter and the b*tch ass crew pimping in Las Vegas!

or

Harry Potter and the cannabis plant - WAZZZZZZA!

Harry Potter and the ultimate franchise.

A captivating tale of the young wizard's discovery of a magical product that every child wants, buys and subsequently discards once read. Harry makes millions and buys all of the chocolate frogs he can eat. :hihi:

Strange that a child can tell you what coloured socks Harry was wearing in Ch 3 page 45 of the third book but can you get the to memorise when the battle of the Somme was? Can you heck.

Harry Potter and the Curious Sausage

Harry Potter and the Enchanted Ring.

Just thought of a realy rude one.

laughing to self in office.

Getting looks.

Harry Potter and the Columbian connection

Harry Potter and the inland revenue inspection

Harry Potter and Cho Chang's accidental pregnancy

Harry Potter and the Burberry sorting hat

Harry Potter and the drive by shooting

Harry Potter and the dull s****y 9 - 5 job, continual monotony coupled with his nagging b*tch of a wife and damned ungrateful kids.

Harry Potter and Hagrids anti depressants

Harry Potter and the Gang

The Harry Potter Project

Harry Potter feat Hogwarts Honeys

Harry Potter and the Milking of the Cash Cow

Harry Potter and the Brown Finger

Harry Potter and the Bearded Anus
Harry Potter and the Chavmeister

Joel

One where he goes to uni and is instantly Hairy Pothead

Harry Potter and the ebola virus

Harry Potter and his war crimes trial

Harry Potter and Hogwarts Ofsted inspection

There is actually an "adult" film called Harry Squatter And The Sorcerers Bone.

Don't ask how I know this.

Well I could claim to have prior knowledge of who dies in book 6, and say book 7 will be called

"Hermione Granger and the Lightning-Scarred Ghost"

But that would be silly :P

Everyone knows book 7 will be called :

Hermione Granger and the Sven Goran Erickson Affair

Originally posted by nick2
There is actually an "adult" film called Harry Squatter And The Sorcerers Bone.

Don't ask how I know this.

I believe there are quite a few adult remakes........... I think there was one called porn of the rings or some such title, shaving Ryan's privates etc etc.

A friend told me this. no, really. honest. :)

Originally posted by Swan_Vesta
I believe there are quite a few adult remakes........... I think there was one called porn of the rings or some such title, shaving Ryan's privates etc etc.

A friend told me this. no, really. honest. :)

Don't forget "Forest Hump" and "Riding Miss Daisy"

Harry Potter and Adults should have better things to to than read kids books!

Harry Potter and the Mechandising Millions

Is it not Lord of my Ring?

Originally posted by speeed
Harry Potter and Adults should have better things to to than read kids books!

You're a muggle!

Harry Potter And The Wizards Sleeve

*Don't ask me to explain that on a family forum!

Harry Potter and the combine harvester accident :hihi:

Harry Potter and the Truth Behind the Lies

an expose on how he really flies that broom, and the fortune that ron blew on witches in amsterdam

Originally posted by Splodge_CRB
You're a muggle!

Harry Potter And The Wizards Sleeve

*Don't ask me to explain that on a family forum!

better that than a mug! lol

harry potter v's terminator:cool: or Carry On exploiting children

Potters Meat - the Bingham Conspiracy

Harry Potter and the heaving muff!;)

Harry Potter and Alan Titchmarsh Gardening made easy!

Originally posted by Splodge_CRB
You're a muggle!

Harry Potter And The Wizards Sleeve

*Don't ask me to explain that on a family forum!

You're braver than me Splodge ....... I wanted to post that -10/10 :D

Originally posted by Swan_Vesta
You're braver than me Splodge ....... I wanted to post that -10/10 :D

You can always rely on me to lower the tone!


*Thinks-spent too long in that rock bar

You could NEVER spend too long in *that* rock bar!!! :mad:

Harry Potter and the 10" wand.

Hoodie Pothead and the Failed Job Application

HP and the extrodinary bad writing of a wronged woman.?

What Should Next Harry Potter Book Be Called?

Revenge of the geeks?

Harry pot head and the philosophers bong

Harry Potter falls flat on his arse because people are pig sick of it.

There's probably a marketing opportunity for:

Harry Potter and the Da Vinci Code.

Harry Potter and the Very Fat Wallet

HARRY POTTER - THE GRAND WIZARD! of the KLU KLUX KLAN!

Harry Potter and the unbridled Kalashnikov....

In which Harry finally cracks up, buys a long leather coat and an assault rifle and decides to finally take his revenge on the school for all those years of playing Quiditch when he actually wanted to be left to develop skills that would allow him to get a good job when he left Hogwarts.

:D

Harry Potter falls off a cliff.

Harry Potter and the Inevitable ASBO

Hairy Porter - revenge of the Dyslexix

Hilary Potter and the magic sex-change op!

Harry Potter and the Flogged, Dead Horse.

HARRY POTTER IN THE BIG BROTHER HOUSE.

DAY 36 - 12.34pm.

Harry has just woken up after a rowdy night, drinking beer and having sex in the jacuzzi. He gets out of bed somewhat bow-legged trying his best not to wake Peter who is in the same bed.

'OOh I cant sit on that broomstick today, I feel so sick' He walks out to the garden and stretches - the wind blows his outfit right up but Harry doesn't care.
'Excuse me Mr Potter but do you mind'
Harry rubs his eyes and focuses . . . . it's Steve the postman,
'What are you doing in the BB house Steve' says Harry.
'I'm not & neither are you! have you forgotten already you t*sspot! you got evicted last week'
Harry quickly rushes back indoors holding his clothes down: 'F**k!, that was some strong s**t I smoked last night'.

Harry Potter and the Crack Addiction

HARRY POTTER AND THE PRISONER OF WAR!

Harry been caught in Baghdad - dressed in orange overalls and sat tied and surrounded by Iraqi insurgents . . . . Get out of that one with yer magic wand you little s**t!

Harry Potter - The Pheonix (nights) Years

In this gripping episode Harry says "sod being a wizard" and inherits his uncle Brians night club!

Hence magical talent nights etc.....

HARRY POTTER AND THE HOUSE OF HARRIES!!

Harry Potter, Harry Ramsden, Prince Harry, Harry Houdini, Dirty Harry, Harry Hill, Harry Connick Junior and Harry Secombe all in one castle . . . . .

The lonely silouhette of a young wizard can be seen flying past the full moon and into his quarters through a large open window. Harry puts down his McDonalds happy meal and shouts goodnight to his friends.

'Goodnight Harry!' and waits for the reply which comes loud and clear:-

'Goodnight Harry!'

'Goodnight Harry!'

'Goodnight Harry!'

'Goodnight Harry!'

'Goodnight Harry!'

'Goodnight Harry!'

'Goodnight Harry!'

Harry Potter And The Stuck Together Copy Of Razzle

Harry Potter the Pot-Holing Otter and Daughter Lotta the Rotter who's Husband Trotter Forgot her and tried to shot her but never got her so emptied his locker and fled to somewhere hotter like Spain. . . . . .

Catchy title or what! :clap: :thumbsup:

Harry Flower-Potter man! Blip blob blop blip blop blop!

hasnt it got a name?

Yes, Lucy. It has. I believe it is called Trevor.

"Harry Potter and Trevor". What on earth was JK thinking of?

Originally posted by Ant
Yes, Lucy. It has. I believe it is called Trevor.

"Harry Potter and Trevor". What on earth was JK thinking of?

PMSL!!! :P :hihi: :P

What should the next Harry Potter book be called ?

" The VERY , VERY last Adventure of Harry Potter "