Following the recent hot weather I've noticed several people who, whilst having caucasian features, have extremely tanned brown skin. I'm wondering therefore if the BNP has stated whether or not people with dark suntans would be permitted to remain in the UK were they to form the next government?

Anyone know?

Would they be 'Civically White' or 'Non-pastys'?

It's political correctness gone mad

Perhaps they would appoint a Minister For Tans, whose job was to check the naked bodies of sunbathers for white bits? It'd be a tough job but I suppose I could be persuaded to do it.....

Perhaps they would appoint a Minister For Tans, whose job was to check the naked bodies of sunbathers for white bits? It'd be a tough job but I suppose I could be persuaded to do it.....

Yeah?

I challenge you to stand in the Moor for 1 hour in the sunshine and tell me that the perks of the job would outweigh the lows. Cos I ain't sure they would :hihi:

Following the recent hot weather I've noticed several people who, whilst having caucasian features, have extremely tanned brown skin. I'm wondering therefore if the BNP has stated whether or not people with dark suntans would be permitted to remain in the UK were they to form the next government?

Anyone know?

...its the whole package they object to Basil, including the rubber lips :hihi:

Perhaps they would appoint a Minister For Tans, whose job was to check the naked bodies of sunbathers for white bits? It'd be a tough job but I suppose I could be persuaded to do it.....

do ya wanna check my white bits?

Perhaps they would appoint a Minister For Tans, whose job was to check the naked bodies of sunbathers for white bits? It'd be a tough job but I suppose I could be persuaded to do it.....

Wanna check my white bits too? :thumbsup:

Wanna check my white bits too? :thumbsup:

where do we sign up

Hopefully the BNP will expel all the orange people:)

Maybe the BNP should put a colour guide like you find in B&Q on their leaflets. You can then stand by a mirror, put eh guide up against your skin and see if they would be happy for you to vote for them :)

Hopefully the BNP will expel all the orange people:)

Now that's a policy I might even get behind:thumbsup:

Hopefully the BNP will expel all the orange people:)

..apparently they cant Frank, orange people would be Sevilley British ;)

Hopefully the BNP will expel all the orange people:)

perhaps they will respray them

Hopefully the BNP will expel all the orange people:)

Mmmmmm:huh: Let me weigh this one up. Losing Lemar, the best neighbours I've ever had, some of the best British comedians, wonderful friends, the best hospital consultant I've had, and my favourite chefs....but also the chance to lose Christa Ackroyd....do you think they'd throw in Black Lace too?

...do you think they'd throw in Black Lace too?
Ay gado do do push an orange one over cliffs too.

I wonder what their policy is on national treasure David Dickinson?

I wonder what their policy is on national treasure David Dickinson?

Wear sunglasses and factor 50 on approach ?

I was confronted with a woman today who was exposing her bikini afro to all and sundry. Hopefully the BNP will throw her out. I had to prod the kids in the eyes with their rocket ice-lollies in order to retain their innocence.

where do we sign up

Right cheek! :P

Right cheek! :P

or left one :D...........

or left one :D...........


As Basil would say..... bum bum! :hihi:

I was confronted with a woman today who was exposing her bikini afro to all and sundry. Hopefully the BNP will throw her out. I had to prod the kids in the eyes with their rocket ice-lollies in order to retain their innocence.

I've had a wax since yesterday, so all in in order once more :hihi:

This is strange and silly? :hihi