super_pie
10-07-2005, 10:01
I’ve adapted this from another file you might have seen posted around the net to fit another thread I’ve posted in, and also to fit the general mood of the world as of this moment. What do you think, is it accruate are we just a bunch of violent stupid monkeys? It’s not meant to be as facetious as it might first seem….
Orbiting the sun and about 93 billion miles an hour is a little blue planet, and this planet is run by a bunch of monkeys. Now the monkeys don’t think of themselves as monkeys. They don’t even think of themselves as animals and they love to list all the things that they think separate themselves as animals; opposable thumbs, self awareness, they’ll use words like 'Homo Erectus' and 'Australopithecus Afarensis'.
You tomato I say tomato, they’re animals all right…….. they’re monkeys
Monkeys with high speed broadband technology but monkeys all the same. I mean they’re clever; you’ve got to give them that! The Pyramids, the Great Wall of China, aeroplanes, skyscrapers, the internet. That’s some pretty impressive stuff, for a bunch of monkeys.
Monkeys whose brains have evolved to such an unmanageable size that it’s now pretty much impossible for them to stay happy for any length of time, infact they’re the only animals which think they’re supposed to be happy; all the other animals can just be…..
But it’s not that simple for the monkeys………
You see the monkeys are cursed with consciousness, so the monkeys are afraid, the monkeys worry, the monkeys worry about everything, but mostly the monkeys worry about what all the other monkeys think. Because all the monkeys really want to do is fit in. Which is hard to do, because a lot of the monkeys seem to hate each other, that’s what really separates them from the other animals, they HATE!!
They hate monkeys who are different colours, monkeys who came from different places, monkeys who have different opinions, monkeys who have more than them.
The reason for this? Well you see the monkeys feel alone………….
ALL 10 Billion of THEM!!
Some monkeys ask other monkeys to listen to their problems. Because the monkeys want answers and the monkeys don’t want to die, so the monkeys make up gods, and worship them. Then the monkeys argue over whose god is better, and then the monkeys really get angry, and that’s when the monkeys decide to start killing each other. So the monkeys start to wage war, so the monkeys invent hydrogen bombs, the monkeys start invading other countries, the monkeys decide to blow up buses full of other monkeys. The monkeys have got the whole damn planet weird up to explode!!!
The monkeys just can’t help it!!
Some monkeys start thread’s on internet message boards, like it means something…
Some of the monkeys think they’ve got it all figured out. Some of the monkeys read and quote Nietzsche, and argue over Nietzsche, without ever realising that Nietzsche was just another monkey!!
The monkeys make plans, the monkeys fall in love, the monkeys F**k and then they make more monkeys!! The monkeys make music and then the monkeys dance. DANCE MONKEYS DANCE!!!
As you can see, these are some messed up monkeys!!!!
These monkeys are at once both the most ugliest and beautiful creatures that have ever existed on this planet. But these monkeys, don’t want to be monkeys, they want to be something else……
But they’re not.
Orbiting the sun and about 93 billion miles an hour is a little blue planet, and this planet is run by a bunch of monkeys. Now the monkeys don’t think of themselves as monkeys. They don’t even think of themselves as animals and they love to list all the things that they think separate themselves as animals; opposable thumbs, self awareness, they’ll use words like 'Homo Erectus' and 'Australopithecus Afarensis'.
You tomato I say tomato, they’re animals all right…….. they’re monkeys
Monkeys with high speed broadband technology but monkeys all the same. I mean they’re clever; you’ve got to give them that! The Pyramids, the Great Wall of China, aeroplanes, skyscrapers, the internet. That’s some pretty impressive stuff, for a bunch of monkeys.
Monkeys whose brains have evolved to such an unmanageable size that it’s now pretty much impossible for them to stay happy for any length of time, infact they’re the only animals which think they’re supposed to be happy; all the other animals can just be…..
But it’s not that simple for the monkeys………
You see the monkeys are cursed with consciousness, so the monkeys are afraid, the monkeys worry, the monkeys worry about everything, but mostly the monkeys worry about what all the other monkeys think. Because all the monkeys really want to do is fit in. Which is hard to do, because a lot of the monkeys seem to hate each other, that’s what really separates them from the other animals, they HATE!!
They hate monkeys who are different colours, monkeys who came from different places, monkeys who have different opinions, monkeys who have more than them.
The reason for this? Well you see the monkeys feel alone………….
ALL 10 Billion of THEM!!
Some monkeys ask other monkeys to listen to their problems. Because the monkeys want answers and the monkeys don’t want to die, so the monkeys make up gods, and worship them. Then the monkeys argue over whose god is better, and then the monkeys really get angry, and that’s when the monkeys decide to start killing each other. So the monkeys start to wage war, so the monkeys invent hydrogen bombs, the monkeys start invading other countries, the monkeys decide to blow up buses full of other monkeys. The monkeys have got the whole damn planet weird up to explode!!!
The monkeys just can’t help it!!
Some monkeys start thread’s on internet message boards, like it means something…
Some of the monkeys think they’ve got it all figured out. Some of the monkeys read and quote Nietzsche, and argue over Nietzsche, without ever realising that Nietzsche was just another monkey!!
The monkeys make plans, the monkeys fall in love, the monkeys F**k and then they make more monkeys!! The monkeys make music and then the monkeys dance. DANCE MONKEYS DANCE!!!
As you can see, these are some messed up monkeys!!!!
These monkeys are at once both the most ugliest and beautiful creatures that have ever existed on this planet. But these monkeys, don’t want to be monkeys, they want to be something else……
But they’re not.